Uncle Jed Refuses Subcription Party Over Short Notice
In Millville, Citizens fond of subscription parties recall Old Uncle Jed who values frugality yet enjoys comforts. When a hospitality event for a traveling guest was announced on the day, he declined, saying he would need more notice to prepare and save money, noting the price was about four times the value.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jed
Millville
Jedwin
Not Quite Clear Blox Ray Exchange
A brief dialogue in Chicago News questions honesty and money with Knox asking for five dollars. Blox-Cites caution about keeping funds nearby while Knox insists on trust and returns.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Blox
Ray
Knox
Chicago News
A Case of Necessity Patient Persuaded to Diet
A dialogue fragment shows a patient urged by a doctor to diet for two weeks to improve health while the patient reluctantly agrees, mentioning paying the bill and scraps of conversation.
Love and Elopement Move Millionaire’s Son
A chorus girl and a millionaire's son elope. In a letter to the father the bride proclaims her happiness and devotion, insisting the union is for love and that funds would be scarce yet they remain undeterred. The Chicago Record Herald notes the stern father's response as only to press demands.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chicago -‘Récord-Herald
Too True and Charged Times on a Train Car Dramatics
A Yonkers Statesman line recalls a European passenger joke about a man leaning over the rail of a noisy car. The dialogue contrasts a past hunger with current tense recognition, hinting at social distress and shifting attitudes aboard.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Yonkers
A Walk Tonic Bonnet Prescription Joke
A Chicago Journal joke strip features a doctor prescribing a bonnet to a wife who complains she does not feel equal to outdoor exercise. The physician notes she needs toning up and suggests a fashion remedy rather than activity.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chicago Journal
Terrible Thought and Warning Selections
A pair of brief quips from editorials: the sun’s heat lasting 80 million years and concern over rising heating bills, followed by a mother’s caution to a daughter about bathing suit colors running at the seashore, as cited in Detroit Free Press and Yonkers Statesman.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Church
Gotham
Cosa
Yonkers
Detroit Free Press
Fragmented Plantals Note From Anarchy Column
Fragmented OCR text mentions Ay Ye Gow and hellist plants with thorns. content unreadable. No clear persons places or events to summarize into a cohesive news item.
Sure to Make a Hit in Inet Stage Debut
A Chicago Record Herald note describes a manager promising a future hit role for a young soubrette while she eagerly asks how fame is assured. A CA band marches across the stage as a bisv drum is humorously struck with a rolling pin in a scene highlight.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Inet
Chicago Record‘Herald
London Opinion fragment on love and time
Fragment from London Opinion features a short exchange where a suitor demands immediacy while the beloved requests time to think, set beside a taxi cab at the door. The exchange captures a quick, dramatic moment of romantic tension.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
London Opinion
Costly Peace in the East as West Ties Fray
A Western speaker in an eastern city laments Western life and contemplates settling eastward. A resident notes the region’s wealth centers around eminent lawyers and judges, estimating about a thousand lawyers. The talk ends with a preference to return to gun-armed life.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
N. Y
Passenger argues fare favoritism over dogs on road
A red faced passenger challenges a conductor about fare price. He asks if dogs cost one cent a mile while he is charged three cents. The conductor confirms. The passenger protests being treated like a dog and the exchange ends with a quip about his being a bit better than a dog.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Yonkers
His View On Wolves And Pedestrians From Chicago Daily News
A clipped quote portrays a speaker claiming the wolves of pedestrians would be worn to frazzles, contrasting a preference for a good steady safe job as reported by the Chicago Daily News.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chicago Daily News
Two Ways of Putting It in a Dialogue
In a brief dialogue a character named De Riter questions another, claiming a critic named Crittick says the speaker is beyond his depth. The reply from De Riter confirms the critic’s assessment and clarifies the speaker’s meaning.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Crittick
de Riter
The Trout's Fault In a Humorous Local Exchange
A Cleve land Leader quip captures a fisherman complaining of an empty day at a famed trout stream. A summer landlord responds that while the stream is fine, the fish lack sense, illustrating a humorous local conversation.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cleveland
Fragmentary quote prompts mystery in wartime diary
A partial line reads “Bogad, Mrs. Smart, where do you keep ity eye? Where you yours, major-th a bottle!” hinting at a cryptic wartime note or diary fragment. The readable words suggest a dialogue possibly about possession, a missing eye, and a bottle.
Deaf husband, talkative wife, and a wary captain
A fragment from a local paper recalls Capt Bascomb leaving his friend Capt Somers and a young woman, with Mrs Bascomb noting his near deafness yet ability to hear when Miss Bascomb is absent. The scene hints at a cautious plan to keep her unaware of his actions.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Capt. Bascomb
Capt. Somers
Miss Bascomb
Gersh Bascomb
Cunning Chap Causes Confusion With College Yell
A blushing girl with a white parasol confides that Jack kept asking about their college yell. To deter him she invented three yells in quick succession. The tale ends with a goose kissing her three times, leading to three yells that prompted her mother to think she was delivering the class yell.
The Grack In His Armor and Misogynist Exchange
A fragmentary dialogue from the Chicago Daily News features a girl joking about baldness and a man named John with a costly bald spot. Mrs Murphy quips about her husband, while Mr Murphy notes the old man’s suspicion and a woman’s readiness to strike.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
John
Vicar Lists Welsh Parishes Before Royal Commission
The vicar of Dwygyfylchi cum Penmaenmaur told the royal commission for the church in Wales that he had been at Pistylecum Carnguweh Llangeful cum Tregaian Llandyfuan cum Llanfair and Arleechwedd.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dwygyfylchi-cum-Penmaenmaur
Royal Commission For the Church In Wales
Pistylecum-Carnguweh
Llangeful-cum-Tregaian
Llandyfuancum-Llanfair
Arleechwedd
Defiance Starch Promises Superior Strength and Smoothness
The advertisement claims that starch products have continually improved since their 25 year old patent. It highlights Defiance Starch as the latest discovery with no harmful chemicals and an added ingredient that enhances strength and smoothness beyond rival brands.
A Big Loser in London Dry Goods Debacle
Mrs Myles notes a 24 year old son of a London dry goods man in bankruptcy having disposed of 2 100 000 alnos as he comes of age. Mrs Styles replies boys will be boys. Mrs Myles concludes a boy aims to be a bridge whist player.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Myles
London
Styles
Notable exchange at tea with Tartleigh and Muchwedde
In a dialogue from Young's Magazine Mrs Tartleigh questions a plan to meet all her husbands, prompting Mrs Muchwedde to retort that Mrs Tartleigh is rude. The exchange ends with the remark about dying and going to heaven.
Kline's Great Nerve Restorer Promises Cure
Advert says Fits St Vitus Dance and nervous disorders can be permanently cured by Dr Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. Offers a free trial bottle, with a $2.00 trial bottle and treaties from Dr R H Kline and address 991 Arch St Philadelphia PA.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
St. Vitus
Dr. Kline
R. H. Kline
Philadelphia
Last Memorial and Odd Nostalgia in a Fragmented Ad Sheet
A compact OCR fragment lists diverse phrases and quips: memorial note on widows tattooing husbands' names, ball blue laundry ad, a Pascal quote on virtue, garbled product line for a Peoria dealer, a Jonson quote, Mrs Winslow’s soothing syrup for teething, Euripides quote on quick device form. The material reads as a collage of old ad copy and literary maxims without a single cohesive news item.
All Buried by Government In Switzerland
A curious quotation notes that in parts of Switzerland all the dead are buried by the government regardless of wealth or position. The remark praises moral improvement and reflects a civic ideal amid a collection of period ad copy and proverbs.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Switzerland
Postum Cereal Beverage Ties Sleep and Stomach Relief
A California woman credits Postum with stable sleep after years of sleepless nights caused during coffee use.Her brother also stopped coffee after trying Postum and reported no more sour stomach. The ad urges a ten day trial and references a booklet for proof.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Nilya
Calif
Postum
Aince
Ike
Wallville
Phan
Also Mentioned on This Page
Sandwich Islands
Red Cross
Pascal
Lewis
Tres
Peoria
Hen Jonson
Euripides
Howard
Lewis’ Factory
Mil
Dodds
Carters
Lydia B. Pinkham
Pinkham
Lynn
Mass
Lydia E. Pinkham
Peet
Daren
Tory
Werhak
da Fe
Ort