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Newspaper

Jasper News

Location

Jasper, Missouri, United States of America

Date

Mar 05, 1908

Page

3

Velveteen Wins as Barbara Bets at the Club Race

Admiral and Barbara Valence attend a club race where a bookmaker offers odds on Velveteen. Barbara places a sovereign on Velveteen with four hundred to ten, and Velveteen wins amid crowd cheers. The admiral jokes about a kiss as the celebration ends.

Sara Alured Tatterspall’s Alf Barbara Valence May Babs Mr. May Velveteen Baba Mr. Milton Amiles

Babs’ Sadewitch Rivalry At Velveteen Race

Nine year old Lady Babs debates backing Velveteen in the Sarewitch at Newmarket. She touts her pony and boots, cites Kink the gardener as tip giver, and clashes with Mrs Fane and the earl over race prospects. The girl insists Velveteen can win, while adults joke about form and foretell a chaotic scene.

Babs Alured Sarewitch Mrs. Faoue Earl Baba Babe Kink Mrs. Fane Otto Madden Fane Mr. Milton Mily Baby St. Maffews Mra

Simeons and honeymoons a sea tale on a boat

A San Francisco Chronicle excerpt shows a boy asking about simons and honeymoons aboard an Oakland boat. The father dismisses the questions with jokes about travel storms. The exchange turns humorous as they compare honeymoons to simoons and sea life.

Oakland Simeon Pat Pat Simoons Percy San Francisco Chronicle

Navy to Decide on Bureaus Replacement

A conversation hints the navy may discard bureaus in favor of roll top desks. A character suggests contacting the secretary to learn what price an old-fashioned mahogany bureau with many drawers would fetch.

Navy John

Violinist Daughter Impresses Mrs Blowhard

A witty remark circulating about Mrs Blowhard claiming her daughter is a skilled violinist who plays divinely on the violin and accompanies herself on the piano. The exchange highlights social race for talent within a humorous note from Lippincott's.

Red Roses and Memory in a Rustic Verse

Fragmentary verse depicts a longing lyric scene with imagery of red roses and memory. A speaker recalls a beloved and a father figure mourning a lady, intertwining themes of love, memory, and farewell as the poem moves through shifting reflections.

Dr Simmons and the Southwest Promote Homes

Dr C F Simmons, advertised elsewhere in this paper, has helped many people acquire homes in the sunny Southwest. A Southerner by birth, he is a broad minded, kindly gentleman who thrives on helping others help themselves. He would not misstate any facts for wealth and offers square deals to readers pursuing land in the Southwest.

C. F. Simmons Dr. Simmons Rockefellers Southwest

De Quiz and De Whiz Weather Joke Exchange

A witty quip on icy air and domestic warmth contrasts winter weather with a wife’s preference for home by the fire over a matinee. The banter plays on a punny contrast between cold weather and cozy domestic scenes.

Eczema Sufferer Reclaims Walk With Cuticura Remedies

Mrs. David Brown of Locke Arkansas recounts a two year eczema battle. After two doctors offered only temporary relief her ankles were sores that worsened nightly. Three uses of Cuticura Soap Ointment and Pills brought rapid sleep relief and healing with no relapse after a year.

David Brown Locke, Ark

Prisons Use Convicts on Treadmills in Britain

Popular Mechanics reports on the barbarous practice of forcing convicts to treadmills in English prisons. A picture shows prisoners at the task where the treadmill runs about 30 steps per minute and a cross-bar strikes the legs if a step is missed.

Castoria Safety Claim and Bronchial Relief Promotion

An old advertisement urges mothers to examine Castoria bottles for the designated signature and notes the remedy has been in use for over 30 years. It also promotes Brown's Bronchial Troches as a quick throat relief in a 26c box and mentions a statement about proving claims.

Brown

Helpful Advice From a Trusted Medical Confidant

A Mass women readers are urged to write candidly to a Lynn physician who, with thirty years of correspondence, claims to offer crucial insights to private illnesses. The ad promises strict confidentiality and highlights letters from grateful patients as proof of her powerful guidance.

Ie Oo Pinkam Lynn Mass Shi P

Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Promised Cure

An advertisement extols Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as a remedy for female ailments. A letter from Mrs Norman R Barnett of Allentown Pa describes relief from organic derangement and female weakness after use, claiming improvement and urging others to try the product. The copy asserts the product has cured thousands of women with displacements inflammation ulcers fibroid tumors and related symptoms.

Norman R. Barnett Allentown Lydia EB. Pinkham Lydia E. Pinkham

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