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Grafton Sentinel

Location

Grafton, West Virginia, United States of America

Date

Jun 13, 1955

Page

5

Bennett Cerf Try and Stop Me Comedy Routine

Bennett Cerf presents a standard college comic routine featuring a jittery waiter exchange about coffee and tea. Jokes include a termite reviewing a Venetian blind and a desperate suitor threatening suicide, followed by a yawning town siren remark. Copyright 1955 King Features Syndicate.

Milton Bennett Cerf King Features Syndicat

Fragmented Readable Bits From A Bizarre Notebook Item

A garbled OCR fragment notes odd incidents and remarks including a chaotic mix of soccer violence in Burma, Milwaukee beer quality claims, a meat preference shift to roasted barnyard fowl, Wisconsin staged animal mischief, and a Florida civil war vignette. Additional lines mention Sir Winston Churchill's pet, a raw-diet reference, a contempt of court fine for coughing, and commentary on expert advice.

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