Scratch Darn Sat Once There Was an Old Hen
An aged hen endures lean times after a bountiful era of worms ends. A pig counsels her to scratch for grub, restoring health. The tale ends with a moral: Scratch early. Also verses describe a mother waking at three in the night with a crying baby and finding quiet, reflective moments amid duty.
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Mabel Paine
Drivers Cautious on West Main Street Hill Intersection
Caution urged for drivers on the west Main street hill near the first intersection as right‑of‑way and pedestrian traffic create limited passing room. The piece warns against speeders and notes the cost of accidents outweighs fame and earnings of movie stars.
Lost Found and Farm Ads In Rural Notice
A pocket book found at Hawk Eye Theatre is reported by Prad Spies. Ads offer grain at low prices from Farmers Grain Co and sale notices for Rhode Island Red eggs at 50 cents per 15. Also listed are plant sales for tomatoes cabbage pansies with flowers. An estray notice from Martin Stewart mentions a heifer needing owner proof and expenses.
Fragmented 1900s News Snippets on Money Germs and Odd Cranks
A garbled collection of brief notes covers diverse topics from legislation affecting croals on Easy Street to a New York horse theft. It mentions medical claims about paper money not harboring germs, a prisoner found with three cents and 3500 Cuban lottery tickets, and humorous misreadings about ducks and prehistoric sloths. It ends with a Japanese taxi bill pun.
Incongruous Observations On Life And Mindset
A speaker extols life as checks and balances while noting occasional notices of insufficient funds. The passage hints at judging character by how a man carries a baby and recalls a Chinese belief about mind resting in the stomach. It adds a quip about winter driving and radiator honey, and ends with a notion worth considering when the mind is clear before eating.
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Axelton Wiotor Co
F.O. B. Detroit
Roy Dg
Colorado
Rock Island
Yellowstone
California
Rocky Mountain
B. HH. Worswell
Gracttinger
Lown
M. L. Murphy
Hawkeye Theatre
Prad Spies
Pfarmera Grain Co
Rhode Island
J. H. Gammon
IFOR
Wm. Penn
Graettinger
Town
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Northwest
Iowa
Graattinger
Graattinger Nursery
E. S&s. George
Estray
Martin Stewart
Grachtinger
Palo Alto
Towa
Thorwald Thorson
Forest City
Addal
Board of Directors
Bleonbast
Towusl
Diractors
Charley Jensen
New ‘York
Boulshevik
Mr. Farmer
Grady Produce Co
C. A. Selee
Emmetsburg
Milwaukee Depot