Questionable Qualifications for Office and Campus Pranks
The piece notes debate over women's fitness for high office while suggesting she could become speaker at the post office in Graettinger. It adds a quip about salvaging false teeth as profitable nuisance and mocks future University of Pittsburgh plans with a 62 story tower and freshmen parking the president's cow on the roof during Halloween pranks.
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Quip laden look at life from a year of puzzles
A collection of witty anecdotes and social musings lampoons daily life from taxes to weather. It jokes about budding trends and human quirks, noting unlikely future forecasts and the oddities of modern living with a playful, essayistic tone.
Quips and Quirks from a Canny Column
A collection of witty observations on language, aging, and modern life. A critic quips about peacemaking wards in hospitals and the speech of today, noting how inventions prompt worry and a poet’s blush. References to ex presidents steamed by steamship tickets, and a jab at saxophone English.
Danish Lutheran Church Notes Sunday School Next Sunday
Sunday School at South Walnut church next Sunday at 2. Regular services at 3 by Rev. Nielsen of Ringsted in English. Methodist notes list Sunday School 10, worship 11, Epworth 6:45, evening service 7:30 with Dust of the Road. Bible study Thursday 7:30 with Isiah lessons. Committees plan two months of themed Sundays with solos, duets, choruses, pageants and more. Everyone invited to attend.
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