Freaks of Language and Witty Contradictions
A playful Chicago News quip contrasts literal and figurative phrases. It notes that a delegation is not a collection of amputates and that phrases like horse cars or ice chest defy literal interpretations, while illustrating oddities in everyday terms.
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Chicago News
Quixotic Isle of Man Judicial Oath Described in Print
An 18th or 19th century style oath is printed claiming to bind officers to truth and justice. It swears to execute laws impartially between the king and subjects, between parties, as indifferently as a fish's backbone lies in the middle. The archaic wording invokes divine witness and miraculous works.
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Isle of Man
Symptoms of ailing adults confound a weary doctor
A physician notes that middle aged and older patients report numerous diverse symptoms. He cites a fifty year old patient who describes feverish spells, migrainelike pain, dizziness, stomach upset, sore throat, cough, earache, loss of appetite, lassitude, and great weakness as he studies a wide range of ailments.
Unruffled Mrs Snow and Tibbie of Scottish wit
A quiet mother Mrs Snow boasts Angie’s immunity to measles only for the illness to prove her point. Tibbie, a hardworking Scottish housekeeper, reveals her plan to marry Rabble after years of waiting and jokes about life, money, and a talking machine.
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The Brute quote on engagement ring swap for studs
A London Tribune item presents a witty exchange where a sweet girl asks about happiness and an old bachelor replies the peak moment was when the jeweler reclaimed the engagement ring and exchanged it for collar studs.
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London Tribune
Socks Delay Drum Delivery Causes Band Wag On Mixup
Mrs Uptowne explains she bought socks and a drum for her boy while the driver says the drums arrived but the socks are in the hose cart. The exchange reveals a comic misunderstanding in the band wagon supply route.
Christmas Express Rush Overloads Delayed Deliveries
An express agent notes the annual Christmas rush causes nationwide congestion as deliveries peak after Christmas. High demand and prosperity outstrip capacity, with every express office and train overwhelmed by packages and inadequate facilities to handle the volume.
Foley's Honey and Tar Warns Against Imitations
The Original Foley and Company Chicago promotes Foley's Honey and Tar as a trusted throat and lung remedy. They warn that many imitations with similar names flood the market and urge buyers to demand the genuine yellow packaged product.
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Te Jericno & Co
Kansas Man Shot Through and Through Reported
A Kansas paper reports a man wounded by gunfire described as shot through and through. The account uses strong phrasing to note the severity of the injury and the comprehensive damage described by the local press.
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Kansas
Holiday window displays at local shops attract shoppers
Among our stores many pretty show windows celebrate Christmas with red and green decorations. F F Jericho Co and F H Shriner Co showcase holiday goods in large windows. Toilet articles perfumes statuary draw crowds and Frank Crail’s display features bon bon box designs today.
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F. H. Shriner & Co
Frank Crails
Time Cards for Denver & Rio Grande Trains
Daily schedule notes trains with numbers and names such as No 1 Denver Express No 2 Chicago Express No 4 Passenger and No 6 Chicago Express. Some trains do not carry passengers and several times are listed with 24 hour timing.
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Cureo of Bright's Disease Promotes Kidney Cure Claim
Cureo of Bright's Disease from Lisbon writes that after years of illness and failed treatments Foley's Kidney Cure relieved his symptoms. He says a half bottle helped and four bottles cured him, noting frequent urination and brick-dust substances before using the remedy, sold by F. W. Jericho & Co.
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Red Mills
Lawrence County
N. Y
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St. Louis
Stonefort
Itl
Zemo
Ira Blackman
To Cure Rheumatism With Nervine and Salicyte
A testimonial from James H. Sanders of Rockaway New Jersey credits Dr Miles Nervine with easing inflammatory rheumatism. He describes severe pain, immobility, and eventual recovery after using Nervine plus salicylate of soda and guidance from Miles Medical Co. The ad promotes Nervine as an alkaline remedy to neutralize uric acid and restore rest, with a guaranteed first bottle result.
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Jas. H. Sanders
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Denver's First Stagecoach In the Overland Mail Era
In 1859 Denver welcomed the first through coach of the Overland Mail, linked to the Pony Express. Red shirts gathered, bartenders prepared, and locals cheered as six mules then a swaying stage rode through dust toward the town, signaling a bold step toward connecting western towns with the eastern United States.
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Overland Mail
Pony Express
Ing Magazine
Hall's Catarrh Cure Promised To Cure All Stages
Readers learn of a claimed universal cure for catarrh by Hall's Catarrh Cure. The firm offers one hundred dollars for any failure to cure and invites inquiries and testimonials from the medical franchise. The ad also promotes Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
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F. J. Cueneny & Co
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Names and the Law Across European Systems
The piece contrasts English law allowing name changes with legal limits in France and Germany. English courts permit adopting any name unless deception or financial loss occurs, while French and German systems restrict names to those registered or penalize false titles. The Dundee Advertiser is cited and a note invites job work.
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Court of Appeals
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Dougall
Law Journal
Dundee Advertiser
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