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Newspaper

Eugene Weekly Guard

Location

Eugene, Oregon, United States of America

Date

May 23, 1903

Page

6

100 Doses For One Dollar Medicine Ad Claims Great Value

An advertisement extols Hood's Sarsaparilla as the best value for money, promising to purify and enrich the blood, cure pimples and eruptions, and relieve fatigue. It cites a Washington, D. C. address and a claim of customer satisfaction, noting nationwide police presence and population ratios in London and New York City.

Hood Mise Ervie Covoxya 10Th Street N. W Washington, D. C London New York City Ayer

Sawmill Keeps Plant Running Day and Night

The owner says business is brisk with a rush of orders from breakfast food companies. A visitor asks about the dull season, and the owner confirms they are unusually busy. The exchange underscores strong demand driving extended operations.

N. Y. Times

Dominion's Artillery Dismissed as Scrap Iron

Lord Dandonald, head of the Canada militia forces, says the artillery of the Dominion is fit only for scrap iron. The exchange centers on public reception of jokes and a satirical reply from a soubrette in Chicago.

Chicago American Dominion Lord Dandonald Canada Militia Forces

Ida-Mabel’s Wit Sparks Old Gloves Into Beauty Spots

The dialogue features Ida-Mabel, May and Ida debating army officers and medals. Ida praises Ida-Mabel as a genius for reuse, noting how Ida-Mabel cut old black gloves into beauty spots rather than throwing them away. The exchange blends humor with thrift.

Ida Mabel

Aunt tells Lillian about new baby cousin

A family quip recounts Mamma explaining to Lillian that her aunt is now the baby's aunt while Papa becomes the uncle and Lillian the cousin. Lillian replies amusedly that it was arranged quickly, highlighting a playful child’s view of family ties.

Mamma Lillian Bas Papa Little Chronicle

Notions of style outlast money in fashion says Washington Star

A wealthy man remarks that display fades quickly while money grows steadily more stylish with time. He notes the things money buys lose currency in months, yet money itself remains fashionable across centuries.

Washington Star

Hilarity Over Major Apartment Fire Grips Residents

A furnace fire in a large apartment complex draws laughter from residents despite the blaze. The incident marks the first fire in the building since November, prompting questions about the incident’s cause and safety measures.

Rancher seeks wolves bounty with poisoned heifer

A Natrona County Wyoming ranchman killed a heifer by poisoning its carcass after wolves killed it. Within days eight wolves and one coyote lay dead nearby. The heifer was worth 25 dollars, while the wolves and coyote would yield about 200 dollars in bounty and skins.

Natrona County Wyo

Census Death Months by Age Group Reported

A fragment notes deaths in March and April for adults and July and August for children under five, based on statistics from the twelfth census.

Invitation on a Gold Plate Reaches President Roosevelt

President Roosevelt received a gold plate invitation not political in nature to attend the mining congress in Lead South Dakota next September. The plate measured two and three fourths by five inches and could not hold a dinner but displayed a gold vein motif associated with the Black Hills region.

Rooevelt Lead 8. D

Gold and Silver Production 1902 Totals

The report estimates gold production at 80,853,070 dollars and silver at 31,040,025 dollars for the year 1902, detailing monetary value rather than mass. The figures indicate the value generated by mining activities during that year.

Old Favorites and One Day Nearer Reflections

A row of verses combines classic children’s poem imagery with hymnal stanzas. James Whitcomb Riley’s Orphant Annie tale sits alongside lines about gobble-uns and parental duty, then a devotional farewell spans horizons and heavenly homes, closing with Rev. Benj. H. Hunt’s sentiment of being one day nearer home.

Annie James Whitcomb Riley Rev Benj. H. Hunt

Old Germantown Schoolhouse to Become Relic Museum

The Site and Relic Society of Germantown Pennsylvania plans a museum in the old Concord schoolhouse on historic Germantown ground near the buried battle victims. An exhibition last November at Germantown Academy spurred the effort, showing the need for a permanent building to house Revolutionary relics.

Pennsylvania the Site and Relic Society of Germantown Concord Germantown Academy

Old Mill at Newport Mentioned in Quip by Longhaired Man

A Philadelphia Press quote recalls Longfellow and a Newport mill tale. The exchange mocks the idea of a mill being pulled off at Newport while noting spring poetry often serves as a good faith guarantee. The ragged dialogue emphasizes period humor rather than a factual event.

Longfellow Newport Philadelphia Press

A Beautiful Young Society Woman's Letter

A letter praising Peruna by Bess F. Healy describes summer catarrh symptoms and relief from the remedy. It urges prompt evaluation by Dr. Hartman of The Hartman Sanitarium in Columbus, Ohio, for personalized advice.

Paco Mons Wabasha St Dr Hartman Columbus Bess F. Healy Dr. Hartman Hartman Sanitarium Ohio

That is a handsome couple on the frozen lake

An observer notes a couple on a frozen lake. The modern Sherlock suggests they are married, and notes the man frowning whenever he buckles her skates, implying obligation or strain in the partnership. The exchange highlights wary affection and teasing scrutiny between two characters.

College Yell Sparks Mockery From Baltimore Herald

In a Baltimore Herald critique, a commentator dismisses a callow youth named Jack just out of college, arguing he will not make a mark in the world. The indignant reply from Mabel praises his college yell as evidence of vitality and potential.

Jack Mabel Baltimore Herald

Not Superstitious in a Rabbit's Paw Pocket

A Washington Star fragment quotes Mr. Erastue Pinkley denying superstition. He says some folks fear ghosts and various critters, but with a rabbit’s paw in his pocket he feels punicky safe.

Mistress and Mary in the kitchen exchange

The scene shows a stern mistress questioning why she hears no sound from the kitchen while a bashful guest eats. Mary replies that the guest is too shy to speak and simply eats.

Mary

Vacation Choice Prompt Couples Joke

A light exchange shows a husband asking where to go for a vacation and the wife replies any destination that is expensive and restless, capturing a witty Life magazine tone about travel and marital banter.

Mississippi River Rise Location Question

The exchange regards the Mississippi River’s source during flood season. Johnnie replies that its rise spans its entire length, as described in the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Treacher Mississippi River Johnnie Cleveland Plain Dealer

Secret of success for women remains hidden joke

A witty quip contrasts Stubb and Penn Ninety nine with a barbed line about women seeking success not recognizing it when it arrives. The exchange highlights gendered humor about achievement and perception in a light, humorous tone.

Stubb Penn

Quill Pens and Drying Powders Used in Courts

In a nod to tradition, goose quill pens and blotting powders remain in routine use within English law courts and the House of Lords as well as the French Chamber of Deputies, reflecting ceremonial continuity in 19th century parliamentary practice.

House of Lords Chamber of Deputies

FIRM PRETENSES REPORTED IN FLYER ADS AND NERVE RESTORER CLAIMS

An advertisement hawks a “FITS Permanently Cure” tonic claiming to calm nerves after one dose and offers a $2.00 trial bottle. The clipping includes a Philadelphia address and compares swindling promoters to a rascally court figure, noting such schemes entice readers while exposing legal consequences.

Philadelphia

A Storied Valentine Day Tradition Emerges

The piece recalls St Valentine beheaded in 279 A D and notes men have long used February 14 to woo the women who caused their losses, a tradition framed as sensible and enduring.

Allen's Foot Ease free sample offer from Allen's

A vintage ad promotes Allen's Foot Ease for foot ailments and fitting shoes. It urges readers to write Allen 8 Olmsted LeRoy N and request a free sample, claiming relief from chilblains sweating damp feet and swelling. It also markets relief for corns and bunions and notes availability at all druggists for 230 with a warning not to accept substitutes.

Allen Olmsted LeRoy

Henpeck Episode Recalled by Philadelphia Press

A Philadelphia Press quote links Newitt.Funny to memories of a wife, noting she constantly reminds the speaker of an episode. The remark highlights humor and personal recollection in a casual exchange about marriage and memory.

Newitt Henpeck Philadelphia Press

Easter Morning Plans At Clara’s House

Clara asks if you will attend church Easter morning and Alice confirms unless the cook goes, reflecting a small domestic conversation from the Detroit Free Press.

Clara Charch Alice Detroit Free Press

Prairie Cavern in Oklahoma: Rock Prairie Cave Explored

A field report describes Rock Prairie cave near Prairie Cavern in Oklahoma, detailing two cave passages, a west chamber, a deeper east crawl, a subterranean stream up to 30 feet wide, and a high vaulted pool with stalagmites. Explorers note risk of getting lost, boats used inside, and a natural bridge about 200 feet underground. The stream’s behavior suggests a larger hydrological connection to a distant spring.

Prairie Oklahoma State Capitol Rock Prairie Chickasaw Nation

Roasting Versus Baking Meats Praised by Philadelphia Chef

A Philadelphia Record interview with an exclusive hotel chef argues that most American dyspepsia stems from baking meats rather than roasting. He urges a return to genuine roasting, noting tastier, more digestible results and stronger appetites, while conceding home cooks often bake.

America Philadelphia

Strains of Italian and Carniolan Bees on Red Clover

The article notes Italian bees, second crop blossoms with shorter corollas, and Carniolan bees as capable workers on red clover. It suggests selective breeding could yield strains that excel on red clover, while Cyprian bees are the longest tongued and most effective. It states wild bumblebees, Bombus, are the main pollinators of clover pollen.

Reclover

Electricity and Vital Action Claim By Dr Loeb

Dr Loeb argues electricity underlies vital action but concedes he has not yet produced a fair demonstration. The remark reflects debate over how electricity influences life processes and experimental validation remains unsettled.

Loeb

Fool with tact avoids the dangerous fool

A terse aphorism discusses how tact and assurance separate the wise from fools and note that a brilliant leader benefits from a timely partner. It claims a woman’s bravery surfaces when she faces a trap or challenge.

American University plan eyed by Bishop McCabe and Morgan

Bishop McCabe of the Methodist Episcopal church seeks Pierpont Morgan support for an American University in Washington. Morgan is reported to view the project favorably.

McCabe Methodist Episcopal Church Pierpont Morgan American University At Washington Morgan

Portland man imports Turke stan alfalfa seed from Russia

G. F. Mann of Portland Oregon has received a quantity of the famous Turkestan alfalfa seed from the Russian government and expects to import more as Oregon and Northwest farmers and stockmen learn its high productivity and food value. Interested parties should address Mr Mann at his Portland store 188 Front Street.

G. 5. Mann Portland Oregon Northwest Mann Front Street

When to bow and when not to bow in the question agitating English society

In the Brooklyn Eagle dialogue the pugilist notes the importance of timing in bowing as a social question now stirring English society, while a separate consumer blurb promotes the Klean Kool Kitchen stove line, touting cleanliness, economy, and readiness and mentioning sale at stove stores.

Brooklyn Eagle

True Feminine Aim Brings Surprise Question in Conversation

A curious exchange features a playful line about a “She-I” killing two birds yesterday and a quizzical response “Indeed? I suppose you threw it at a dog?” The fragment then shifts to a medical advert for Piso’s Cure for Consumption claiming relief for bronchial troubles, priced at 25 cents in druggists.

Bookkeeper Hiring Quip From New York Weekly

A sharp exchange shows a merchant bucking changes while an applicant asks why. The merchant quips that a bald man must shave time from work, claiming hairless hands rust a pen and waste a week’s effort.

Close Merchant New York Weekly

Deafness and catarrh cure claim in 19th century ad

An advertisement asserts local applications cannot cure deafness and promotes Hall's Catarrh Cure. It explains Eustachian tube inflammation causes hearing loss, claims constitutional remedies are needed, and offers one hundred dollars for any deafness case caused by catarrh that Hall's remedy cannot cure. It mentions Hall's Pills as best.

Hall Lars Ree, Cheney & CO Toledo

Government herd of 10000 reindeer in Alaeca grows to 11000

The government herd in Alaeca, planned to provide food and draft animals for natives, is valued at 10 000 head and to be expanded by a further 1000 through a new Siberian contract.

Alaeca Siberia

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