Wit and whimsy from the Emmons County Record
A miscellany of observational quips and satirical notes. The column lampoons figures from politics and business, remarks on mosquitoes and health, and riffs on culture and society, including references to Dr Osler, Secretary Wilson, and the California raisin trust.
When does a woman look her best asks World
A witty line from the London World asks when a woman looks her best and notes a snappy retort about men who would answer only if she keeps her lips closed. The brief quip reflects social humor and gender stereotypes common in the period.
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London
Mackay's Trustee Victory Sparks Society Debate
The article notes Mrs. Mackay's election as school trustee proving a path to fame beyond hosting social dinners. It also mentions Alfred Austin’s poem criticizing Britain's wartime readiness, aligning with the era's literary standards.
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Mackay
New York Society
Hotel bans dogs but allows a few babies to stay
A New York hotel management decision to evict dogs from the hostelry is softened by permission for a few babies to remain. The incident highlights tensions between animal policies and accommodating guests.
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New York
Massachusetts judge ayes umbrellas as private property
Public opinion suggests support for a Massachusetts judge who rules that umbrellas are private property. Many people view discarded umbrellas as belonging to individuals rather than the public.
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Massachusetts
No purposeful intent in accidents cited by officials
The article argues that drivers and scorers act without premeditated harm in accidents. It notes that in high speed or urgent moments there is little time to plan every action.
Prank Arrest Tangles Rivalry Between Fighters
A reported incident shows Goodwin arrested in what is described as a practical joke by his friend Jimmy Britt a prizefighter. The tale casts doubt on Britt's humor and Goodwin's choice of companions as a source of concern.
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Hat Goodwin
Jimmy Britt
Britt
Goodwin
Tea crop in Japan falters amid war time strain
Japan faces a partial tea crop failure as experts blame wartime demands on the mikado's ancestors for neglecting agricultural interests. The report notes the empire's focus on military actions reducing attention to farming.
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Japan
Italian couple nets 7000 dollars from organ grinding
An Italian and his wife earned seven thousand dollars grinding a hand organ in New York and plan to retire to Italy. The writer notes it would be a blessing if every organ grinder could retire for such a sum.
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New York
Italy
Sentimental Reflection on Debt and Jealousy in News
A reader laments newspaper coverage of debtors enjoying summer leisure while creditors stay home due to lack of funds. The note critiques the media tone and contrasts personal hardship with public leisure.
Philadelphia man becomes highways chief after urging wife
A Philadelphia man advanced to head the Bureau of Highways after his wife urged him to take the examination. The episode is presented as a corrective tale on practical obedience within the home.
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Philadelphia
Bureau of Highways
Resignations and incidents mark Washington Week
Edwin H. Conger of Iowa resigns as American ambassador to Mexico effective Oct 18, with Roosevelt accepting the move. The interior secretary orders withdrawal of 160000 acres in La Grande Oregon from entry for the Umatilla irrigation project. A Panama Canal shield adopts the policy motto The Land Divided the World United. Across crime news a Pueblo foreman causes his daughter’s poisoning death and suicide. a Keokuk drowning follows a quarrel. Council Bluffs cashier admits embezzlement of about 1875. a Kirkville murder suspect is discharged. Mullins and Flemmings feuds yield fatalities. Goldfield suicide after forgery arrest. Beebe of Los Angeles kills three, then himself.
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Edwin H. Conger
Iowa
Mexico
Roosevelt
Secretary of the Interior
la Grande
Ore
Umatilla
Isthmian Canal Commission
Panama Canal Zone
United States
Frank Ward
Pueblo
Colo
Frances
Crescent
Keokuk
Quincy
Pearl Kohn
Canton
David T. Stubbs
Citizen’s Gas and Electric Company
Council Bluffs
Mary Harris
James Harris
Kirkville
Feua
Mullins
Flemmings
Letcher County
Pikeville
Monroe Seward
Henry Mullins
Seward
Creed Wanover
Flemming
Tom Reid
Goldfield
Ila
B. M. Beebe
Los Angeles
Cal
Lottie Beebe
Beebes
Beebe
International tensions ripple through empire and diplomacy
Reports detail weakening Chinese boycotts against American goods and a planned Russian assembly election modelled on Prussia. UK urban voters tally under a ukase while Alfred Waterhouse dies in London. East Africa changes worsen in German holdings as ships are dispatched. A Belgium loan funds Luban railway while a bishop murder, missionary deaths, and trader casualties surface from Zanzibar. Japanese renamed ships, a stranded American circus seeks aid, and a German baron shoots a poacher, then surrenders to police.
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Alfred Waterhouse
Royal Academy
London
England
German East Africa
East Africa
London Morning Post
Shanghai
Pekin
China
Belgium
Reuter Telegram Company
Zanzibar
Japanese Navy Department
Poltava
MacCaddon
Grenoble
France
Henry Vignaud
John K. Gowdy
Emperor William
Empress
Baron von Sternberg
Washington
Count von Don Schulenburg
Neugattersleben
Multiple Disasters Reported Across States Including Explosions and Fires
Four men killed when an engine exploded on a dredge near Norborne Missouri. Syracuse Nebraska city plant partly demolished by an explosion and fire threatening the waterworks. both city owned. A leak in pipes caused the blasts. Firemen injured, some fatally. many missing. Loss around $150000. Marion Heights Pennsylvania big coal breaker destroyed. 500 workers unemployed. Walnut Iowa seats collapse injuring several spectators. Mrs Burke and others sustain serious injuries. Weary list of other incidents includes drownings, horses burned, and electrocution in Kentucky.
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Norborne
Syracuse
Neb
J. C. Reed
Greenough Red Ash Coal Company
Marion Heights
Pittston
Walnut
Iowa
Edward Burke
M. Moore
Bertha Wilmarth
Harriet Spangler
Harry Weaton
Houghton
Mich
County Electric Light and Street Railway Company
Lake Superior
Bet Gris
Butler Pa
de Marest
Kingston
N. Y
Carl Haller
Edward Westcott
Chesapeake & Ohio and
Loisville & Nashville
Newport
Yellow fever spreads along Gulf coast to Mobile
Reports indicate yellow fever infections across the coast with alarming conditions and many new cases found beyond New Orleans along the Louisiana line toward Mobile.
No Relief Until Winter Says Health Authority
New Orleans and coastal towns report yellow fever infections across a wide area from Louisiana to Mississippi. Surgeons treat dozens of cases as officials warn prevention hinges on winter cleanup and mosquito control to avert further spread.
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New Orleans
Louisiana Line
Mobile
Gulfport
Mississippi Ci
Leeville
Nachez
Lake Providence
Aibaisialels Siersie
Ecccee
Pensacola
Fla
J. Y. Porter
State Health Cacer
Marine Hospital Service
Havana
Boy Sleeps Four Months After Lamp Post Fall
Eight year old Charles Canopi of Yonkers has been in an unbroken trance for more than four months after a dizzy fall while circling a lamp post on April 6. Doctors expect nervous system specialists from New York to visit as liquid sustenance keeps him alive.
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New York
Yonkers
Charles Canopi
Peace conference delays and Japanese demands in Portsmouth
A Portsmouth dispatch reports Japan asking for postponement and warning that the talks may fail without a new Japanese proposition. President Roosevelt's role is described as pivotal with rumors of a new appeal, while Tokyo faces cabinet meetings and elder statesmen debating the crisis.
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Portsmouth
N. H
Baron Komura
Witte
Takahira
Associated Press
Tokio
Japan
Nicholas
Russia
Sakhalin
Meyer
Roosevelt
Toklo
Porthsmouth
Preacher Arrested During Service in Melford Church
Rev. R W Field former pastor of the First Baptist church in Melford was arrested at a service on charges of causing a disturbance. He later posted bonds for court appearance after allegedly insisting on occupying the pulpit despite requests to resign.
Deaths and civic notes in midwestern and national events
Jeon Jacerwitz dies in Dayton state hospital at sixty six. Frances Jermain, longtime Toledo librarian, dies at seventy six. Illinois Steel to build a 1.2 million beam mill in Chicago. Chicago mayor Dunne fined for speeding in Evanston. Poet Mary Mapes Dodge dies in New York. YWCA midwestern gathering held in Waterloo with 700 delegates. Army transport Sherman to Guam and Manila brings plant stock. Gen Leonard Wood sails for the Philippines after rest. Typographical union ends Toronto convention with Canada tax change. Leah Russell denied admission to St. Marys of the Woods. Bryan farewell banquet planned in Chicago with governors present. Beef trust fight grows among Chicago hotelmen and butchers with new plants. Judge Lanning refuses to dissolve Shipbuilding charter. appeal planned. Dunne halts airless tunnel work in Chicago. Tombs food supplier Nan Patterson case noted with rabbit foot loan.
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Frances Jermain
Toledo
St. Nicholas Magazine
Onteorapark
Tannersville
N. Y
National Young Women’s Christian Association
Waterloo
Iowa
Sherman
Guam
Manila
Philippines
International Typographical Union
Toronto
Canadian Trades and Labor Congress
American Federation of Labor
Leah Russell
Young Women’s College
St. Mary's of the Woods
Terre Haute
St. Mary's
Sisters of Providence
Lanning
United States District Court
Trenton
N. J
James Smith, Jr
United States Shipbuilding Company
Mayor Dunne
Chicago
Illinois Tunnel Company
John G. Jones
Tombs
New York
Nan Patterson
Abe Levy
Bertha Claiche
Duel Aids of Critic in Madrid Prison Row
An alderman accused the prison administration of abuses at a council meeting in Madrid. A letter from the director of prisons challenged him to a duel. The alderman accepted. a hired adversary shot first and appeared mortally wounded. The alderman fled and remains missing.
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Madrid
St John’s Nfld Abandons Prince Louis Visit Festivities
At a public meeting in St John’s August 29 leading politicians merchants and citizens resolved to abandon the proposed ball and other civic festivities for Prince Louis of Battenberg after his indication he would spend only one night in the city Indignation runs through all classes over the planned events in his honor.
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St. John’s
Louis of Battenbero
St. John's
N. F
Prince Louis of Battenberg
Twenty Mexicans Killed in Dynamite Explosion at Mazatlan
Twenty Mexican laborers died and several injured when dynamite exploded prematurely at Manzanilla port works in Mazatlan. Authorities attribute the blast to worker carelessness. families of the dead have been indemnified by Col. Edgar K. Smoot, contractor in charge.
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Mazatlan
Mex
Manzanilla
Edgar K. Smoot
Commerce order halts steamboat navigation without repairs
Washington Aug 29 The commerce and labor department issued an order halting steamboat navigation until inspectors issue a new certificate after required repairs. Navigation is forbidden until vessels meet satisfactory condition.
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Washington
Department of Commerce and Labor
Wife Confesses to Murder in Buffalo
Mrs. Carrie Horner widow of John A. Horner former Eastside dry goods store proprietor told police she murdered her husband by giving him a dose of carbolic acid. Horner died Friday after several weeks of illness.
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Buffalo
N Y
Carrie Horner
John A. Horner
Horner
Business Man George M. Tower Hangs Self in Barn
George M. Tower, a pioneer business man of Iowa Falls, reportedly hanged himself in his barn while temporarily deranged. The town mourns a longtime local figure and businessman. Courts and authorities will investigate the death.
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Iowa Falls
Iowa
George M. Tower
Fire destroys three story plant in Kansas City bottoms
A blaze consumed the main building of the W. B. Clay Manufacturing plant in the bottoms east of Kansas City causing an estimated loss of 50,000 dollars. The three story brick structure housed the factory and its operations. Fire crews fought the flames as the building burned, with authorities assessing the extent of damage afterward.
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Kansas City
Clay Manufacturing Company
Remington Businessman Dies in Auto Crash
Rensselaer Ind August 29 Joseph Fagot a well known Remington business man was killed in an automobile accident last night while returning home from a visit to this city.
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Renssaler
Ind
Joseph Fagot
Remington
Indian youth faces murder charges in Ardmore killings
Clarence Brown, a 20 year old full blooded Indian, is jailed for the murder of his father, mother, and brother at Ardmore Indiana. He admits killing them to gain the entire family estate.
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Ardmore
Ind. T
Clarence Brown
Town Swept by Fire in Stevenville
The business district of Stevenville Montana was struck by a major fire on August 26, destroying about one city block and causing an estimated loss of 100000 dollars. Only two structures survived. Fire crews from nearby towns battled the flames for hours to prevent spread. Missing details include exact properties damaged and names of owners.
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Stevenville
Mont
Hanna Named Disbursing Officer for Fargo Public Building
Washington August 29 L B Hanna vice president of the First National Bank of Fargo NC has been designated as disbursing agent for the improvements to be made in the public building in that city.
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Hanna
Washington
L. B. Hanna
First National Bank of Fargo
N. C
Telephone Line to Black Hills From Pierre
The Western South Dakota Telephone company began active construction on its Pierre to Black Hills line and plans to extend to Hayes this fall if the Hills project continues. The line will use a copper metallic circuit.
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Black Hills
Pierre
8. D
Western South Dakota Telephone Company
Hayes
Wireless Monopoly in China Declared Government Run
An imperial edict from Shanghai on August 29 proclaims that telephones and wireless telegraphs across China are to be government monopolies, centralizing all communications under state control.
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Shanghai
China
Alleged Slayer Captured in Idaho Killing
Charles E. Bloom was arrested in Bozeman on August 24 on a charge of killing John Strom at Junction Idaho on July 1. A large reward had been offered for his arrest and he will be held for officials.
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Helena
Mont
Charles BE. Bloom
Bozeman
John Strom
Junction
Idaho
Hastings Asylum Inmate Dies of Tuberculosis
Isaac Silverstein, inmate at the Hastings state asylum, died yesterday of tuberculosis at age thirty three. The body will be shipped to St Paul for interment.
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Hastings Asylum
Hastings, Minn
Isaac Silverstein
Hastings State Asylum
St. Paul
Guardsmen may use railroad passes in state service
Madison Wis Aug 27 The attorney general holds that national guardsmen and non commissioned officers employed by the state may use railroad passes but commissioned officers are excluded.
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Madison
Wis
Falls Dead in Dooryard
Crookston Minnesota August 27 Mrs An drew Swanson mother of Oscar Fredericks bookkeeper at the Scandia American bank fell dead from apoplexy while in the yard picking up chips.
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Crookston
Minn
Andrew Swanson
Oscar Fredericks
Scandia-American Bank
Weather Talk on Harsh Historic Winters From Europe to Ireland
Daniel O Connor of Buffalo cites severe past winters as proof of climate extremes. He notes 1709 freezing across rivers and seas, deep ground frost, mass deaths, and long recovery in France and the Mediterranean. He lists other harsh years 1744 1764 1755 1716 1726 1740 1771 1774 1775 1776.
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Daniel O'Connor
Europe
Galway
France
Adriatic
Mediterranean
Geneva
Portugal
England
Alderman Denounces Bribe Attempt in Ward Debate
A Chicago alderman from the Steenth ward rejects a promoter's whispered bribe, declaring he will not be swerved from his duty. The exchange underscores strong municipal integrity amid pressures to sway a scheme.
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Steenth
Chicago Tribune
Hen’s Insight: Can a Hen Distinguish Real From Wooden Eggs
Town Topics records a playful exchange between Amzi and Uncle Bill Bilderback Sartin about whether a hen can tell real eggs from wooden fakes. The anecdote showcases rural humor and curiosity in everyday life.
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Amzi
Uncle Bill
Bill Bilderback
After the Cannon Went Off Mrs Naybor My Johnny Careless
A brief note from Houston describes Mrs Naybor accusatorily saying her son is careless and leaving objects around. She reports finding an ear and three teeth on her front porch as a startling incident.
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