Laughs and legends from a proto editorial page
A collage of satirical notes and comments from Emmons County Record editorials and wire-dash items. It riffs on Balkan war talk, yacht races, beef and flour markets, and public figures from Spain to New York. The tone skewers current events with humorous asides and social commentary.
Emergency clause empowers sultan to act for funds
The sultan’s constitution contains an emergency clause that always enables him to act immediately to obtain money from wealthy subjects.
Picture postcard museum pledge cited by Punch
Punch reports the British museum will be devoted to picture postal cards. Mr. Kiorgan has bought all the books. New York’s water supply will draw from three state sources, with Jersey corporations possible if famine looms. Frank James plans to become a farmer and may settle somewhere local.
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Punch
British Museum
Kiorgan
New York
Jersey
Injunctions Rise in Chicago Debt Cases
A Chicago firm faces an injunction preventing it from paying debts, signaling a trend in court actions. The text urges early filings to secure injunctions and avoid rush periods.
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Chicago
Prince Alert the Champion Pacer Requires Whisky Before Race
A note claims Prince Alert, the new racing champion pacer, must be dosed with whisky prior to each race. The column jokes that whisky affects other fast animals, and mocks a New York christening in a lion's den connected to a stock exchange ceremony misunderstood by wary parents.
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Prince Alert
New York
Stock Exchange
Elk killed by hunts in Adirondacks after release
Four of five elk released in the Adirondacks last year to breed have been killed by hunts within two days. The hunters proved better marksmen than the local citizens, according to reports.
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Adirondacks
Electric car hits 114 mph on German railway line
New York Press notes Germany tests an electric car at 106 mph on the Zossen military road with engineers predicting 125 mph later. The piece uses satirical tone to compare speed with cigar purchases and jokes about duty and punishment amid other varied remarks.
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Germany
Zossen
News of the Week Washington Notes
Rear Admiral T. Kempff will retire October 11 and await retirement after detachment as commandant of the Pacific naval district. Attorney General Knox and the president appoint William R. Pope associate justice of the New Mexico supreme court. Memorial services for Sir Michael Herbert drew the president and cabinet. Land office withdraws 360,000 acres in Colorado for San Isabel forest reserve across Gunnison Leadville Pueblo and Del Norte districts. Sultan of Morocco contributes 50 000 to Moorish exhibit at St Louis. Berlin student Robert Cordes dies by his own hand amid alleged maltreatment. French postal officials expect faster eastbound mail via Transsiberian route. Anarchist plot ties to Queen Charlotte of Württemberg case. Queens Charlotte and Mattoon Illinois corruption case noted. Kansas City education board doodling probe expands. Actor Charles Tolson shot dead. others killed or wounded in Ark Va Ky Mo incidents. Police kill and a street duel deaths in several cities. A Pittsburg officer shot in attempt to arrest Dusan Melfer. New doodling revelations in Kansas City case. Ed McCollum shot to death after wounding constable in Arkansas. Bob Willis shoots into mob in Texas. one dead. Count del Poggio drowns in Seine. Topeka asylum attendants Earl Neil J M Peterson on trial for killing Maxwell. Henry F Smith killed after breaking into former wife’s Chicago apartments. Miller arrest warrant issued for Manila immigration inspector W Ballantyne. Gov Jeff Davis aide Jacobson charged with obscene mail matter. Leopold Stern fights extradition at Toronto over postal frauds. Five indictments in New York include Mrs Mary L Johnston for embezzlement. Lee Chitt indicted for race based refusal of service.
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Washington
T. Kempff
Pacific Naval District
Knox
William R. Pope
Supreme Court of
Colorado
San Isabel
Gunnison
Leadville
Pueblo
del Norte
Morocco
St Louis
Robert Cordes
Berlin
von Hennings
Queen Charlotte of
Bob Willis
Henderson
Tex
Count del Poggio
Paris
Earl Neil
J. M. Peterson
State Insane Asylum
Topeka
Kan
B. L. Maxwell
Henry F. Smith
Chicago
John T. Miller
Manila
W. D. Ballantyne
Charles Jacobson
Jeff Davis
Arkansas
Arkansas State Guard
Leopold J. Stern
Toronto
United States
New York
Mary L. Johnston
Lee Chitt
Philadelphia
W. H. Thompson
Notable Deaths and Appointments Across Nations
Col Allen B H McGee dies at 88 in Kansas City. John Loughran 83, president of Manufacturers National Bank of Brooklyn, dead. Brig Gen W P Carlin U S A retired dies on Northern Pacific train near Livingston aged 75. Elder George A Smith named to Mormon council of apostles. Elliott W Shanklin secretary of Kentucky Trotting Horse Breeders Association dies in Lexington of organic heart disease. Maitre Labori to attend international law congress at St Louis fair and read a paper. Clarence B Salrude of Cincinnati earns doctor engineer degree from Berlin Technical University as first American recipient. Luther Sutton father of War ner P Sutton, ex US consul to Mexico, found dead in Hartford Michigan. Sutton wrote as Daniel Boone Jr for metropolitan papers.
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Col
Allen B. H. McGee
Kansas City
John Loughran
Manufacturers’ National Bank of
Brooklyn
W. P. Carlin
U.S. A
Northern Pacific
Livingston
George A. Smith
Council of Apostles
The
Mormon Church
Brigham Young
Elliott W. Shanklin
Kentucky Trotting Horse Breeders’ Association
Lexington
Maitre Labori
Dreyfus
International Law Congress
St. Louis Fair
Clarence B. Salrude
Cincinnati
Technical University
Berlin
William
Luther Sutton
Warner P. Sutton
United States
Mexico
Hartford
Mich
Sutton
Daniel Boone, Jr
Multiple disasters strike towns across North America
A railroad collision in Beowawe Nevada killed one and injured twenty. Gustave J Becker, 16, died from a prior football injury. In Garnett Kansas engineers Frank Shirley and fireman John McCann died in a wreck. Spring Hill Nova Scotia and Spring Hill New Jersey post offices suffered fatal explosions injuring workers and wrecking buildings. A New York auto overturn injured a family. Fort Wayne Indiana saw a 65900 dollar fire loss at Fred Rekart Paci ing plant. Mayaville Kentucky burned stock yarns. thirty thoroughbred horses were saved except six. Beverly New Jersey boiler explosion killed watchman John Stuckey and caused 10000 dollar damage. Dolgeville New York Julius Breckwold factory destroyed by fire with 75000 insurance and 80 jobs lost.
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Beowawe
Nev
Gustave J. Becker
Garnett
Kan
Frank Shirley
John McCann
Spring Hill
N. S
Herbert E. Bowen
New York
Fred Rekart Paciing Company
Fort Wayne
Ind
Col. W. W. Baldwin
Mayaville
N. J
Furner Birkhead
Beverly
John Stuckey
From Other Shores Personalities and events around the world
President Diaz sends his portrait to Emperor William. Berlin engraver Frederick Lippmann has died. Col Ramon Villavicencio, cavalry instructor judge, died at Vera Cruz of yellow fever. Johannesburg says Asiatic labor will be introduced. Ychikawa Danjiro, Japan's leading actor, dies. Brazil eyes an international steerable balloon race at Rio in 1904 with a $100,000 prize. Alpine troops near Selangey suffer a fatal fall in a snowstorm. James Howard Parnell’s South Meath bid sparks riot as Redmond supporters clash with police. About 200 Berlin blacks report social equality but complain of assaults linked to lynching fears. Scranton engineer Robert Shaver dies near Mauch Chunk after being struck by a signal arm.
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Mexico
William
Frederick Lippmann
National Gallery
Berlin
Ramon Villavicencio
Vera Cruz
Mex
Johannesburg
London Standard
Ychikawa Danjiro
Japan
Irving
Rio Janeiro
Selangey
France
Alzieu
James Howard Parnell
Charles Stewart Parnell
South Meath
John Redmond
David Sheehy
America
Robert Shaver
Scranton
Mauch Chunk
Glenonoko
Armana
Japan Looks Toward War Amid Russia Aggression
Japanese officials express gloom as negotiations fail to ease tensions with Russia. The article frames the potential for renewed conflict as the likely outcome of Moscow's continuing aggressive policy and Japan's firm stance.
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Russia
Warlike activity reported in Far East fleets
Dispatches from Chefoo and Tokio warn of rising tensions between Japan and Russia over Manchuria and Korea. Russian naval buildup near Port Arthur and in Manchuria signals readiness for possible conflict, while diplomatic talks yield evasive replies and no evacuation progress.
Wide Range of Early 20th Century News Items
Reports include the National Merchant Tailors' Protective association backing open shops and Indiana Supreme Court ruling on witchcraft faith not proving insanity. Noted deaths, political betting funds, philanthropy at Cornell, wage hikes for Chicago Packers, cooking linked to drunkenness, and Philippines court on ladrones. Boston socialite C Chicago hotel fire escape scene ends nap. International Fire-Engine company to undergo creditor-led reorganization. proceeds mention capitalization at $9,000.
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National Merchant Tailors’ Protective Association
Supreme Court of Indiana
Peter A. Schnecker
New York
Supreme Court of the Philippines
San Miguel
Montgomery Sears Butler
Boston
Chicago
Act of kindness repaid by prison guard’s rise in steel firm
Eldora Iowa October 11 Frank Heald of Tipton rewarded for kindness to convict Samuel R Dawson at Anamosa penitentiary. Dawson once keeper of Damascus steel secret now aided Heald’s rise to a trusted management post in a large eastern steel company after pardons and contracts with a capital rich corporation.
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Eldora
Iowa
Anamosa
Frank Helad
Tipton
Eastern Steel Company
Pennsylvania
Samuel R. Dawson
Damascus Steel
Heald
Henry A Castle Resigns From Postoffice Auditor Post
Washington Oct 11 Announcement of the resignation of H A Castle auditor for the postoffice department was made yesterday. The resignation dated Oct 7 will take effect when his successor is appointed and qualified. Castle will return to St Paul after leaving office and had earlier offered to resign last spring during department investigations.
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Postoffice Department
St. Paul
Washington
H. A. Castle
Secretary of the Treasury
Capt. Castle
Castle
Post Office Department
Shaw
Robber gang broken up at Olivet courthouse raid
Robbers entered the Olivet courthouse late at night but were stopped before opening the safe. One captive claims three men were involved and another was wounded. The escapees fled in a livery rig from Olivet. A Sioux City suspect identified.
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Scotland
Olivet
Sioux City
Railroad Man Indicted in Obscene Mail Scheme
Fargo North Dakota October 11 United States grand jury indicted C. C. Atkinson a Mandan railroad man. He had been arrested weeks earlier on obscene matter charges tied to side line ads considered objectionable by post office officials.
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Fargo
N. D
United States Grand Jury
C. C. Atkinson
Mandan
Atkinson
Grand
Post Office
Forty Years in the Pulpit
Winona Minnesota observes a church milestone as Rev. Philip von Rohr marked his fortieth anniversary of ordination to the ministry of the German Lutheran church. He has served most of that time at St. Martin's church and led the Wisconsin German Lutheran synod as president for several years.
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Winona
Minn
Philip von Rohr
German Lutheran Church
St. Martin’s Church
Wisconsin German Lutheran Synod
Watchman Arrested in Russell Miller Rail Drug Case
Superior Wis Oct 11 J W Hopk ins watchman at the Russell Miller rail road was arrested after noon on the charge of drugging two daughters of P J Fransse of the East end He boarded there and it is claimed he tried to chloroform the girls for the purpose of assault while the rest of the family were out
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Superior
Wis
J. W. Hopkins
Russell
Miller Raill
P. J. Frnisse
East End
Turks Cross Frontier Attack Bulgarian Blockhouse
A Turkish battalion at Karamanitza crossed into Bulgaria and attacked a Bulgarian blockhouse. Bulgaria’s detachment retreated while firing on the invaders. Turks then looted in Guyezvo before withdrawing as Bulgarian reinforcements approached. Three Turks were killed.
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Kostendill
Bulgaria
Karamanitza
Guyezvo
Skeleton Found in Woods Near Knife River
A human skeleton was found in the woods seven miles down the shore from Two Harbors Minnesota in this county. It was partially buried in mud with remnants of clothing on the bones. No identity is known and the coroner is investigating.
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Two Harbors
Minn
Knife River
Rhode Island Republicans Name Colt For Governor Ticket
Rhode Island Republicans met in Providence in a state convention and formed a permanent organization selecting Col Samuel P Colt of Bristol as head of the ticket. The platform backed President Roosevelts administration and the party platform from the last convention. Also reported drowned: Join D McMartin assistant lighthouse keeper at Granite Rock after a sailboat capsize in Lake Marquette Michigan near Oct 8 reported by Lighthouse Tender Marigold.
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Rhode
Providence
R. 1
Rhode Island
Samuel P. Colt
Bristol
United States Rubber Company
Roosevelt
Lake
Marquette
Michi
D. McMartin
Lghthouse
Granite Rock
Ore Begins Moving From Chapin Mine Piles
Iron Mountain Oct 11 large steam shovels at the Chapin mine stock piles were started yesterday after a several weeks outage due to railroad car shortages. Ore is moving from here at a lively rate.
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Iron Mountain
Mich
Chapin Mine
Mayor Menke Convicted on Malfeasance Counts
The jury in Mattoon on October 8 found Francis Menke, mayor of the city, guilty on three counts of the indictment for malfeasance in office.
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Menke
Mattoon, Ill
Mattoon
Francis Menke
New York Tax Receipts Reach 10235 for Daily Collection
New York City tax receipts for the flat day of the annual collection totalled 10235. The sum was transported after night in a four wheeler to a bank in Wall Street.
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New York
Wall Street
Storm Ravages Burlington Area In Severe Weather
A fierce storm battered Burlington causing extensive damage including downed lines and widespread power outages. Wind driven rain crippled communication as trees and debris blocked roads and damaged properties. authorities urged caution and inspections are under way.
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Burlington
Sir Thomas Lipton Sails Homeward From New York
Sir Thomas Lipton sailed from New York on the Cedric for England. He appeared not as well as his appearance suggested but expected to regain strength during the voyage home.
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Thomas
New, York
Lipton
Logland
Cedric
Thonak
England
Jealousy and Murder in Cedar Rapids Case
A traveling man Thomas B. O Halloran shot his wife in Cedar Rapids Iowa likely fatally wounding her and then attempted suicide. Authorities report jealousy as the motive. He is expected to recover.
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Cedar Rapids
Iowa
Thomas
O’halloran
North Dakota notes on roads farms and fairs recap
A compilation of North Dakota items covers bad Bowbells roads and Dunseith sidewalks, Velva shipping forty cars of stock, Jamestown creamery orders, Mayville Sheldon plant losses, new town bowling, and ongoing efforts for creameries and bridges. It notes milk and dairy growth, threshing crews, town meetings, and local political shifts across many counties.
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Mayville
Coal Harbor
Victoria
Bowbells
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