Scattered Wit From The Emmons County Record
A collection of humorous and sardonic jabs on politics, society, and culture. The items reference Balkan war talk, royal mischief, yacht races, and social causes with satirical quips about figures like Lipton and King Peter of Servia.
Sultan's emergency clause funds royal need via subjects
Punch reports the sultan's constitution grants immediate power to secure money from wealthy subjects. It adds that the British Museum will dedicate itself to picture postal cards, while Mr. Korgan has purchased all the books.
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Punch
British Museum
Kiorgan
New York Water Plan Contemplates Jersey Taps in Famine
New York will draw water for the city from three statewide sources but could tap New Jersey corporations if signs of famine arise, reflecting contingency planning beyond the primary supply.
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New York
Jersey
Frank James Announces Move to New Farming Area
The farmer outlaw Frank James has declared plans to become a farmer again and others in the farming community wonder where he will settle.
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Frank James
Outlaw
Philosopher Notes Vice Contrast In Human Behavior
A philosopher observes that a man without vices can unintentionally provoke others to display more faults. He calls the phenomenon curious and questions how virtue influences social temptations and moral strain among people.
Injunction Rush Encouraged for Chicago Firm Debts
A Chicago firm faces an injunction restraining payment of debts. attorneys urge early filing to avoid delays and ensure a prompt court action.
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Chicago
Whisky Dosing Report Taints Prince Alert Race
The new champion pacer Prince Alert reportedly requires whisky before races. The same issue is noted to have affected other horses, suggesting a broader problem with the timing or effects of such dosing on speed.
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Prince Alert
Child christened in lion's den in New York
A moral quip notes a child christened in a perilous setting in New York, suggesting the event may later be seen as fortunate because the ceremony avoided the stock exchange's risk and folly.
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S Lion's den
New York
Stock Exchange
Elk hunters kill four of five Adirondack elk in two days
Four of the five elk introduced to breed in the Adirondacks last year were killed by hunters within two days. Reportedly the hunters proved more accurate marksmen than the local observers.
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Adirondacks
Germany tests electric car on military road at 106 mph
In Germany an electric car traveled the Zossen military road at 106 miles per hour and engineers anticipate reaching 125 mph. The piece notes the rapid pace yet questions who would want to ride at such speeds.
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Germany
Zossen
Untitled Opinion Snippet From The New York Press
A fragment reflects on cigars versus bonnet costs, mockery of punishment, a Virginia woman’s duty in returning a diamond, Uncle Sam’s duty, and a German electric railway speed record. reads like a miscellany column with satirical notes.
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Michael
Virginia
Sam
Washington Notes Roundup of Navy to Law and Local Scandals
Rear Admiral T Kempff to retire October 11 and detach from command of the Pacific Naval District. Attorney General Knox to appoint William R Pope associate justice of New Mexico Supreme Court. Memorial services for Sir Michael Herbert attended by the president and cabinet. Land Office withdraws 360000 acres in Colorado for San Isabel forest reserve. Moroccans give 50000 to Moorish exhibit at St Louis. Berlin student Robert Cordes dies allegedly due to regimental mistreatment. French postal service to expedite far Eastern mails via Transsiberian route. Anarchist plot tied to Queen Charlotte of Württemberg investigated. Mattoon mayor Menke convicted of malfeasance. Kansas City school board corruption probe expands. Actor Charles Tolson shot dead in Arkansas. Violent incidents in Louisville Nolan St Louis and Devon W Va. Police killed arresting Hungarian Dusan Melicz. New doodling investigations in Kansas City. Ed McCollum felled by mob after wounding constable. Black man Bob Willis shoots at mob, one killed. Count del Poggio commits suicide in Seine. Topeka asylum attendants trial for patient abuse. Henry F Smith shoots at ex-wife’s home and is killed. Manila inspector Miller arrested. warrant out for W D Ballantyne. Gov Jeff Davis aide Jacobson arrested for obscene mails. Leopold Stern appeals extradition in Toronto. Five indictments in New York against Mrs Mary L Johnston. Lee Chitt indicted for cruelty to a Chinaman. race-based restaurant incident.
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Washington
T. Kempff
Pacific Naval District
Knox
William R. Pope
Supreme Court of
Colorado
San Isabel
Gunnison
Leadville
Pueblo
del Norte
Morocco
St Louis
Robert Cordes
Berlin
von Hennings
Queen Charlotte of
Wurtemburg
Queen Charlotte
Nachod
Bohemia
Kansas City Board of Education
Charles Tolson
Perchmont
van Buren
Ark
R. D. Burdine
W. D Hayes
Louisville
William McCoy
Everett Thompson
Hatfield
Nolan
W. Va
St. Louis
Edward Rice
Allen Newby
Jacob Lawson
Andy Farrell
Devon
Dusan Melicz
A. J. Kelly
Pittsburg
Bob Willis
Henderson
Tex
Count del Poggio
Paris
Earl Neil
J. M. Peterson
State Insane Asylum
Topeka
Kan
B. L. Maxwell
Henry F. Smith
Chicago
John T. Miller
Manila
W. D. Ballantyne
Charles Jacobson
Jeff Davis
Arkansas
Arkansas State Guard
Notable Deaths And Appointments Across The Nation
Col Allen B H McGee dies at 88 in Kansas City. John Loughran 83, president of Manufacturers National Bank of Brooklyn, dead. Brig Gen W P Carlin U S A retired dies on Northern Pacific train near Livingston at 75. Elder George A Smith chosen to Mormon council of apostles replacing Brigham Young. Elliott W Shanklin secretary of Kentucky Trotting Horse Breeders Association dies in Lexington from organic heart disease. Maitre Laboril invited to speak at St Louis fair international law congress and to read a paper. Clarence B Salrude of Cincinnati earns a doctor engineer degree from Berlin Technical University first American so honored. Luther Sutton, father of Warner P Sutton, ex US consul to Mexico, found dead in Hartford Michigan. wrote as Daniel Boone Jr for metropolitan papers.
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Col
Allen B. H. McGee
Kansas City
John Loughran
Manufacturers’ National Bank of
Brooklyn
W. P. Carlin
Northern Pacific
Livingston
George A. Smith
Council of Apostles
The
Mormon Church
Brigham Young
Elliott W. Shanklin
Kentucky Trotting Horse Breeders’ Association
Lexington
Maitre Laboril
Dreyfus
International Law Congress
St. Louis Fair
Clarence B. Salrude
Cincinnati
Technical University
Berlin
William
Luther Sutton
Warner P. Sutton
United States
Mexico
Hartford
Mich
Sutton
Daniel Boone, Jr
Multiple Fatalities and Damages Rock Early 20th Century U S Across Several States
Reports detail a Beowawe Nevada collision killing one and injuring twenty, the Garnett Kansas wreck killing engineer Frank Shieley and fireman John McCann, a Spring Hill Nova Scotia heating plant blast killing two, and injuries to others. Also fires devastate Fort Wayne Indiana packing plant, Dolgeville New York factory, and a Spring Hill New Jersey post office, with substantial property losses and job impacts.
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Beowawe
Nev
Gustave J. Becker
Garnett
Kan
Frank Shieley
John McCann
Spring Hill
N. S
From Other Shores and Global Incidents Noted
President Diaz of Mexico sends his portrait to Emperor William. Berlin's engraving chief Frederick Lippmann dies. Col Ramon Villavicencio dies of yellow fever at Vera Cruz. Asiatic labor in South Africa is deemed assured by Johannesburg correspondent. Japan’s top actor Ychikawa Danjiro dies. Brazil passes a bill for a Rio 1904 balloon race with $100,000 prize. Alpine troops lost in snow near Selangey. Captain Alzieu killed. Parnell ally race in South Meath leads to riot. John Redmond injured. About 200 Berlin blacks report social equality but face lynching rumors. Scranton engineer Robert Shaver killed near Mauch Chunk.
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Diaz
Mexico
William
Frederick Lippmann
National Gallery
Berlin
Ramon Villavicencio
Vera Cruz
Mex
Johannesburg
London Standard
Ychikawa Danjiro
Japan
Irving
Rio Janeiro
America
Robert Shaver
Scranton
Mauch Chunk
Keepanka
Saan
Tensions Rise as Japan and Russia Readied for War
News from Chefoo and Vienna reports escalate fears of war between Russia and Japan over Manchuria and Korea. Japanese officials warn of Russia's aggressive policy potentially forcing conflict within months. Russian forces strengthen positions in Manchuria and along the Yalu while naval maneuvers near Port Arthur continue.
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Tokio
Korea
Russia
Japan
Manchuria
St. Petersburg
Yalu
New Chwang
T Hey
Alexieff
Port Arthur
New York
The
Herald
Open shops proposed by National Merchant Tailors association
The National Merchant Tailors Protective association declares plans to run open shops. The Supreme Court of Indiana rules belief in witchcraft does not prove insanity. Peter A. Schnecker, noted church music composer, found dead in New York home. Tammany raises a $200000 betting fund and offers even money on McClellan for mayor. Will of Frederick W. Guiteau leaves $100000 to Cornell University plus reversion of a larger sum. Chicago packers win 7 percent wage increase and better conditions. Mrs. Gertrude B. Blackwelder argues bad cooking drives drunkenness at a Chicago club talk. The Philippines Supreme Court upholds life sentences for ladrones, calls later San Miguel band not insurrectos. Mrs. Montgomery Sears Butler shocks Chicago hotel by climbing fire escape to sleep on iron landings above street. After creditor meetings, International Fire-Engine Company reorganized, capitalized at $9,000,000, with control in Rebaaigay a Pad, Mian, and others.
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Supreme Court of Indiana
Peter A. Schnecker
New York
Supreme Court of the Philippines
San Miguel
Montgomery Sears .Butler
Boston
Chicago
International Fire-Engine Company
Rebaaigay A Pad
Mian
Act of Kindness Repays Aiding Convict In Prison
Eldora Iowa October 11 Frank Heald of Tipton was named to a high paying position with an eastern steel company after kindness shown to convict Samuel R Dawson at Anamosa penitentiary Heald served as assistant to the warden and Dawson’s confidant later obtaining pardons and a contract with a large steel firm reveal secured by Dawson then.
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Eldora
Iowa
Anamosa
Frank Helad
Tipton
Eastern Steel Company
Pennsylvania
Samuel R. Dawson
Heald
Dawson
Eastern Corporation
Henry A. Castle Resigns as Postoffice Auditor
Washington Oct 11 Announcement of the resignation of H A Castle auditor for the postoffice department was made yesterday. The resignation dated Oct 7 was sent to the secretary of the treasury who has indicated acceptance. Castle will stay in office until his successor is appointed and qualified. He says he must return to private business and his old home at St Paul.
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Postoffice Department
St. Paul
Washington
H. A. Castle
Secretary of the Treasury
Capt. Castle
Castle
Post Office Department
Shaw
Robber gang broken up in Olivet courthouse raid
Robbers robbed the Olivet courthouse but were surprised before opening the safe. One man captured claims three men were involved and came from Sioux City. The others fled in a rig stolen from the Olivet livery. one bandit was wounded.
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Olivet
Scotland
D. D
Sioux City
Knocks Hole in Building at Redfield Asylum Annex
A switch engine backed a car of material into the Redfield asylum annex, smashing through brick walls and creating an opening large enough for a box car. The damage runs to several thousand dollars and will delay completion of the structure.
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Aberdeen
8. D
Redfield Asylum
Railroad Man Indicted in Obscene Mail Case
Fargo North Dakota grand jury indicted C. C. Atkinson a Mandan railroad man. He had been arrested weeks earlier on obscenity mailing charges and held to the grand jury. Atkinson operated a siding and posted advertisements deemed objectionable by post office officials.
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Fargo
N. D
United States Grand Jury
C. C. Atkinson
Mandan
Atkinson
Grand
Post Office
Fortieth Anniversary of Rev Philip von Rohr Ordination
Winona Minnesota October 11. Next Tuesday marks the fortieth anniversary of Rev Philip von Rohr's ordination to the ministry of the German Lutheran church. He has spent nearly all of that time as pastor of St Martin’s church in Winona and has led the Wisconsin German Lutheran synod as president for several years.
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Winona
Minn
Philip von Rohr
German Lutheran Church
St. Martin’s Church
Wisconsin German Lutheran Synod
Turks Cross Frontier Attack Bulgarian Blockhouse
Turkish battalion at Karamanitza crossed the border and attacked a Bulgarian blockhouse. Bulgarian detachment retreated after firing on the attackers. Turks then assaulted the village Gu yezvo and looted houses before retreating as Bulgarian forces arrived. Three Turks were killed.
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Kostendill
Bulgaria
Karamanitza
Madera
Guyezvo
Colt for Governor Rhode Island Republicans Name Ticket
Republicans of Rhode Island met in Providence for a state convention and formed a permanent organization. They selected Col Samuel P Colt of Bristol as their presidential ticket head, backing Roosevelt era platform and party principles from the last convention. Drowned: In hake Marquette Mich Oct 8 John D Mc Martin lighthouse assistant Granite Rock capsized sailboat Friday. Storm Causes Great Damage Burlington Jews Oct Storm of rain wind and fierce electrical disturbance prevailed here last pat
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Rhode I
Iland
Providence
R. L
Rhode Island
Samuel P. Colt
Bristol
United States Rubber Company
Roosevelt
In' Hake
Marquette
Mich
John D. McMartin
Granite Rock
Marigold
Burlington
Watchman Charged With Drugging Girls At Mill
Superior Wis Oct 11 J W Hopkins a watchman at the Russell Miller mill was arrested after noon on a charge of drugging two daughters of P J Ernisse of the East end The man boarded there and it is alleged he tried to chloroform the girls for the purpose of assault while the family were out.
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Superior
Wis
J. W. Hopkins
Russell Miller Mill
P. J. Ernisse
East End
Skeleton Found in Woods Near Knife River
In Two Harbors Minnesota on October 11 a human skeleton was located in the woods near Knife River seven miles down the shore. It was partly buried in mud with clothing remnants attached. No identity is known. The coroner conducts the investigation.
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Two Harbors
Minn
Knife River
Ore Begins Moving at Chapin Mine Stock Piles
Large steam shovels at the Chapin mine stock piles were started after weeks idle due to railroad timber car shortages. Ore is moving from Troi Mountain, Mich., at a lively rate.
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Troi Mountain
Mich
Chapin Mine
Mattoon Mayor Found Guilty on Malfeasance Counts
Mattoon Illinois October 8 a jury convicted Francis Menke mayor of malfeasance to office on three counts of the indictment in a People versus Menke case.
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Menke
Mattoon
Ill
Francis Menke
New York City Tax Receipts Reported For First Day
New York city tax receipts for the first day of the annual collection totaled 10225 dollars. The money was transported after night in a rickety four wheeler to a bank in Wall Street.
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New York
Wall Street
Sir Thomas Returns and Jealousy and Murder News
Sir Thomas Lipton sailed for Enoglana on the Cedric after saying he felt tired but gaining strength on the voyage. In Cedar Rapids Thomas B. O HALLORAN shot his wife and attempted suicide in a jealousy linked incident, leaving her fatally wounded but he is expected to recover.
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Sir Thomas
Harne
New York
Lipton
Enoglana
Cedric
England
Cedar l Raplids
Iowa
Thomas B. O'Halloran
Sill
North Dakota News Roundup Amid Farms and Towns
Reports from Velva to Hankinson note threshing finish, road problems, and new institutes. Mayville, Havana, Dunseith plan winter activities. football and basketball season begins. Creameries in Jamestown and Granville discuss supply and sales. spates of thefts, fires, and legal changes echo across counties.
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