Various lively notes from a 1900s humor column
A montage of witty items mentions Cmmons Go and D. R. Streeter, Uncle Sam New Year card, Secretary Root silencing the 18-Inch Gathmann gun, and whisky rationing in Paris Missouri. It notes Marconi’s bets, a Chicago judge’s marriage cash, high paper prices, Hale’s eighty birthday, a bank cashier case, Roosevelt's sons shadows, and a New York dog with dental work.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton’s recipe for growing old gracefully
A remark credits Elizabeth Cady Stanton with steering women away from cookbooks toward a plan for aging gracefully. The note frames her as directing feminine focus to self-perceived dignity and longevity.
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Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Inadequate Seating Draws Complaints at White House
Report notes insufficient chairs at the White House forcing many politicians to abandon their seats and retreat to camp stools during events. The issue highlights crowding and discomfort for attendees.
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White House
Congressman sued for Europe job requests referred to committee
The article notes that after election a congressman received requests from relatives in Europe seeking jobs. It suggests that the matter be referred to the committee on foreign relations for consideration and action.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Europe
Committee On Foreign Relations
Reporting on the South Africa War Struggles and Delays
The narrative highlights alternating Boer and British victories and defeats, noting public demand for peace amid ongoing hostilities. It references the war’s third year and suggests peace stories are folly as fighting persists with no clear end in sight.
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South Africa
Prophets of doom question oil as fuel switch
The writer retorts to doom sayers predicting global resource exhaustion. He suggests when coal and wood run out, crude oil could supply fuel for furnaces, dynamo power, gas, electricity, and motive power, challenging the prophets' gloom. Cassandra is invoked as an ancient refutation.
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Cassandra
Legislation Urged Against Anarchists Across Origins
The piece argues that laws must target anarchist advocates regardless of background and likens such promoters to pirates. It cites a St. Louis inquiry alleging antitoxin deaths and tetanus linked to serum supplied to doctors, noting denial and evidence of germ presence and infection source.
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Lockjaw Inquiry Commission
Call for stricter fireproofing laws and materials
The statement notes nearly 3 billion dollars in property destroyed by fire in the United States over the last 25 years and argues for a larger supply of fireproof building materials and tighter enforcement of their use.
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United States
Pope Leo Seen As Grand Old Man By All Sides
A venerable pontiff, Pope Leo, is praised as a steadfast figure. He works steadily several hours daily and maintains a tranquil optimism despite looming challenges.
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Pope Leo
Roosevelt backs government control of railroads and naval posts
Washington reports say President Roosevelt favors government control of railroads while seeking reciprocal Cuba deals. Amid political maneuvering the house recommits the permanent census bill and labor shifts bring government department workers into civil service. Whitelaw Reid named special ambassador for King Edward’s coronation as civil and military posts surface in ongoing Washington appointments.
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Roosevelt
Mrs. McKinley
House
Cuba
Department of Agriculture
House Committee On
United States
Whitelaw Reid
King Edward
Evans
Prince Henry
Prussia
Harris
Long
South Atlantic
Senator Quay
Pennsylvania
Washington
Florida
Senate
Of the Week Sins and Sinners
A compendium of crimes and calamities from across regions. Serena Bell’s drowning in South Bend, a Cologne poisoning suspect over fifty infant deaths, and a Fayette Mo fire destroying the opera block with $80 000 loss. Burglaries in Muncie, a mine blast in Lehigh, a Chicago banker larceny case, and a British Columbia elder’s three month sentence for medical neglect.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Serena Bell
South Bend
Cologne
Notable Fires Strike Across Cities and States
A Nottingham lace factory the largest in the city was destroyed by fire with damage over 100000 pounds. A boiler blast at Louis Midkiff lumber mills near Huntington West Virginia killed three and wounded several. Manistee Michigan saw a mills complex burned with losses around 120000 dollars, insurance 60000. Fires rage near Buffalo Park on the Short Line and south of Cheyenne Mountain near Colorado Springs amid long dry spell. Two young brothers, John and Henry Kander aged four and two, perished in a house fire in East St. Louis. The Rees and Wirsching block on Los Angeles Street burned along with Hayden Lewis saddlery and Newmark Bros coffee and spice house. total loss about 150000.
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Louis Midkiff
Huntington
W. Va
Lewis Sands
Manistee
Mich
Buffalo Park
Cheyenne Mountain
Colorado Springs
Colo
John
Henry Kander
Stephen Kander
East St. Louis
Rees
Notable Deaths Mark Times Across U S and Europe
Obituaries report Ames Boyce of McHenry County Illinois age eighty. Milan Humbert of Brooklyn appointed head of manufactures for the Louisiana Purchase Exposition in St. Louis. Thomas Harbin aged eighty two dies in Tacoma former Maryland constitutional convention member and Union regimental colonel from Missouri. Also notes Dr T J Eskridge of Denver Brights disease expert in insanity cases. Jean de Bloch Russian councillor of state dies at Warsaw leaving large bequest to charity. Dr Clayton Darkhill prominent Denver surgeon dies from Brights disease linked to tropical diarrhoea in Spanish War service.
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Ames Boyce
McHenry County
Ill
Milan H. Humbert
Brooklyn
N. Y
Department of Manufactures
St. Louis
Thomas Harbin
Tacoma
Maryland
Missouri
T. J. Eskridge
Denver
Bright
Delaware
Colorado
Jean de Bloch
Warsaw
Clayton Darkhill
West
Porto Rico
Rosebery to sail on Syzalida yacht cruise abroad
Lord Rosebery plans a foreign cruise aboard Alfred Shuttleworths Syzalida soon after purchasing the powerful yacht. Prince Henry of Prussia may represent Emperor William at King Edward’s coronation. Prince Victor of Savoy heads to the United States amid Italian royal marriage talks. Several brief notes mention bequests, German gunboats for Chinese rivers, and opera funding questions.
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Lord Rosebery
Alfred Shuttleworth
Syzalida
Lord Kitchener
Louis Botha
Bruce Hamilton
Prince Henry
Prussia
United States
William
Edward
Jean de Bloch
Warsaw
Diverse Early 1900s News Items Highlight Figures and Events
Brooklyn’s Milan R. Hurlbert named chief of the Louisiana Purchase exposition department of manufactures. Emerson of St Paul named VP of the National League of Commission Merchants. Marquis of Dufferin ill in Ireland. Maryland considers 3000 for a Schley bust. Bedford Indiana library gift from Andrew Carnegie noted. Cleveland passes $700000 city hall site bond. Whitelaw Rela named special ambassador for Edward VII coronation. Dunkirk NY loses water intake due to slush ice. Edith sighting life raft from Walla Walla. Wolff reelected as Pan-German leader amid scandal. Gould and Western Union form rival messenger service. Right-sided heart discovery reported in Bloomington pension case. James D Porter elected Nashville chancellor. Hobson takes leave to lecture. Amex messenger Hooker found dead on train. Kathe Brandt undergoes appendicitis operation in NY. Boer general Oppermann reportedly killed. Dr Kuyper back from England, personal visit. Merrimac water plan to aid St Louis rivers feasibility study. Pope’s physician asserts excellent health for pontiff.
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Milan R. Hurlbert
Brooklyn
N. Y
Emerson
St. Paul
National League of Commission Merchants
Philadelphia
Marquis of Dufferin and
Ava
Canada
Clandeboye
County Down
Ireland
Griffith
Maryland
House of Delegates
State House
Admiral W. S. Schley
Joseph R. Wooris
Bedford
Ind
Andrew Carnegie
Cleveland
Ohio
Johnson
Whitelaw Rela
United States
Edward
London
Dunkirk
Lake Erie
Edith
Seattle
Wash
San Francisco
Cape Mendocino
Walla Walla
Herr Wolff
Relcherath
Rautenau
Bohemia
Chicago
Merrimac
St. Louis
Chain of Rocks
Mississippi River
Lapponi
Ydéara
Fargo Chickens Show Awards Tallied at Poultry Fair
At Fargo the North Dakota and Northern Minnesota Poultry Association show concluded with Judge Holden scoring a wide set of divisions. Winners include B W Carpenter of Grafton and Archie Miller of Casselton in Black Langhams, Crabbe & Dill of Fargo dominant in Light Brahmas and Barred Plymouth Rocks, Canniff of Fargo earning multiple prizes, and Canniff cup awarded for highest scoring cock.
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Kindred
Peter Fromoe
Biemarck
J. Hudson
Grafton
Archie’ Miller
Casselton
Brahmas
Crabbe & Dill Fargo
J. N. Ottum
Sheldon
W. N. Parkhurst
A. J. Satterstrom
Longley
Minn
Ben Johnson
Brown Leghorns
L. D. Canniff
Fargo
Christine
Hector Bros
R. C. Brown Leghorns
Charles A Jordan
Buff Cochins
C. O. Steen
Page
P. J. Beltz
Buxton
Hamburgs
L. C. Johnson Fargo
F. W. Rugg
Crookston
Ferris
Lakota
C. Black Leghorns
A. C. Roney
Moorhead
Plymouth Rocks
Crabbe & Dill
Peter Formoe
Bismarck
W. F. Berg
Rookston
New Steel Bridge Proposed Over Red River at Grand Forks
Old bridge at Minnesota Point condemned and unused as Polk County conducts a full inspection. A new steel bridge over the Red River is planned for next spring linking Minnesota Point with Grand Forks, with salvage from the old structure expected to aid construction. East Grand Forks to build the approaches. sentiment favors moving the crossing two blocks downstream to avoid the Tenderloin district.
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Minnesota Point
Red River
Grand Forks
Red Lake River
Grand Forks City
de Mers Avenue
Polk County
East Grand Forks
Point
Bismarck Advances Toward Warrants as Debt Shrinks
Bismarck plans to issue warrants to cover current expenses as yearlong financial stress eases. The city’s total debt including bonds and warrants is about 55 thousand dollars under a 59 thousand dollar limit, with tax receipts expected to further aid. State Senator L A Simpson notes Western opposition to Hansbrough’s land exchange bill favored by bonanza cattlemen.
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Bismarck
L. A. Simpson
Iron Dickinson
Hansbrough
Man Dies In Wagon Runaway At Jamestown
Fred Piinski was killed instantly when his wagon team ran away and the wheels passed over his head. John Crawford faced district court in Jamestown on a charge of attempting to assault his wife Julia Crawford. Judge Glaspell discharged the defendant after the prosecution rested as the witness admitted intoxication and sensational testimony.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Fred Piinski
Jamestown
John Crawford
Julia Crawford
G. W. Ingraham
Glaspell
Man Describes a Two-Legged Worker Among Animals
A brief fable style line notes a human laboring to milk or extract value from other animals, highlighting a social dynamic through a metaphor of work and exploitation.
North Dakota Reservoir Claims Open Lands for Stockmen
Under a new ruling, U S land offices may authorize reservoirs on vacant government land. Quarter sections can be claimed for reservoirs holding 1.5 million gallons. A Stark County man has fifteen reservoir claims aiding water and grazing for about 500 cattle. The program benefits small stockmen and improves local water resources.
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North Dakotepa
Sam
United States
Stark County
Gnurber
Perneldany
Goes courting Miss Columbia in rapid progress
Kaiser seeks friendship as Prince Henry visits, with rapid social attention to Miss Columbia. Local society notes indicate rising popularity and welcome gestures aimed at cementing goodwill during the royal outing.
Prince Henry of Germany to Visit Washington in Forthright Show of Friendship
Washington dispatch notes the upcoming visit of Prince Henry of Germany as a symbol of cordial US German ties. It highlights Britain and Germany courting the United States, Monroe Doctrine recognition, and plans for a naval welcome, presidential reception, and yacht-launching ceremony with an American firm.
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Washington
Prince Henry
Germany
New York
England
Europe
United States
Great Britain
Atlantic
Spain
London
von Diedrich-Dewey
Manila Bay
Philippines
Russia
China
Edward
John Bull
Uncle Sam
Castro
Venezuela
Emperor William
Caribbean Sea
Kiel
Roosevelt
United States Navy
State Department
Army
Prince of Wales
Alexis
Orient
St Louis Exposition to Open and Close in 1903
St Louis January 18. The executive committee of the Louisiana Purchase Exposition company unanimously adopted a resolution stating that the exposition will open and close in 1903 despite circulating reports of a postponement to 1904. The action affirms the assurances given by the board under the act of Congress.
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St. Louis Exposition
St. Louis
Washington
The
Exposition Company
Congress
Iowa State Editorial Association Elects Officers
Des Moines January 18. Nearly 200 editors gathered as the Iowa State Editorial association met. C M Junkin of Fairfield was chosen president and W A Parrott of Waterloo secretary. Meetings will be held annually.
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Hawkeye
Des Moines
Iowa
C. M.junkin
Fairfield
W.A. Parrott
Waterloo
Farr Convicted of Manslaughter in Owens-Ross Case
Huntington W Va Jan 16 John G Farr a prominent state politician was on trial nine days for the murder of Owens Ross. He was yesterday afternoon convicted of manslaughter.
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Huntington
John G. Farr
Belfg
Owens-Ross
Farr
County to vote on site for new county pe drhouse
Hokah Minnesota January 17 county commissioners decide to submit the site question for the proposed new county pedrhouse to a public vote at the upcoming spring election.
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Hokah, Minn
Pédrhouse
McKinley Birthday Observances Across States
Gov Nash's request to observe William McKinley’s fifty ninth birthday drew immediate support from governors. Proclamations call for memorial services on the Sunday before Jan 26 and for voluntary offerings to fund a memorial tomb at Canton. Myron T. Herrick funds and judge William R. Day lead the McKinley Memorial association.
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Cleveland
Ohio
George K. Nash
William McKinley
Kansas
McKinley National Memorial Association
Myron T. Herrick
Canton
William R. Day
Prince Henry to Tour America After Launch
A special committee will organize Prince Henrys reception and tour the United States after the launch ceremonies. The delegation includes Dr. David Jayne Maj. Gen. Henry Corbin Rear Admiral Robley Evans and Count A von Quadt Wykradt Isny. The prince may visit major German American cities and possibly reach St. Louis.
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Prince Henry
Washington
David Jayne
State Department
Henry Corbin
United States Army
Robley D. Evans
Navy
Count A. von Quadt-Wykradt-Isny
St. Louis
King Oscar Opens Swedish Parliament in Stockholm
King Oscar of Sweden spoke in person to the parliament urging credits to strengthen the army and introducing bills to extend franchise for the second chamber elections. He proposed a progressive income tax and creation of an imperial insurance office and called for continued good relations with Norway and other foreign powers.
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Stockholm
Oscar
Sweden
Norway
Frye Ship Subsidy Bill Sent On Favorable Report
Senate committee authorized Senator Frye as chairman to report his ship subsidy bill favorably. The bill would cost 34.7 million with ocean mail postage expected to yield 3 million, leaving a deficit under the plan of about 2 million.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Frye
Washington
Senate Committee
Index of a Man's Mind Wait Till He Crosses His Legs
A visitor recalls a clerk’s rule for entering a busy executive’s office on Broad Street. The clerk says the man crosses his legs when thinking deeply, stays silent, then straightens and welcomes visitors. when his legs go down again, it’s time to leave. The anecdote illustrates a private cue to timing.
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Broad Street
New York Herald
A Swedish Marriage Custom
The piece describes a Swedish wedding tradition where the groom receives a prayer book and gifts, including a goose, while the bride gives a shirt. The groom wears the shirt on his wedding day, then never again in life, but in his grave. Some Swedes believe in resurrection of the wedding shirt and of the betrothal bond. The widower must destroy the first wife’s wedding shirt before a second marriage.
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Sweden
Dodd's Kidney Pills Bring Relief After Twenty Years
Marshfield, Mo. resident J. F King reports chronic back pain and kidney disease for twenty years. After trying many doctors and remedies, he began Dodd's Kidney Pills and saw rapid improvement, with seven months of comfort. He urges others with kidney trouble to try the remedy.
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Marshfield
J. F King
Dodd
Willing Enough in a Coal Notice
The Philadelphia Press quotes a colored coal dealer reading a note that asks for a ton of stove coal to be sent to a house at once with bill. The messenger identifies himself as Bill, prompting startled humor about handling the delivery.
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Bill
Philadelphia Press
No News of the Condor from Honolulu
Honolulu advices report the British sloop Condor still has not arrived from Victoria. Meanwhile, work has begun on the Kona Kau railroad to run from Kailua across Hawaii Island’s western and southern coasts.
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Honolulu
Victoria
Kona Kau
Kailua
Kona
Hawaii
Fatal kerosene explosion kills woman in home
In Grand Forks North Dakota on January 19 Mrs Lars Hanson of Cavalier county near Milton was instantly killed when kerosene was poured into a kitchen stove. Miss Doty in the room was seriously injured. no fire followed the blast. Hanson had been married about a year.
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Grand Forks
N. D
Lars Hanson
Cavalier County
Milton
Germany's Foreign Trade 1901 Imports Drop Exports Rise
Berlin reports provisional 1901 trade figures showing imports at 5.967 billion marks, down 70 million from 1900, while exports rise to 4.759 billion marks, up 7 million. The values are inflated by using 1900 price levels.
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Germany
Berlin
President commutes Dover bank teller Boggs sentence
The president commutes William N. Boggs, teller at the First National Bank of Dover Delaware, who was sentenced in 1898 to five years for embezzlement, with his term to expire April 25 after one year served in jail to aid prosecutions of others implicated in wrecking the bank.
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Charles Chipp
Bureau of Assessments
New York Controller's Department
Sing Sing
Washington
William N. Boggs
First National Bank of
Dover
Del
Boggs
Wade Confesses to Morrow Killing in Portland
James F. Wade, condemned with William Dalton for the November 17 murder of Janes B. Morrow in Portland, confessed yesterday that he fired the fatal shot.
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Portland, Or
James F. Wade
William Dalton
Janes
Morrow
Shaw's Clemency List Near End of Shaw Administration
In Des Moines Iowa on January 19 Gov Shaw released the names of 473 prisoners granted executive clemency over the last two years as he nears the end of his term.
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Shaw
Dés Moines
Iowa
Govs Shaw
Judgment Against Estate inet against Miller for 69000
In Deadwood South Dakota on January 15 a circuit court judgment awards Henry R Thurber of New York 69000 from the estate of the late J K P Miller. The suit arose from notes Miller gave to the New York firm Thurber Weyland prime in Mylie's death and occurred recently.
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Deadwood
Miller
Henry R. ‘Thurber
New York
Thurber & Weyland
Priteens Mylie
Old Iowan Drops Dead at Seventy Three
Otto town January 15 Henry Mayer, one of the oldest settlers, dropped dead last night. He came to the area in 184 and was seventy three years old.
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Otto
Town
Henry
Mayer
Deafness Cure Claims and Catarrh Remedy Ad
A historic advertisement proclaims deafness as curable only by constitutional remedies. It explains the Eustachian tube inflammation causes hearing loss and offers a $100 reward for any deafness case due to catarrh not cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. It lists Pr J Cheney and Co Toledo and Hall's Family Pills as products.
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Hall
Pr. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Distance Between Irvington and Bridgeport Cited
In AD 1906 a chauffeur asks the distance to Bridgeport from Irvington. A man cites about forty five miles as the flying machine speeds by, per Brooke lyn Eagle.
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A. D
Irvington
Bridgeport
Mag
Brookelyn Eagle
Patents Issued Last Week To Minnesota Inventors
List of patents granted to Northwestern inventors including John Caldwell Minneapolis leather stretching device Charles Petersen Minneapolis typewriter Charlee Scroth Winona chime ey thimble Edwin Thomas St Paul haul-up chain unloader for saw mills double cutting band saw and reciprocating lumber mover. Patent attorneys Lothrop Johnson St Paul.
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Toorthwestern
John Caldwell
Minneapolis
Minn
Charles Peetersen
Charlee Scrothh
Winona
Chimeney Thimble
Edwin Thomas
St. Paul
Lothrop& Johnson
Novelist and publisher exchange stern urging words
A dialogue from Life shows a novelist declaring they will starve without immediate success while the publisher remains cordial, praising the audacity as a potential ad for the work. The exchange highlights tension between desperation and marketing strategy in publishing.
Salzer Seed Co Expands Potato Lands
John A. Salzer Seed Co of La Crosse Wisconsin with President Henry A Salzer bought 21009 acres of prime potato land to grow miles of potatoes expanding the companys seed potato operation and supply.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
John A. Salzer
Observed Life in Threes Cited by Quirky Dialogue
A fragmented dialogue shows a speaker noting a pattern of thrice occurrences in life with playful idiosyncrasies. The lines hint at repeated reflexes and humorous references, creating a whimsical, theatrical moment.
After the Show Great Dane wins third blue ribbon
A Great Dane from Bogs wins the blue ribbon at the dog show for the third year in succession, with a terrier from the same stable noted in the discussion.
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Bogs
Brooklyn Eagle
Piso s Cure for Consumption Ad Claim
An early 20th century note touts Piso s Cure for consumption as an infallible medicine for coughs and colds attributed to N W Sancm of Oogae Grove New Jersey dated February 11 1000 The fragment includes a casual dialogue line about marriage from the Chicago Tribune style excerpt.
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N. W. Sancm
Oogae Grove
N. J
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