Random Quotations and Snippets From a Local Page
A collection of cursory notes and satirical lines from Emmons County records notes social fallouts in New York Chicago and Toronto with offhand remarks on politics peace and daily life. It mentions a bank failure joke a duke pursuing Helen Gould and reactions to public figures while touching on railroads deaths and injuries.
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Reynard
New York Tribune
Cuban congress grants 50000 to General Gomez
The Cuban congress voted a gift of 50000 to General Gomez as it appears they want him to retire from revolutionary activity. The piece also notes various opinions on national matters and odd comments about banks, punctuation, and a Colombian general.
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Gen. Gomez
Gomez
Methodist Ministers Fund Tops Forty Thousand Dollars
The new fund for Methodist ministers totals forty thousand dollars, surpassing half of Willard Allen’s expenditure. It remains unclear where Mr. Allen spent Thanksgiving.
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Willard Allen
Mr. Allen
Central American tensions test patience amid stalled action
The text notes that Central American countries lag in meeting European standards and fail to sustain a "War Is Inevitable" refrain for months before action. It mentions King Peter's attempt to congratulate British diplomats in Belgrade on King Edward's birthday, which was snubbed, and suggests Peter must remain quiet and make motions to voice thoughts.
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Peter
Great Britain
Belgrade
King Edward
Judge rules no breach of promise against suitor
The judge dismisses a breach of promise claim when a man proposes on Sunday and does not follow through. The article notes the possibility of lights going out at midnight Saturday. It recalls Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address from forty years ago and urges citizens and youth to read and reflect on its message.
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Lincoln
Hils
Ernest Hardy
Puss
Baby
Papa
Blackly
Fred
Lars
Amy
Ned
Dorothy Hardy
London startled by medical view on soap health impact
A London medical opinion challenges soap use claiming it harms health. The report notes public reaction as naively skeptical, with unspecified officials weighing potential public health implications.
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London
Chamberlain
A Prairie Tale of Disease and a Quiet Road Agent
Dorothy Hardy tends her ill child Amy while husband Ern leaves for the valley. A disguised road agent doctor aids the baby with urgent care, then surrenders to the approaching marshal era.
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Pét
Laré
Baby
Dorothy
Lars
Amy
Ern
Desperado
Pine Center
Messares
Outlaw Gentleman Fred Rides East After Child Heroics
Ernest Hardy confronts the notorious western outlaw once known as Dr. St. Edmund who vows not to harm the child. The smiling youth pleads for safety and a new path as Gentleman Fred departs toward the east, changed by a girl’s tears and mercy.
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Ernest Hardy
Fred
Dr. St. Edmund
Hardy
Mistaken Identity Lets Book Agent Confront Sage For a Quarter
In Wall Street front of the sub treasur y three men argue over persuasion. A book agent tries to borrow a quarter from a passerby, only to discover the man is not Russell Sage. The scene ends with the broker declaring the man is Sage’s lookalike.
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Sub-Treasury
Wall Street
Barro
Russell Sage
Made Whistler His Friend Mark Twain's London Meeting
Mark Twain recalls meeting James McNeill Whistler in Whistler's London studio. Twain pretended ignorance to prank Whistler by feigning a mock painting correction and handling wet paint with gloves. Despite the jokester image, the two men soon became well disposed toward each other.
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Mark Twain
James McNeil Whistler
Whistler
Burden Bearers: A Prayer for the Man That’s Tired
A poem offers prayers for the man worn by toil and doubt, seeking relief for burdens heavy and hope that keeps him moving. It contrasts fatigue with quiet resilience as it praises those who bear hardship without showing dread.
Makers of the New Congress
A rancher from the southwest visits Congress and seats with Delegate Rodey of New Mexico to observe leaders and proceedings. Rodey notes there are no great men, but calls the legislature a mighty fair average group, with many tableland but no peaks according to Collier's Weekly.
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Congress
Washington
Rodey
New Mexico
Collier’s Weekly
Magistrate Roast Milk Fight Over Unpaid Bill
Commissioner Kerr the blunt British magistrate heard a case in May over a $65 milk bill. The milkman stated customers, including the judge, owed two months. The commissioner warned the milkman not to supply him further remarking the milk would be watered down to cover the loss.
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Kerr
Few Get Living from the Sea
A reflection on the sea as a life source noting that although three quarters of the earth is sea only about three percent of people live directly from the sea. It discusses unequal distribution of marine livelihoods and the limited direct benefit to humanity from ocean resources.
Veterans’ ages add to 277 years in state tribute
Three New England veterans from Middleboro Massachusetts shared details naming Capt. B Gibbs aged 92 Rev H I Coombs aged 93 and Sidney Taek er aged 92. The trio totaled 277 years of service across their lifetimes.
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New England
Middleboro
Mase
Barber
Capt
B. Gibbs
Rev
HI. ¢. Coombs
Sidney
Taek ‘Er
Inventions to Fight Changeable Weather on Wagons
An article describes sheet iron shoe runners with bolts for wheels to convert carts into sleighs during snow or thaw. Inventors Samuel J Phillips and John D Phillips of New York promote these detachable runners as a daily convenience for drivers facing variable conditions.
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Samuel J. and
John D. Phillips
New York City
Artificial and Real Pearls from Osaka Exposition
A European newspaper reports a Japanese inventor’s method for producing artificial pearls. A grain or foreign substance is inserted into pearl oysters, later returned to beds, yielding pearls nearly indistinguishable from natural ones. The piece notes market fears that artificial pearls may undermine real pearl prices while selling for low cost and used similarly.
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Osaka
Japan
Improved Shoe Attachment Prevents Lace Wear
A Dorchester inventor George W. Johnston proposes flattened rings secured to lace hooks as a replacement for laces. The rings provide rounded contact surfaces, reducing wear on strings and preventing frequent breakage during hurried use.
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George W. Johnston
Dorchester
Mass
Aluminum Production by Electrolysis and Its Limits
The world mainly relies on the electric furnace to make aluminum. Electrolysis uses molten cryolite to dissolve alumina, with one electrical horsepower day yielding 4.7 pounds theoretically but about 1.25 pounds commercially. No aqueous solution process for aluminum electrolysis is yet workable.
Cleaning Agent from Filth and Soap for Sewage Sludge
A brief note describes by-product economy with a process from the Zeitschrift of the Austrian Society of Engineers and Architects. It outlines dosing sewage with sulfuric acid and heating to produce by-products such as comito cakes, amid attempts at refinement.
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Zeitschrift
Austrian Society of Engineers and Architects
German discovery promises long term potato preservation
A German researcher reports a chemical preparation that can keep potatoes preserved for years. If true, nations could stockpile food for armies and aid the poor in years of scarcity, improving supply during war or price spikes.
Successful Electrical Transmission Milestone in Water Power Era
The report notes the United States leads in electric transmission using water power. Forty three companies total 177,300 horsepower. They operate 1,549 miles of lines at 10,000 to 60,000 volts. Maximum span Colgate to San Francisco covers 220 miles with 26 percent loss. Water fall at stations reaches 1,500 feet.
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Colgate
San Francisco
Electric Lighting In the North for Thorshaven
The Faroe Islands town of Thorshaven could power electric lights with abundant water power nine months of the year. Shops and homes rely on petroleum lamps and street lighting. electricity would replace them when light is most needed. May to July bring daylight, reducing need for lighting during those months.
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Thorshaven
Faroe Islands
California inventor patentee for a gas burner attachment
A compact burner attachment designed to clamp onto a gas burner and hold adjustable standards from a flat wire screen top. The device allows size and heat of the flame to be matched by loosening screws in the clamp. George W. Brunner of San Francisco, California is the patentee.
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California
George W. Brunner
San Francisco
Cal
Transporting Live Fish by Oxygenated Water Tubes
European exporters use metallic tubes with oxygen generators to aerate water for fish transport. This method has allowed 40,000 trout to be shipped from Switzerland to England Germany and Austria with only 400 fatalities.
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Switzerland
England
Germany
Austria
New Vocation for Women in Berlin Hospitals
German press reports a new vocation for women due to X-ray use in hospitals. Lecture courses for X-ray nurses will soon begin in Berlin. These women will nurse patients treated by X-rays and assist in using this newly discovered healing agent, a role demanding care and restraint.
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Berlin
Sewage Filtration at Birmingham Yields Clear Odorless Water
In Birmingham England bacterial sewage treatment some contact beds used coal as media. The effluent from these beds was so clear sparkling and odorless that workers drank from it. Flow was markedly better than from beds with other media.
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Birmingham
England
Mattress of Torn Paper Makes Child’s Cot Support
The article describes making a mattress for a child’s cot from torn paper. Use old letters or clean paper not too stiff torn into strips. Form a stout neck to the size needed and fill with torn paper. Cover with a folded blanket over the mattress.
Cleaning Bamboo Furniture Care Tips
Cleaning bamboo furniture involves scrubbing with a small brush dipped in warm water and salt. The salt helps prevent yellowing, and the same method applies to Japanese and Indian matting.
Right In Line Hicks on Berry Culture Progress
Hicks notes he is trying berry culture and has considerable success though the turnes are small. Wicks agrees and calls it success with small fruits. Catholic Standard and Times remarks reflect cautious optimism.
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Hicks
Wicks
Catholic Standard and Times
Short Jack Brakeleighs Elopement and Regret
A brief tale notes how Jack Brakeleigh married impulsively and now regrets it. The narrative asks where his luck came from and reveals his elopement with an heiress as the surprising turn of events.
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Jack Brakeleigh
Waldo Declares He Will Stay Outside While Mrs Beanlets-Will Goes In
A short dialog shows Mrs Beanlets-Will asking Waldo to wait while she enters. Waldo replies he has already stopped and will remain outside.
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Mrs. Beanlets
Waldo
Aamma
Glutton Tries Pea Toss in Restaurant Scene
A diner slurps peas noisily from an overloaded spoon causing messes as another patron jokes that the act resembles table tennis. The moment highlights humorous dining mishap in a casual restaurant setting.
War Between Japan and Russia Would Boost U S Business
In a hypothetical exchange Yankee View discusses a war between Japan and Russia. Jane says the conflict would be deplorable yet create a business boom for the United States while Smith notes America would profit as others suffer.
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Smith
Japan
Russia
Jane
Quick Wit Exchanges Between Youth and Hairless Man
A witty exchange contrasts a young man noting how women reach conclusions suddenly with a hairless man who says the surprise comes after much talk. The dialogue showcases humor about relationship dynamics and perception.
Col Lush Man Dies After Final Battle
City editor debates the obituary headline for Col. Lush, noting the phrase Has fought his last battle. The item reflects on the colonel's death and the newspaper’s handling of the tribute.
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Ascum
Col. Lushman
Age softens according to philosopher in Boarding House remark
In the Boarding House scene, the philosopher notes age eases sentiment, while a bold boarder jokes that the chicken would have been better off older before being killed. The exchange blends humor with a sly critique of aging and mortality.
Monuments of Woe in Town Gossip
The exchange at a social gathering mocks Mr. Jones' new teeth by likening them to grave stones. Mrs Sharpeye and Miss Linnie Cal speculate the teeth honor his lost ones, framing a local humorous aside as a memorial quip.
Pie memories reveal family bakery past in quarrel
Mrs Newwed recalls pies her mother baked while Mr Newwed reveals his father ran a bakery, highlighting a clash over family histories. The exchange hints at deeper tensions and shared food memories shaping their relationship.
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Mrs. Newwed
Mr. Newwed
Pertianos He Was Book Agent or Press Agent
A girl questions a young man in a fall hat about the man who hugged her. The reply identifies him as a book agent, with a joking aside that he seemed more like a press agent.
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Pertianos
Ober Chum
Elliptical Quip Sparks Talk of Lighthouse Keeping
A fragment shows a couple bantering about elopement and future home life. The exchanges mention light housekeeping and a lighthouse keeping idea, with playful echoes and a tentative plan implied. The scene captures a light domestic mood and a joking tone.
Tweediedes and Tweediedum Mama Orders Bedtime
A fragment from a domestic scene shows Mamma Margaret warning Tweediedes and Tweediedum about disobedience with a threat of punishment. The exchange reveals a child named Matester and a playful yet strict tone in a family moment.
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Tweediedes
Tweediedum
Mamma
Margaret
Matester
For Better or Worse: Madge-Who in see world is
Fragments suggest a wedding notice or social item with unclear names and relation hints. Readable parts reference a marriage involving a Miss and a gentleman, but key details remain obscured.
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Madge
Dldgir Esticrall
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