Wit and Money Mood Sparks From Curious Headlines
A collection of quips and social notes contrasts money value, gossip, and public figures. Topics include a minted without ads remark, a Southern lost sheep ad, Panama's quiet revolution, and musings on heiresses, editors, and embezzlement tales.
Patti’s Farewell Tour Nets Over $200000 Despite Critics
Patti will earn more than 200000 dollars for singing about 300 songs on her farewell tour though some critics doubt her high notes. A grocery trust is mentioned as essential to avoid hunger, while The Red-Headed Philosopher quips that the gap between hard and easy workers is small, though biased.
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Patti
Hamburg Women Congress Declares Corsets Barbaric
The women congress at Hamburg resolved that corsets are barbarous in a society where only supposedly civilized women wear them.
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Hamburg
New York Doctor Develops Paste Replacing Razor
A New York physician has created a paste that can substitute for a razor. The invention would upset barbers and women who borrow their husbands razors to mend clothing seams.
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New York
May Goelet and Rockefeller Heiress Marrying Noted Duke or Czars
A playful glance notes May Goelet with 30 million and a Rockefeller heiress with a billion could wed a duke or czar, while declaring the United States should not permit Russia to control its kerosene industry.
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Goelet
Russia
Moose stock from Adirondacks moves north into Canada
Fragmentary note suggests Adirondack moose moving north into Canada, possibly fleeing hunters' gunfire incidents. The text implies fear of increased hunting dangers and misidentifications.
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Adirondack
Canada
Record Debate Circles Crescens Mile Claim at Wichita
The American trotting association rejects Crescens mile in 1 69 percent but will print Lou Dillon’s 1 58 percent standard as official record in red ink confirming its status.
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American Trotting Association
Crescens
Wichita
Lou Dillon
Monument Erected for Boer War Horses in England
A commemorative monument in England honors the 400,000 horses killed or wounded during the Boer War. The article notes the fate of military animals and contrasts it with attention the American mule may soon receive.
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England
Morgan retirement denied by Wall Street and London offices
The report that J. Pierpont Morgan will retire is denied at both his Wall Street and London offices. Accepting the denial as true, the prudent public should keep its hands on its pocketbook.
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J. Pierpont Morgan
Wall Street
London
Ark man dies from inflammatory rheumatism weight 615 pounds
An Arkansas man weighing 615 pounds died recently from inflammatory rheumatism. The report notes the extreme weight and the severity of the illness, reflecting a tragic health case.
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Arkansas
Girl Student Admits Raising One Dollar Bills
The young girl confessed to collecting dollar bills shaped as x marks saying she did not think it was wrong and felt she needed the money. The remark was noted as a striking example of alleged innocence in the case.
Boston Man Survives Stabbing After Knife Hits Love Letters
A Boston man was stabbed by highway robbers but survived when the blade struck a bundle of love letters in his pocket. The incident raises debate over assessing love letters by the harm they cause in breach of promise cases.
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Boston
British Expedition Heads South to Face Mad Mullah
Summer sails in the southern hemisphere as a new British expedition sets out to engage the mad mullah. It follows last year’s clash in which the mullah held the field before.
Law notes and appointments across federal offices and events
Representative Tawney introduces a copyright bill for exhibits at the Louisiana Purchase exposition. Capt H A Castle of St Paul is considered for Washington postmaster. Spalding and Marshall back Joseph Powells for Milton NC postmaster. Supreme Court arguments begin on oleomargarine case. Henry C Payne of Milwaukee appointed postal head, Henry C Payne of Zion City named Dowlette carrier. Proctor of Vermont proposes Fredericksburg battlefield memorial park. Civil service exams set for several Minnesota, South Dakota, and North Dakota cities on Jan 6.
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H. A. Castle
St. Paul
Washington
Spalding and
Marshall
Joseph Powells
Milton
N. C
United States Supreme Court
Henry C. Payne
Milwaukee
Wis
Zion City
Ill
Dowlette
Senate
Proctor
Vermont
Fredericksburg
Duluth
Mankato
Minn
Aberdeen
Sioux Falls
Deadwood
Watertown
Grand Forks
Pembina
N. D
Largest apple shipment ever from New York to Bremen
The record load reached 22 929 barrels and 1 540 boxes. Other items note Russia sending warships over a Tokyo dispute and British denial of a Port of Spain cable claim. A Munich dispatch reports the death of Joseph Mayer former Oberammergau burgomaster. Maj Gen James F Wade finishes Jolo Mindanao tour and notes heavy Moro losses.
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New York
Bremen
Russia
Admiralty
London
Port of Spain
Trinidad
la Guira
Venezuela
St. Petersburg
Berlin National Zeitung
Munich
Bavaria
Joseph Mayer
Oberammergau
Christus
James F. Wade
Jolo
Leonard Wood
Mindanao
Typhoon Losses and Fire Disasters Across Several States
The report lists multiple catastrophes including a deadly typhoon off China killing thousands, a Cleveland baker’s accidental poisoning, and major fires in East St. Louis Kinmundy Hayes City and Ottawa. Structural losses exceed 500000 with numerous injuries and several deaths across incidents.
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China
Frank Melcher
Cleveland
Ohio
East St. Louis
St. Louis
Kinmundy
Masonic Temple
From Other Shores
The British do not plan to occupy Thibet capital. Czar Nicholas narrowly escaped poisoning by oysters. Cubans see a snowstorm covering fields. Russo-German commercial treaty talks adjourned in Berlin. Russia and Japan may settle their troubles amicably. Dreyfus case documents allegedly forged. Manchurian issue not referred to The Hague. Goethe house construction unaffected. Revival of Dreyfus case stirs public interest. decision expected soon. Canada seeks immigration to oppose annexation by the United States. London Lyceum Theatre wind up voted after a stormy meeting. Chilean government sells Battleships Libertad and Constitution for 9 million, believed bound for Japan. Ambassador Meyer injured in Rome but lightly. Pope Pius X commission finds Leo XIII loaned millions. coercive measures planned.
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Berlin
Russia
Japan
Dreyfuss
America
Hague
Goethe
Dreyfus
Canada
United States
London Lyceum Theater Company
Libertad
Constitution
Navy Department
Navy
Philippines
Congress
Colombia
Panama
Nicaragua
Senate
New Granada
Republic of
Republic of Panama
Ees
Ithmus
Isthmus
Republic of Colombia
Satomenin Ppanimattu
Nin Ballo
Colsmbian Tavecamont
Multiple criminal cases and crimes across the United States reported
Reports list various incidents including shootings in Te kamah Nebraska and Chilesburg Kentucky, hangings in Canada, treasure theft at a Philadelphia suburb, a $15,000 Michigan contract delay due to bribery charges, and a Nebraska grand jury probe into post office appointments. Other items note jail detentions in Casper Wyoming and Hamilton Ohio, along with embezzlement indictments and a Philadelphia graft investigation.
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Tom O'Day
Casper
Wyo
Solomon Paddock
William
Tekamah
Neb
Michigan Prison Board
Aurora Hodge
William X. Ryan
Frederick Strube
Macon
Alice Hunninger
Havana
Hary Fletcher
Philadelphia
Alfred J. Frith
Frederick J. Bailey
Esquimault
Victoria
B. O
John K. Duke
Royal Building and Loan Association
Portsmouth
Ohio
B. Burke Scott
Charles B. Dillingham
New York
Federal Grand Jury
Omaha
Nebraska
Brode B. Davis
Chicago
Socorro
N. Mex
Abram Abiti
Henry Gray
Louis Skaggs
Chilesburg
Gray
Skaggs
William Welsh Harrison
the Towers
Glenside
Harrison
Notable Sports and College News Across Cities
Joe Grim to perform with Barney Gilmore in Kidnapped in New York. Speik may become Chicago's next team captain. Hughey McGovern and Dusty Miller to meet soon at a Chicago club. Mike Schreck tracks Hugo Kelly for a fight with Chicago middleweight. Harvard nights coffee house closed by President Eliot. Logan transports Twentieth infantry from San Francisco to Manila via Honolulu and Guam. Adam Lohman found Pastor Levi Wilcox dead and died soon after. US importers push to organize for fair customs administration. Edward M. Brown, former New York Yacht Club commodore, dies at sixty four. New Orleans board votes to merge with maritime exchange. John Hopkins to inherit over $500,000 on daughter’s death. Yale Harvard Michigan and Minnesota draw 100000+ spectators this season. Al Weinilg returns to Buffalo claiming dupe in coast battle. Capt De Witt to travel abroad three years post graduation. Princeton directors hail him as Princeton’s best developing athlete in 35 years.
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Joe Grim
Barney Gilmore
New York
Speik
University of Chicago
Hughey McGovern
Terry
Dusty” Miller
Chicago
Mike Schreck
Cincinnati
Hugo Kelly
Eliot
Harvard
Logan
San Francisco
Manila
Honolulu
Guam
Twentieth Infantry
Adam Lohman
Levi Wilcox
Free Methodist Church of
New York Yacht Club
Fruit Commission
New Orleans Board of Trade
Maritime Exchange
William Wyman
Baltimore
Johns Hopkins University
Yale
Princeton
Michigan
Minnesota
al” Weinilg
Buffalo
de Witt
President Roosevelt outlines commerce and labor department aims
President Roosevelt’s annual message praises progress in foreign and domestic policy, endorses the new Department of Commerce and Labor to supervise interstate corporations, enforce anti trust laws, and secure public information. He urges careful economy, supports arms for naval and postal needs, and backs Panama canal treaty strategy and public land reform.
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Washington
Roosevelt
Congress
Department of Commerce and Labor
Bureau of Corporations
Interstate Commerce Commission
Department
Secretary of the Navy
Secre of Commerce
Senate
House
New York
United States
Aaa
Generil
Post Office Department
London
Venezuela
Permanent Court of Arbitration
China
Shanghai
Oriental Empire
Alaska
Hawaii
Philippines
Porto Rico
General Land Office
West
Pension Bureau
Bureau
Army
Wariof
Climb Mount McKinley Ambitions Rise Despite Setbacks
Collier's Weekly notes the failed Cook and Dunn expedition to Mount McKinley Alaska. It compares Mt Elias and McKinley routes and discusses the challenges of arctic alpining including ice walls and Greenlandic climates.
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A. Cook
Robert Dunn
Mount McKinley
Alaska
United States Geological Survey
Bt. Elias
McKinley
Duke of Arbuzzi
Elias
Pacife
Pacific
cKinley
Canadian Rockies
Cook
Yukon
Tanana
Switzerland
Collier'a
Women Rising in Massachusetts Industry Says Report
The Massachusetts Bureau of Statistics reports women now comprise about one third of gainful workers. Self-supporting women and working girls have more than doubled, with 40 percent more women in professional roles and nearly 50 percent more women as partners or stockholders. Yet sociological notes warn of declining marriage rates, rising divorces, and dropping birth rates over the past decade.
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Massachusetts Bureau of Statistics
Bay State
Massachusetts
Tromt
Harper's Bazar
Bavarian Princes and a Prince Doctor Stir Bavarian Court
Berlin dispatch reports Prince Ludwig Ferdinand of Bavaria, nephew of the regent, pursuing a career as a physician and musician. He attends theater rehearsals and works as a doctor between duties, contrasting with a traditional aristocratic idle image. The piece notes past quirks of Bavarian rulers and court life.
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Bavaria
Berlin
Ludwig Ferdinand
Regent ‘Theater
Imoes
Tian
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