Witty Fragments and Global Quips From Emmons County
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Kaiser Wilhelm Faces Challenge From Uncle Sam
A wartime-style line asserts that if Kaiser Wilhelm resists, Uncle Sam will take away the cup with equal relish as he calls to mind others. The remark frames American resolve and mockingly taunts the German leadership amid hostilities.
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Kaiser Wilhelm
Uncle Sam
MPs Confuse New York State and City
The piece notes that some British parliament members fail to distinguish New York state from New York City and remarks that New York is overly English in perception.
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New York State
New York City
New York
Portland Man Cured by Watching Peaceful Pigeons
A Portland man claims cure from swearing through observing city pigeons. The piece warns against attempting to cultivate a garden or the suburban bhickans, saying it would undo all the cooky cousins have done.
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Portland
Pallbearers at raids cited in Elkins represented vast sums
Fragmentary text references pallbearers at raids and a figure connected to W. L. Elkins involving immense sums. The readable content hints at ostentation and international framing but provides no clear event date or place.
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Abia
W.L
Elkins
Fragmentary note on chemical mix and labor dispute
A garbled excerpt discusses unclear Chicago references mixing 1000 gallons of liquid with aromatic gas and acid, mentioning a price of four dollars and origins in Connecticut and Penrhyn North Wales. It notes workers returning to work without a concession amid civil tensions and remarks on families causing men to quit.
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Chicago
Connecticut
Penrhyn
North Wales
Pepirhyn
Washington Dispatches and World News Briefs
Commissioner Ware of the pension bureau plans to resign soon. Isle of Pines treaty ratification with Cuba is delayed by the Senate. A special committee may visit Cuba to investigate Gen. Wood charges. Indian Territory seeks a congressional delegate. Gen. Bates proposes infantry for the Philippines. Italy’s St. Louis exposition funds rise to 130000. Pure food bill support moves with McCumber’s measure. Frick presents Charlton’s signing of Spain protocol to the US. Kansas judge Pollock named successor to Hook. Croat peasants attack Hungarians near Nagy Enyed. one farmer dies. Florentine civil marriage Cornelia Scovel and Count Artuori Fabricco. Cramer and Count Bastogi witness. Edward VII robbed again. 2500 dollars in checks cashed by Frank Lanham.
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Ware
Pension Bureau
Isle of Pines
Cuba
Senate
Wood
Indian Territory
Congress
Gen. Bates
Philippines
Sig. Luzzatti
Treasury
Italy
St. Louis Exposition
McCumber
North Dakota
H. C. Frick
Pittsburg
United States
Charlton
Spain
John C. Pollock
Supreme Court of Kansas
Hook
Kansas
Nagylak
Nagy Enyed
Transvaalina
Florence
Cornelia Scovel
Roosevelt Scovell
Artuori Fabricco
Cramer
Count Bastogi
Edward
Frank Lanham
Fierce fight with bandits ends in capture near Liverpool
Chicago youths Niedermeier and Vandine confess after a bloody pursuit with police and railway men. Roeski captured later. three officers wounded, one brakeman killed during confrontations after a Aug 30 car barn murders case linking Gustave Marx. Prolonged manhunt ends with the trio's surrender.
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Chicago
Cincinnati
Roxton
Tex
James Rush
William Oglesby
Oglesby
Peter Niedermeier
Harvey Vandine
Harrison
O'Neil
Emil Roeski
Liverpool
Ind
T. J. Soven
Pennsylvania
Joseph Driscoll
Matthew Zimmer
Niedermeier
Vandine
Roeski
Chicago City Railway Company
Gustave Marx
John Quinn
Marx
Michigan Central Railway
Miller’s
Miller's
Notable obituaries from Philadelphia and surrounding states
Hert P. Danks a seventy nine year old composer was found dead in his Philadelphia boarding house. Mrs Phoebe Gifford the oldest Quaker minister died at Providence aged 100 years five months. Linn Hartranft Philadelphia port appraiser and son of Maj Gen John F Hartranft died of Brights disease. Susan G Hayton of Lincoln Nebraska died aged 100 with Revolutionary ancestry noted. Rev James Minto Pullman brother of George M Pullman died at Lynn Massachusetts after a sermon dying of apoplexy.
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Hert P. Danks
Philadelphia
Phoebe Gifford
Society of Friends
Providence
R. L
Linn Hartranft
John F. Hartranft
Pennsylvania
Bright
Susan G. Hayton
Lincoln
Neb
James Minto Pullman
George M. Pullman
Lynn
Mass
Multiple Global Conflicts Escalate With Naval Moves and Insurgencies
Reports of Russia reoccupying two strategic Chinese positions and widespread turmoil across Europe and Africa dominate the day. Notable items include the S Domingo capital falling to insurgents, Turkish forces facing heavy losses near Spatovo, and Bondelzwart clashes in Southwest Africa. Also noted are Emperor William’s winter plans, the pope's mediation moves, and various diplomatic receptions in Rome and Washington.
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Russia
China
San Domingo
Kwilecki
Colombia
Reyes
William
Palma
Cascaes
Lisbon
Francis Joseph
Mediterranean
Rome
Emperor William
Baron von Sternberg
United States
England
Ireland
Church
Australia
Lord Lonsdale
Lieut
Jobst
Sergeant Gray
Africa
Bondelzwarts
Turkey
Move to secure treaty with Russia for unified passports
The board of delegates from the Union of Hebrew Congregations urged Speaker Cannon Representative Hitt and Senator Cullom to pursue a supplemental treaty with Russia. They seek recognition and universal passports for Americans regardless of race or creed. The meeting occurred on November 21 in Washington.
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Russia
Washington
Board of Delegates
Union of Hebrew Congregations
Cannon
Hitt
Cullom
Alan
Spain Shows Her Temper in Move Toward Venezuelan Rift
The state department announced Spain has withdrawn the exequaturs of all Venezuelan consuls in Spain, signaling a possible breach in relations. The action follows alleged mistreatment of the Spanish minister to Venezuela and disrespect shown the Spanish consul at Las Guaiara amid the Mexican Venezuela arbitration.
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Venezuela
Washington
Spain
State Department
Las Guaiara
Czarina's Illness Sparks Alarm Over Possible Operation
In St. Petersburg news reports the czarina's ear inflammation resists treatment and raises fear of an operation. The czar has opted not to move her to St. Petersburg, keeping her at Skierniewice to avoid exposure until danger subsides. Official bulletins provide no further illness details.
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Czarina
St. Petersburg
Skierniewice
Robbery at The Towers Glenside Hartford Jewelry Heist
Police were told by William Welsh Harrison that his country home The Towers at Glenside was robbed of jewelry valued at 25 000 dollars. A male servant employed about two weeks ago is suspected after he disappeared Thursday and the theft was discovered shortly after.
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Glenside
Philadelphia
William Welsh Harrison
Harrison
Herald Urges Joint Caribbean Fleet Maneuvers
The Herald editorial suggests British and American fleets join in maneuvers in the Caribbean Sea with Britain attacking and the United States defending. It argues joint drills would boost spirit and manifest friendship between the nations.
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Herald
New York
the Herald
Caribbean
United States
King Edward Declines St. Louis Horse Invitation
King Edward regrets unable to send horses to the St. Louis exposition. He explains his rule against entering horses in handicap races. A large portion of the Continental Biscuit Company plant in New Orleans was destroyed by fire.
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Baltimore Stamping and Enameling Company
Baltimore
Union Syrup Refining Company
St. Louis
H. C. Smith
Michigan
Adrian
Mich
London
Edward
St. Louis’ Exposition
Continental Biscuit Company
New Orleans
Ringleader of Highwaymen Nabbed in Ogden
Ogden Utah Nov 21 Following yesterday’s arrest police claim to have captured one of the ringleaders of a gang of highwaymen and murderers who have terrorized the country between Ogden and Reno with a string of crimes.
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Ogden
Utah
George Wells
Reno
Thousands of Sheep Die on Union Pacific Route
Report from Sidney Nebraska on November 21 notes 50,000 or more sheep freezing to death on Oregon Short Line near Cokeville Wyoming as trains of Union Pacific report heavy losses in winter conditions.
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Sidney
Neb
Union Pacific
Jeter
Cokeville
Wyo
Oregon
Gophers Defeat Badgers 17 to 0 for Western Title
Minnesota over Wisconsin 17 to 0 earning claim to the Western football championship on a day of strong line plunges and end runs. Wisconsin, lighter and worn in the second half, battled cleanly but could not match Minnesota's weight and teamwork. Michigan beat Chicago 28 to 6 in the Turkey Day game. Carlisle Indians defeated Northwestern 28 to 0. Nebraska defeated Illinois 16 to 0.
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Madison
Wis
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Gophers
Williams
Michigan
Wolverines
Badgers
Baine
Bush
Scofield
Clark
Capt. Abbott
Chicago
Yost
Carlisle Indians
Northwesterns University
Red Men
Purple
Evanston Eleven
Illinois
Lincoln
Neb
Nebraska
Ilinois
Illnois
Duluth Man Fatally Injured Boarding Train at Grand Rapids
W W Wright proprietor of a Swan River hotel was fatally injured at eight o'clock yesterday morning while attempting to board a Grand Rapids train. The accident occurred on the Great Northern road and was reported from Duluth.
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Duluth
Minn
Www
W. Wright
Swan River
Grand Rapids
SixYearOld Burns Fatal Fire At Home
Millie Jones six years old, daughter of Walter Jones, died after flames enveloped her clothing while she stood before a stove at home. She passed away at 12 05 this morning in St Paul.
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St. Paul
Millie
Walter Jones
Fire damages John Wann building basement in Bt Paul
A basement fire at the John Wann building on Fourth and Sibley streets in Bt Paul caused about 20000 dollars in damage last night. Firemen could not determine the fire's origin.
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Paul
John Wann
Fourth
Sibley Streets
Attorney General Douglas Seeks Thief of Big Moose
In Duluth Minnesota Attorney General W B Douglas hunts an unknown thief who stole his big moose from a ship deck. He traveled with J L Heim of St Paul aboard the Helen Bradshaw from Grand Marais to recover the animal. The theft occurred somewhere between Duluth and Grand Marais at a dock or landing.
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Duluth
Minn
W. B. Douglas
Mr. Douglas
J. L. Heim
St. Paul
Helen Bradshaw
Grand Marais
Mr. Heim
Cavalry Sent After Cowboys On Flathead Reservation
Indian police fail to stop Joe Merrigeau and his 1500 head cattle on the Flathead reservation. Maj W H Smead reports the situation to Fort Missoula as Maj Torey Capt Maxie and 50 soldiers march from Washington to quell the disturbance.
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Flathead Reservation
Missoula
Mont
Fort Missoula
W. H. Smead
Joe Merrigeau
Maj
Torey
Maxie
Washington
Unknown Man Dies After Freezing in Albert Lea Yard
An unidentified man was found in a yard in eastern Albert Lea Minnesota at about 2 AM. He was treated by police and doctors for two hours but died in hospital yesterday afternoon with no recovery. He had frostbite to both legs to the knees and to his arms.
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Driscoll
Vandine
Roeski
Niedermeier
Michigan Central Railroad
Albert Lea
Minn
Missing 18 year old in Fountain Lake tragedy
Albert Lea Minnesota, November 28. Fred Cryer, about eighteen, is feared drowned after skating on Fountain Lake Wednesday night. A coal man heard a crash and cries for help as a hole in the ice appeared. search for the body continues with no discovery yet.
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Albert Lea
Minn
Fred Cryer
Fountain Lake
La Crosse Cheese and Butter Company Declared Bankrupt
In La Crosse Wisconsin creditors initiated voluntary bankruptcy proceedings and the La Crosse Cheese and Butter company was adjudged bankrupt. The firm operated across Wisconsin Minnesota Illinois and the Dakotas amid efforts to corner the cheese market.
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la Crosse Cheese and Butter Company
la Crosse
Wis
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Illinois
Dakotas
Pierre man dies by carbolic acid self harm
At the coroner's inquest for Arthur Green of Pierre South Dakota the jury found death by his own hand after he took carbolic acid Wednesday evening. A letter to Father O'Neil of the Catholic church announced his intent to take his life. Other witnesses testified before the inquest.
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Arthur Green
Pierre
Eunice
O'Neil
Castle May Hold On As Post Office Auditor
Washington on November 28 reports that Captain Henry A Castle is practically certain to continue in his current role as auditor of the post office department if he wishes. His record and last annual report are cited as evidence of his capability and added prestige within the department.
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Post Office
James E. Erwin
Washington
G. W. Beavers
August Machen
San Francisco
United States
Peacock
Chicago
Funston
Henry
A. Castle
Postoffice Department
Department
Brakeman Killed in Switch Accident at Wheatland
Northern Pacific brakeman Bert Michals slipped while switching and was crushed under a car. He died from severed limbs. The body was sent to his home in Rensseelaer Indiana.
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Wheatland
N. C
Northern Pacific
Bert Michals
Rensgelaer
Ind
Hanging of Frank Clark in Kalioka for assault
Keokuk Nov 28 reports Frank Clark an indigenous Mexican man was hanged at Kalioka Missouri for the July 25 assault on Ollie Heas. He faced the death penalty after conviction.
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Keokuk
Jaws
Frank Clark
Kalioka
Clark
Rssault
Ollie &Heas
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