Humorous Bits From Emmons Co. Record
A collage of wry observations and quips on public figures and events. References include Mark Twain, Sir Thomas Lipton, John Morgan, Carnegie, Russell Sage, Sousa, and a Panamanian canal note. A light, satirical roundup reflecting era sentiment and current curiosities.
Prince Henry Composes Quickstep Echoing U S Tour
Since his return to Germany Prince Henry has composed a march that, if it echoes his United States tour, takes the form of a brisk quickstep. The piece blends monarchical flair with early 20th century transatlantic musical influence.
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Germany
Prince Henry
United States
Edison Announces Simple Cheap Automobiles for All
Mr. Edison proclaims the invention of an automobile so simple in construction and so affordable that any prudent man can own one without issuing bonds.
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Mr. Edison
Bradhurst Osgood Field and Vanderbilt ties spark uncertainty
William Bradhurst Osgood Field, tied by marriage to the Vanderbilt family, faces a range of possible outcomes as his disposition suggests his troubles may be ending or merely beginning.
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William Bradhurst Osgood Field
Vanderbilt
New York Girl Rescues Home by Thinking What a Man Would Do
A New York girl who saved her home from fire by trying to think what a man would do and then doing it shows she has not absorbed Sarah Grand's critique of "merge man." The remark highlights evolving views on gender roles and courage in a society mixing traditional expectations with women’s agency.
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New York
Sarah Grand
King Victor Emmanuel and the Morgan Name Dilemma
A satirical note questions whether King Victor Emmanuel will visit many royal courts while skipping J Pierpont Morgan for a private chat. It recalls Morgan’s choice to surrender $12,000 rather than alter his name and jokes that many would change names to fit in, even adopting common surnames like Smith or Jones.
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Victor Emmanuel
J. Pierpont Morgan
Missouri
Smithsonian Institute of Curiosities
Smith
Jones
Lord Kitchener Praises Boers Amid War Effort
Lord Kitchener lauds Boer courage steadfastness and skill. Any praise now adds to the workload of his already demanding task. Harry de Windt the Arctic explorer found starving near Behring Sea is urged to cheer up and awaits civilised perquisites of a hero.
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Lord Kitchener
Harry de Windt
Behring Sea
Disappointed in Death Man and Morgan Wit
A New Jersey man dies by his own action amid love disappointment. The piece contrasts Morgan in England with the absence of similar remarks about Prince Henry, noting Morgans superior twist of the wrist.
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New Jersey
J. Pierpont Morgan
England
Kaiser
Prince Henry
Morgan
European noble loses 350000 at baccarat hits headlines
Count August Potocki, aide to the czar, reportedly lost 350000 in a baccarat game last week. The anecdote sparks American gamblers to claim superior skill. Jimmy Whistler sues again over noisy carpenters near his home, while pursuing art.
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August Potocki
Baccarat
Uncle Sam avoids strikes while others face labor woes
The piece argues that the United States government remains free from labor strife while other employers suffer strikes, and vaguely alludes to royal conspiracy rumors about King Edward being crowned secretly.
Frank White Renominated by North Dakota G.O.P.
At Fargo the Republican state convention nominated Frank White for governor and David Bartlett for lieutenant governor by acclamation. The ticket includes state officers and a slate for Congress and judiciary. Delegates debated prohibition resubmission and election law reform amid heated but orderly proceedings.
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Thomas Marshall
B. F. Spalding
Frank White
David Bartlett
E. F. Porter
H. L. Holmes
D. H. McMillan
W. L. Stockwell
C. N. Finch
Fred Leutz
R. J. Turner
Mailroads
C. J. Lord
J. F. Shea
Andrew Schatz
Supreme Court
J. M. Cochrane
North Dakota
Republican Party
Legislative Assembly
Grand Forks
Pembina
Oliver
Ransom
Streeter
Pierce
Ward County
Grand” Forks
la Moure L. B. Hanna
Fargo
Central Committee
R. S. Adams
Lisbon
T F. Marshall
House
J. F. Callahan
Casselton
B. K. Spalding
A. B. Cox
Bartlett
Griggs
White
Ames in Bad Shape Detective Reports to Minneapolis
Detective Charles Nelson returns to Minneapolis after weeks away and reports that Doc Ames is gravely ill and unlikely to survive in the city. He notes the mayor aged and worn by threats to his administration, while Fred Ames is expected back by week’s end after his trial.
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Nelson
Minneapolis
Charles Nelson
Doc Ames
Fred Ames
Ames Brothers' Coup Discussed at Palmer House
A conference at the Palmer House in Chicago involved Mayor A A Ames of Minneapolis, his wife Mrs Ames, and Fred Ames with Capt Alfred Coffin possibly present. The mayor introduced himself as “the house surgeon of West Baden” to hotel management, and it was only by evening that guests were revealed as the mayor and his wife.
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Chicago
Palmer House
A. A. Ames
Minneapolis
Ames
Fred Ames
Alfred Coffin
Dr. Ames
Mayor Ames
Rusty Nail Kills Girl in La Crosse After Apparent Heal
Eight year old daughter of Mr and Mrs George Harris of North La Crosse died of lockjaw in La Crosse Wisconsin on July 25 after a rusty nail scratch appeared to heal. She suffered two days with throat pains and neck and arm rigidity before death despite medical help.
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la Crosse
Wis
George Harris
North la Crosse
Helena Water Works Injunction Keeps City Supplied
Helena Montana July 26 Judge H C Smith issued a temporary injunction on city request prohibiting the Helena Water Works from turning off water for fire and sewerage needs. The company warned it would shut off water for nonpayment of 1500 dollars for June. The court order returns July 30.
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Helena
Mont
H. C. Smith
District Court
Helena Water Works Company
Corner Stone Laid for Grand Forks Masonic Temple
Grand Forks North Dakota July 26 The corner stone of the new Masonic temple was laid last night with elaborate ceremonies. Grand Master Stockwell of Grafton laid the stone assisted by Masonic dignitaries from all parts of the state. The edifice will be a handsome one costing 30000 dollars. A banquet followed at Masonic hall with addresses by prominent Masons.
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Grand Forks
N. D
Stockwell
Grafton
Masonic Hall
Killed By His Appetite: Sioux Falls Clerk Found Dead
Richard D. Smith once a leading Sioux Falls clerk was found dead on the Broad Prairie southwest of the city. His life was wrecked by drinking and he had been mildly insane for days before dying alone last afternoon.
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South Dakota
Sioux Falls
S. D
Richard D. Smith
Labor Leader for Congross Nomination in Iowa
John P. Reece of Albia Lee county was nominated by the Sixth district Democrats to oppose John F. Lacey in congress. Reece is president of the Iowa State Mineworkers. Governor La Follette plans to review the First regiment and battery of the Wisconsin National Guard at Camp Douglas in Madison with dates set Aug 4 Aug 14 15 and Aug 21 for subsequent units.
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Committee On
William McKinley
Roosevelt
The
United States
Reece
Oppoagace
Oskaloosa
Iowa
John P. Reece
Albia
Lee County
Sixth
John F. Lacey
Congress
Iowa State Mineworkers
la Follette
Madison
Wis
Gov. la Follette
Camp Douglas
Caval
Unidentified man killed in car collision near Eau Claire
In Eau Claire Wisconsin on July 26 a man killed between Eau Claire and Arizona remains unidentified. The coroner’s jury found the identity unknown and excused the railroad from blame.
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Eau Claire
Wis
Eau’.Clalie
Arizona
Drowned While Bathing in Red River
Wahpeton North Dakota on July 26 a company of boys bathing in the Red river saw George Chezick aged seventeen drown last evening. The body has not been recovered.
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Wahpeton
N D
Red River
George Chezick
North Dakota Sees Scorching Heat Wave
A dispatch from Lisbon reports a hot test day on July 26 with temperatures above 90 degrees. The intense heat damaged crops after a prolonged spell of abnormally cool weather.
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North Dakota
Lisbon
Horse Traders Reunion in Pierre Fort Pierre Horse Fair
Pierre South Dakota hosts a horse fair on the sixth of next month inviting horse owners and buyers to meet and engage in sales of any number, as traders assemble for the event.
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Reunion
Pierre
S. D
Fort Pierre
Drownings in Winnipeg and Saxony King Suffering Pneumonia
Winnipeg report states Private Espi¢ and Trumpeter Davey of Canadian mounted rifles drowned when their boat struck a pier at the Main Street bridge. Private Cuiston escaped. In Dresden, King George of Saxony, who ascended after Albert's death, is ill with pneumonia.
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Pplvite
Winnipeg
Man
Espi
Davey
Canadian Mounted Rifles
Assinniboine
Main Street
Cuiston
Dresden
George of
Saxony
Albert
Pests swarm Milwaukee as mosquitoes burden city life
Swarms of mosquitoes flood Milwaukee causing hardship for residents and animals. Horses balk or flee as men struggle to cope with pervasive insects. Eyes, lungs, and clothing suffer while citizens seek relief from the persistent nuisance.
Mosquito Plague Strikes Milwaukee City Homes
Milwaukee reports severe mosquito infestation with widespread bites on both people and animals. Smudge fires on East Side lawns illuminate evenings as workers halt grading projects and residents shield children, fearing swarm attacks that drive people indoors and disrupt labor.
Meat Merger Completed Swift and Armour Interests
Chicago July 27 reports claim the Swift and Armour merger is completed, boosting Swift stock to 150 locally and higher in Boston. The deal would swap each Swift share for two preferred and one common in the new combine, with G F Swift to lead. Swift and his son Louis F Swift had just returned from St Paul where control of the stock yards was discussed.
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Swift and Armour
Chicago
la Salle Street
Swift
Boston
G. F. Swift
Louis F. Swift
St. Paul
Severe Storm Ruins Crops in Minnesota Valley
A north wind storm near Winona Minnesota on July 27 caused extensive damage in the Little Waman dee valley. Lowlands flooded washing away wheat and barley in shock. August Schoepp’s farm barn blown down five horses and several cows killed. Alma Ridge grain beaten to ground and gardens ruined.
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Winona
Minn
Here
Little
Wamandee
August Schoepp
Alma Ridge
Unknown man killed by passenger train near Evansville
Fergus Falls Minnesota July 27 A Great Northern east bound passenger train struck a man walking on the track a short distance from Evansville The impact crushed his head No papers were found except a letter from a woman at Leaf Mountain the envelope was gone and his name could not be ascertained
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Wan
Fergus Falls
Minn
Great Northern
Evansville
Leaf Mountain
Postmaster General Payne to Oyster Bay for maneuvers
Postmaster General Payne and his wife will depart Milwaukee for New York today. Mrs. Payne will stay there while Mr. Payne proceeds to Oyster Bay at the president’s summons. He will remain near New York for naval maneuvers and spend three weeks with the fleet.
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Milwaukee
Payne
New York
Mr. Payne
Oyster Bay
General Roundup of Cattle Concludes in Sturgis
Sturgis South Dakota July 27 The annual general round-up of cattle has been finished. The beef round-up will begin about August 10.
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Uv Cormntetes
Sturgis
S. D
Absconder Arnold Kroeger Arrested in San Francisco
Arnold Kroeger alias Frank Miller was arrested here yesterday on charges of absconding and embezzling 36000 marks from a post office in Erensost Frichlam Germany.
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Germany
San Francisco
Arnold Kroeger
Frank Miller
Erensost
Frichlam
Wealthy cattle owner Edward Philbrook reported drowned
Forsythe dispatch to the Miner says Edward Philbrook a wealthy cattle owner in Eastern Montana has drowned. No details are available yet.
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Butte
Mont
Forsythe
Edward Philbrook
Philbrook
Montana
Chicago Millionaires Back an Airship Project
Chicago capitalists led by John W. Gates and John A. Drake back an airship plan. A $3,000,000 corporation forms to back a machine claimed to fly at 250 miles per hour. Drake, a Tennessee country doctor, seeks to enter aerial races at the St Louis exposition. Gates commits $100,000 to the venture.
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Chicago
John W. Gates
John A. Drake
Isaac L. Ellwood
John Lambert
Orson C. Wells
L. Drake
Winchester
Tenn
St. Louis Exposition
Gates
Drake
Bogus Railroad Ticket Gang Arrested in Chicago
Four men and a woman, alleged to form a railroad ticket forgery gang, were arrested by Chicago detectives. Police raided their headquarters after the arrests and found 4,000,000 dollars worth of bogus tickets and a full toolkit for forgery. Charles J Allardt, head of the gang and operator of the National ticket office at 192 Clark Street, faces two indictments. Authorities say Western roads and many Eastern lines were defrauded for thousands of dollars.
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Chicago
Central
Charles J. Allardt
National Ticket Office
Clark Street
Allardt
Churchill in Politics Candidate Churchill to seek NH seat
Concord New Hampshire July 27 Winster Churchill author will likely be a notable figure in the next state legislature He has told residents of Cornish his summer home that he is a candidate for membership He spends about half the year in New Hampshire and regards it as his political home Voters in Cornish are projecting a near unanimous vote for him
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New Hampshire
Concord
N. H
Winster Churchill
Cornish
Churchill
Dams Broke Flood Irwin Town Widespread Flooding
A severe storm last night flooded the western part of Irwin Pennsylvania after two dams broke. Houses, bridges and road sidings along Coal Hollow were washed away. The Westmoreland car plants suffered thousands in damage and many coal shafts and bridges in the countryside were flooded or destroyed.
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Irwin
Coal Hollow
Oart Road
Westmoreland
Clarence Mackay Learns of Father’s Death At Sea
Clarence H Mackay son of John W Mackay Queenstown July 27 traveled on Cunard Campania from New York arriving today and learned of his father’s death by wireless telegraphy at 3 pm July 24 from westbound Saxonia. The news drew many telegrams and widespread sympathy among Campania passengers.
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Clarence Mackay
Mackay
John W. Mackay
Queenstown
Clarence H
Cunard Line
Campania
New York
Saxonia
Cuban Finances Budget Calls for 3 917 363 for Education
In Havana on July 27 a cabinet meeting reported by Senor Vero secretary of public instruction proposed a education budget of 3 917 363 dollars. Senor Diaz secretary of public works presented Camp Columbia property value at 256 000 dollars.
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Havana
Senor Vero
Planters of larger West Indian inland seek annexation
Kingston Jamaica July 27 Planters of the larger West Indian islands express talk of annexation to the United States driven by dissatisfaction over the Imperial government aid to the sugar industry. Newspapers reject the idea yet annexation sentiment grows among planters.
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Inlanda
Kingston
Jam
West Indian Islands
United States
Puzzle for Doctors How to Account for Life Remaining After Wounds
Baltimore July 27 The coroner investigates the death of Mrs. Cecilia M Sullivan from bullet wounds. She lived eighteen hours with conscious periods, suffering three major wounds including a through the heart and a wound penetrating the stomach liver and spleen, plus a grazing bullet.
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Baltimore
Cecilia M. Sullivan
Dan Condon Found Dead After Fall in Cedar Falls
Dan Condon’s body was found in an alley in Cedar Falls Iowa at midnight with a broken neck. He had fallen fourteen feet from a stair landing and was described as despondent and out of work.
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Cedar Falls
Iowa
Dan Condon
Miles selects Babcock as chief of staff
Washington July 27 Lieut Gen Nelson A Miles has chosen Col John B Babcock senior colonel of the adjutant general s department as his chief of staff to succeed Gen Thomas Ward retired
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Miles
Washington
Nelson A. Miles
John B. Babcock
Adjutant General's Department
Thomas Ward
Lawler to Ask Balfour on Atlantic Shipping Policy
London July 27 Thomas Gibson Lawler Conservative will invite Mr Balfour in the house of commons next Monday to state the governments policy regarding the Atlantic shipping question.
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Balfour
London
Thomas Gibson Lawler
House of Commons
Demolition Ordered for Santo Stefano Clock Tower
A technical commission has ordered the demolition of the Santo Stefano clock tower in Venice due to signs of collapse. Several buses are also ordered demolished as a safety measure.
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Santo Stefano
Venice
Passengers Suffer Serious Injuries In Incident
Several travelers were injured in a reported incident. Authorities indicated multiple people sustained serious injuries, prompting emergency response and transport to local hospitals for treatment. Investigators are reviewing dash cam footage and witness statements to determine causes and accountability.
Panhandle wreck near Xenia kills several in Pullman blaze
At Trebits Station near Xenia Ohio Panhandle Limited wrecked after striking a misplaced coal car. Engineer Clark of Xenia burned beneath the engine, two women and a man perished in flames aboard a Pullman while others were injured as trains and tracks were torn up, delaying traffic for miles.
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Dayton
Ohio
Clark
Xenia
Panhandle Limited
St. Louis
New York
Trebins
Clarke
Cincinnati
Hamilton & Dayton
Panhandle Parellel
Terrible railroad wreck near McConnellsville Ohio
Two killed, two fatally, and twenty two seriously injured were reported after a passenger train on the Ohio and Little Kanawha failed on a trestle south of McConnellsville. The rear coach turned over twice, fell forty feet, and was destroyed. the trestle was said to be weakened by recent flood. Thirty passengers were aboard.
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McConnellsville
Ohio
Muskingum Valley
Ohio & Little Kanawha
Tesla Says Wireless Power From Air Could Move Ships Fast
New York July 26 Nicola Tesla announces complete invention to transmit electrical energy without wires and power vehicles and ships from the air. He has built a guarded powerhouse at Wardenclyffe Long Island and plans a public announcement after securing patents for his system.
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Mr. Tesla
New York
Nicola Tesla
Europe
Warden Clyffe
Long Island
Kitchener Offers Kruger Ox Wagon to City of London
London reports General Kitchener will give the city a fully equipped ox wagon that formerly belonged to President Kruger of the Transvaal. The pon pomp was mounted on the wagon during the war and the offer has been accepted by the lord mayor.
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Kitchener
City of London
Kruger
London
Gen. Kitchener
Transvaal
Taft Sails for Manila with Taft party from Naples
The German steamer Prinzess Irene departed for Manila carrying Gov. Taft Judge Smith and Secretary Carpenter. Capt. Strother, ill, left for New York on the Aller. Naples reports the voyage dated July 26.
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Philippines
Haly
Naples
Manila
Gov. Taft
Judge Smith
Carpenter
Strother
London Reports No New Smallpox Cases After Long Gap
London authorities reported no fresh cases of smallpox yesterday, the first such quiet period in a very long time. Health officials warned the public to remain vigilant and continue vaccination efforts as surveillance remains high.
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London
Submarine volcanic eruption near Horta rocks Fayal
Intense heat marked a submarine volcanic eruption off Horta in Fayal island. A great incandescent rock was ejected, as Lisbon reports on July 26 in Azores waters.
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Lisbon
N. C
Azores Islands
Horta
Fayal
Heaviest hail storm grips Scottdale Pa area
In Scottdale Pennsylvania on July 26 a ferocious hail storm swept the region, plunging the area into darkness and causing widespread damage. Homes, businesses and farms suffered extensive destruction as hail battered town and country, with losses estimated in the thousands of dollars.
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Scottdale
Storm Tears Through Lincoln and Cream Killing Cattle and Horses
A severe storm struck Lincoln, with a barn at August Schoepp's Cream property toppled. The disaster resulted in the death of three horses and multiple cattle, marking a total loss for the farm.
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Alma
Wis
Lincoln
August Schoepp
Cream
Teenager in Mer. Prentice Dies by Paris Green
Connor F. Goffin nineteen living eight miles west of Mer. Prentice Wis. died several hours after ingesting paris green an amount described as potent in a local incident. The death occurred July 27 and authorities are reporting the manner as self inflicted.
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Paris Green
Mer
Prentice, Wis
Connor F. Goffin
Here
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