Mixed humorous items from the Emmons Co. Record column
A collage of satirical notes on figures like Sir Thomas Lipton and Mark Twain. Mentions include the Panama canal, John Ping Pong Morgan, Mary MacLane’s scandals, Carnegie buying libraries, a pickle trust at picnic season, and Russell Sage dividends. Also references to Sousa marches and a Peoria Prohibition convention rain of cash.
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Peoria
Prince Henry’s Return Sparks New Quickstep March
Since his return to Germany Prince Henry has composed a march, but if it is at all reminiscent of his tour through the United States it must be a quickstep.
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Germany
Prince Henry
United States
Edison Announces Simple, Affordable Automobile For All
Mr. Edison declares a new automobile is easy to build and inexpensive enough for any prudent man to own without issuing bonds, signaling a revolutionary shift in personal transport.
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Mr. Edison
Field’s Vanderbilt Marriage Sparks Uncertain Troubles
William Bradhurst Osgood Field, now allied with the Vanderbilt family by marriage, faces a possible end to his troubles or commencement of new ones, depending on his disposition.
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William Bradhurst Osgood Field
Vanderbilt
New York Girl’s Fire Heroism Reflects Old Debate
A New York girl who saved her home from fire by thinking like a man shows little uptake of Sarah Grand's critique of male dominance. The remark about doing what a man would do underscores ongoing tensions between practical courage and gendered expectations in society.
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New York
Sarah Grand
King Victor Emmanuel Considers Royal Court Tour
The monarch weighs visits to major European courts and ponders whether to meet prominent financier J Pierpont Morgan for a quiet discussion, signaling high level diplomacy and informal talks in political circles.
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Victor Emmanuel
J. Pierpont Morgan
Missouri man who kept name and kept twelve thousand
A Missouri man reportedly chose to keep his name and forewent a $12,000 offer rather than change his surname. The remark suggests many would adopt common names like Smith or Jones for such a payoff.
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Missouri
Smithsonian Institute of Curiosities
Smith
Jones
Lord Kitchener Praises Boers Amid War Effort
Lord Kitchener lauds Boer courage steadfastness and military skill. Any credit given to the Boers will increase the scope of the work he has to complete in the ongoing campaign.
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Lord Kitchener
Heroic returns await Arctic explorer Harry de Windt
Harry de Windt, the Arctic explorer found starving near the Behring Sea, is expected to regain his strength and enjoy the privileges accorded to a real hero once he reaches civilization.
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Harry de Windt
Behring Sea
New Jersey Man Dies By Own Action From Love Disappointment
A New Jersey man killed himself after heartbreak. He might have sent a wireless message from his current workplace to reveal his sorrow over lost love.
Morgan in England Sparks Kaiser Label in Memory
The passage notes that as J Pierpont Morgan toured England he was mocked as the American Kaiser while Prince Henry faced no similar moniker. It highlights Morgan's reputedly superior wrist action.
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J. Pierpont Morgan
England
Kaiser
Prince Henry
Morgan
Count Potocki's Baccarat Night Shocks American Gambling Record
The news that Count August Potocki an aide to the czar cost $350,000 at baccarat one night last week causes American poker players to feel Europeans are breaking the hitherto unrivaled gambling record.
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August Potocki
Uncle Sam as No-Strike Employer Highlighted
The piece notes that the U S government remains largely free of labor strikes, contrasting it with private sector employers. It implies government workforces experience fewer conflicts and suggests systemic factors behind the tolerance.
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Sam
King Edward Hints at Secret Crowning Plan
A cryptic note suggests King Edward could surprise observers by a private coronation in the tesa parlor, avoiding prior notification to the press or public. The remark hints at stealth and spontaneity in a potential regal ceremony.
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Edward
Tesa
Frank White Renominated by North Dakota Republicans at Fargo
At the state convention in Fargo the Republican ticket was nominated by acclamation. Frank White was chosen for governor with David Bartlett as lieutenant governor and a full slate including E. F. Porter secretary of state H. L. Holmes treasurer D. H. McMillan and W. L. Stockwell among others. Resubmission and prohibition debates dominated proceedings as delegates approved party platforms and urged reform of election laws.
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Congress
Thomas Marshall
B. F. Spalding
Frank White
David Bartlett
E. F. Porter
H. L. Holmes
D. H. McMillan
W. L. Stockwell
C. N. Finch
Fred Leutz
R. J. Turner
C. J. Lord
J. F. Shea
Andrew Schatz
Supreme Court
J. M. Cochrane
Fargo
Old Town
Budge
State Committee
Dudley
Jewell
Central
Hamilton
State Central Committee
Little
Burleigh
Benson County
Sinness
Comstock
Central Committee
Cele C. Genry
Cass County
D. J. Laxdal
Pembina
G. W. Harrison
Ransom
Anton Swensrud
Bottineau
Carothers
Grand Forks
Col. Gearey
M. H. Jewell
L. A. Simpson
Stark
J. G. Forbes
Richland
Ormsby McHarg
Stutsman
Wallace Gatehouse
Foster
al Peterson Sargent
Ed Pierce
Martin Jacobson
Ward
R. A. Lex
McHenry
Republican Party
McKinley
Roosevelt
National Republican Party
North Dakota
Legislative Assembly
Oliver
Streeter
Slope
Pierce
Ward County
Church of Grand Forks
la Moure
L. B. Hanna
Adams
Lisbon
T F. Marshall
House
J. F. Callahan
Casselton
A. B. Cox
Bartlett
Griggs
White
David “Bartlett
Sargent County
Cavalier
Walter L. Stockwell
N. Frien
Nelson
J. Turner
Schultz
Wells
Towner
Shea
Corliss
Cochrane
The Appropriate Vehicle for Marketing Basket Phaeton
A Cincinnati Commercial Tribune item notes a woman’s habit of doing things properly and humorously claims she conducts marketing in a basket phaeton as the apt vehicle for her style.
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Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
Ames In Bad Shape Fronted by Nelson Report
Detective Charles Nelson returns to Minneapolis after weeks away and reports Doctor Ames is gravely ill with a sharp drawn face and rapid aging. The mayor shows signs of extreme strain from threats against his administration and the grand jury actions. Fred Ames is expected back by week’s end after his trial.
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Nelson
Minneapolis
Charles Nelson
Doc Ames
Fred Ames
Ames Brothers' Coup. Mayor and Brother Meet in Chicago
A conference at the Palmer House in Chicago on July 25 brought Mayor A. A. Ames of Minneapolis his wife Mrs. Ames and Fred Ames. Captain Alfred Coffin was expected but unconfirmed. The mayor, arriving from West Baden Indiana, presented a letter naming him as house surgeon and guests were initially described as nonofficial. It later emerged that the guests were the mayor and his wife.
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Chicago
Palmer House
A. A. Ames
Minneapolis
Ames
Fred Ames
Alfred Coffin
West Baden
Ind
Dr. Ames
Mayor Ames
Rusty nail kills girl in North La Crosse
In La Crosse Wisconsin on July 26 an eight year old girl, daughter of Mr and Mrs George Harris, died of lockjaw after a scratch on a nail had seemed to heal. She later suffered throat pains and grew rigid, despite medical care, dying after two days of agony.
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la Crosse
Wis
George Harris
North la Crosse
Helena water supply blocked by injunction
Helena Montana July 26 Judge H C Smith issued a temporary injunction on the city’s application restraining the Helena Water Works company from turning off water for fire and sewerage. The firm warned it would shut off service for nonpayment of 1500 dollars for June. Return date is July 30.
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Helena
Mont
H. C. Smith
District Court
Helena Water Works Company
Corner Stone Laid for Grand Forks Masonic Temple
Grand Forks North Dakota July 26 The corner stone of the new Masonic temple was laid with elaborate ceremonies. Grand Master Stockwell of Grafton laid the stone, assisted by Masonic dignitaries from across the state. The edifice will cost about 30000 dollars and a banquet followed at Masonic hall with speeches by prominent Masons.
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Grand Forks
N. D
Stockwell
Grafton
Masonic Hall
Killed by his appetite South Dakota man found dead
Richard D. Smith once a well known Sioux Falls clerk, died alone on the Broad Prairie southwest of the city. He had been mildly insane for days due to excessive drinking, and his body was found yesterday afternoon.
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South Dakota
Sioux Falls
Richard D. Smith
Labor Leader Nominee Reece Opposes Lacey in Sixth District
In Oskaloosa Iowa on July 26 John P. Reece president of the Iowa State Mineworkers was nominated by the Sixth district Democrats to oppose John F. Lacey for congress. La Follette plans troop reviews in Madison with state National Guard units scheduled Aug 4 Aug 14 or 15 and Aug 21.
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Reece
Lacey
Oskaloosa
Iowa
John P. Reece
Albia
Monroe County
Sixth
John F. Lacey
Congress
Iowa State Mineworkers
la Follette
Madison
Wis
Gov. la Follette
Camp Douglas
Mosquito Swarms Plague Milwaukee City Life
Milwaukee reports describe mosquitos overwhelming the city, forcing work stoppages and sheltering horses, with workers unable to hire on sites. Children, especially babies, suffer most as swarms invade streets and yards, leaving residents blinded and stung.
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Milwaukee
Beck & Otten
St. Francis
South Side
Ninth Street
Meat Merger Completed Swift and Armour Interests Unite
Chicago July 27 brokers on La Salle Street report a Swift Armour merger completed. Swift stock rose to 150 on the local market and two points higher in Boston amid eager buying. The deal reportedly exchanges each Swift share for two preferred and one common in the new company led by G F Swift. Louis F Swift and the elder Swift returned from St Paul where they had been negotiating control of the stock yards.
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Swift and Armour
Chicago
Swift and
Armour
la Salle Street
Swift
Boston
G. F. Swift
Swifts
Louis F. Swift
St. Paul
Severe storm wrecks crops near Winona Minnesota
A north of Winona storm damaged crops in the Little Waman dee valley. Lowlands flooded washout of wheat and barley. on August Schoepp farm a large barn blew down and five horses and several cows were killed. Alma Ridge grain beaten flat and gardens ruined.
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Considerab
Winona
Minn
Here
Wamandee
August Schoepp
Alma
Unknown man killed by passenger train near Evansville
A Great Northern eastbound passenger train struck a man walking on the track near Evansville in Fergus Falls Minnesota. The victim died from head injuries and no identification was found besides a letter from a woman at Leaf Mountain. The man's name is not yet known.
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Wan
Fergus Falls
Minn
Great Northern
Evansville
Leaf Mountain
Chicago Millionaires Back Air Ship Project
A Chicago group led by John W. Gates John A. Drake Isaac L. Ellwood John Lambert and Orson C. Wells forms a 3 million dollar corporation to back E L Drake a Winchester Tennessee doctor and inventor who claims a flying machine can reach 250 miles per hour. Gates commits 100000 to the venture hoping for a world beating aerial craft at the St Louis exposition.
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Chicago
John W. Gates
John A. Drake
Isaac L. Ellwood
John Lambert
Orson C. Wells
E. L. Drake
Winchester
Tenn
St. Louis Exposition
Gates
Drake
Bogus Railroad Ticket Ring Busted in Chicago
Chicago police arrested four men and his t woman forming a gang that forged railroad tickets. Authorities seized 4 000 000 dollars worth of bogus tickets and a full workshop of inks blank tickets and punches. Charles Allardt head of the group and linked to the National ticket office at 192 Clark Street faces two indictments. Police say Western and Eastern lines suffered thousands in losses.
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Chicago
Central
Charles J. Allardt
National Ticket Office
Clark Street
Allardt
Churchill to seek New Hampshire legislature seat
Concord New Hampshire July 27 Winster Churchill author will run for the state legislature He spends about half the year in Cornish his summer home and claims New Hampshire as his political home Voters in the Cornish area expect an almost unanimous vote for him
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New Hampshire
Concord
N. H
Winster
Churchill
Cornish
Dams Break Flood Irwin Pa Floods Town and Industry
A night storm floods Irwin Pennsylvania with two dams breaking. Western Irwin, Coal Hollow, and rail sidings wash away while the Westmoreland car shops suffer thousands in damage. Many coal shafts flood and dozens of bridges are destroyed.
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Irwin
Coal Hollow
Westmoreland
Clarence Mackay Learns of Father's Death by Wireless
Clarence H Mackay son of the late John W Mackay received news of his father's death by wireless telegraphy while aboard the Cunard Campania. He learned at 3 PM on July 24 as the Saxonia westbound steamer sent the message. Telegraphs flooded in from many passengers causing widespread sympathy among Campania travelers.
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Clarence Mackay
Newnan
Mackay
John Wa Mackay
Queenstown
Clarence H
Cunard Line
Campania
New York
Saxonia
Cuban Finances Budget Details for Education and Camp Columbia
Havana July 27. In cabinet session Senor Vero secretary of public instruction presented a education budget totaling 3 917 363 pesos. Senor Diaz secretary of public works estimated Camp Columbia buildings at 256 000 pesos.
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Callan
Havana
Senor Vero
Public Instruction
Senor Diaz
Public Works
Camp Columbia
Unidentified man killed in rail collision near Eau Claire
In Eau Claire Wisconsin on July 26 a man was killed by a train between Eau Claire and Arizona with the coroner's jury finding no identification and no blame assigned to the railroad.
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Eau Claire
Wis
Arizona
Drowned While Bathing In Red River
Wahpeton North Carolina July 26 A group of boys swimming in the Red river led to the drowning of seventeen year old George Chezick. His body has not been recovered.
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Wahpeton
N. C
Red River
George Chezick
Postmaster General Payne to Oyster Bay for naval maneuvers
Milwaukee dispatch reports Postmaster General Payne and his wife depart for New York with Mrs. Payne remaining there while Payne goes to Oyster Bay at the President’s summons. He will stay near New York during naval maneuvers and take a three week fleet vacation. The cattle round-up in Sturgis, South Dakota concludes with beef round-up planned to start about August 10.
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Summonell
Milwaukee
Payne
New York
Mr. Payne
Oyster Bay
Sturgis
Annexation talk grows among West Indian planters
Kingston Jamaica July 27 planters of the larger West Indian Islands consider annexation to the United States due to dissatisfaction with imperial aid to the sugar industry. Newspapers reject the idea yet annexation sentiment appears to be rising among planters.
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West Indian Islands
Kingston
Jam
United States
Imperial
Puzzle for Doctors Bullet Wounds Show Long Survival
Baltimore reports coroner's inquiry into Mrs. Cecilia M. Sullivan death from bullet wounds. She lived eighteen hours and stayed conscious at times, with wounds through the heart and into the stomach liver and spleen and a grazing heart wound. In Cedar Falls Dan Condon's body was found with a broken neck after a fourteen foot fall from a stairway. he was despondent and out of work.
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Baltimore
Cecilia M. Sullivan
Cedar Falls
Iowa
Dan Condon
Heat Roasts North Dakota Crops After Cool Spell
A dispatch from Lisbon reports an intense heat day in North Dakota with temperatures above 80 degrees. The scorcher damaged all late sown crops following a long stretch of unusually cool weather.
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North Dakota
Lisbon
Motxe Traders' Reunion Horse Fair at Fort Pierre
Pierre South Dakota hosts a horse fair on the sixth of next month inviting owners and buyers to gather and trade freely in any number of horses desired. The event aims to connect horse owners with prospective buyers during a community gathering.
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Reunion
Pierre
S. D
Fort Pierre
Fined for Calling on His Girl in Quarantine
Faribault Minnesota July 27 Michael D Kelly was fined 30 dollars for visiting his girlfriend while she was quarantined for diphtheria, violating quarantine regulations.
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Faribault
Minn
Michael D. Kelly
Kelly
Two Drown at Winnipeg in River Accident
Winnipeg May into July reports Private Espie and Trumpeter Davey of the Canadian Mounted Rifles drowned when their boat struck a Main Street bridge pier on the Assiniboine River. Private Calatonesc escaped, badly injured. King George of Saxony, who ascended June 10 after Albert's death, is ill with pneumonia.
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Winnipeg
Espie
Davey
Canadian Mounted Rifles
Assinine River
Main Street
Calatonesc
Lully
Dresden
George of
Saxony
Albert
Two Drown in Cedar River at Vinton
In Cedar Rapids on July 27 Mark Wescott 54 and Floyd Webster 15 drowned in the Cedar river near Vinton. Webster was swimming when he got beyond his depth and Wescott died attempting a rescue.
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Cedar Rapids
Iowa
Mark Wescott
Floyd Webster
Cedar River
Vinton
Webster
Wescott
Absconder and Embezzler Nabbed in San Francisco
Arnold Kroeger alias Frank Miller was arrested here on a charge of absconding and embezzling 36 000 marks from the Erensost post office in Frichlam Germany.
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Germany
San Francisco
Arnold Kroeger
Frank Miller
Erensost
Frichlam
Miles selects Babcock as chief of staff for Miles
Washington July 27 Lieut Gen Nelson A Miles names Col John B Babcock senior colonel of the adjutant general s department as his chief of staff to succeed Gen Thomas Ward retired.
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Miles
Washington
Nelson A. Miles
John B. Babcock
Adjutant General's Department
Thomas Ward
Wealthy cattle owner Edward Philbrook dead in drowning
Forsythe reports the drowning of Edward Philbrook, a wealthy and large cattle owner in Eastern Montana. No further details available. The notice comes from Butte with a special to the Miner dated July 25.
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Butte
Mont
Forsythe
Edward Philbrook
Philbrook
Montana
Lawler to Invite Balfour on Atlantic Shipping Policy
London July 27 Thomas Gibson Lawler Conservative will invite Mr Balfour next Monday in the house of commons to state the government policy on the Atlantic shipping question.
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Balfour
London
Thomas Gibson Lawler
House of Commone
Demolition Ordered for Santo Stefano Clock Tower
A technical commission has ordered the demolition of the Santo Stefano clock tower in Venice due to signs of collapse. Several surrounding houses are also to be demolished.
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Santo Stefano
Venice
Panhandle Train Wreck Leaves Four Dead Four Burned
An awful wreck of a panhandle passenger train results in four deaths by fire and many serious injuries to passengers. Officials investigate cause as crews battle flames and salvage remaining cars.
Deadly Panhandle wreck near Xenia leaves victims in flames
In daylight rail disaster near Trebits Station, Trebits near Xenia, Ohio, engineer Clarke of Xenia perished under the engine. A Pullman sleeper burned with two women and a man among the dead. A gas tank exploded and fires raged, while trains on parallel tracks were blocked and passengers injured.
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Dayton
Ohio
Clark
Xenia
Panhandle Limited
St. Louis
New York
Trebins
Clarke
Cincinnati
Hamilton & Dayton
Panhandle Parellel
Terrible railroad wreck near McConnellsville Ohio
A north bound passenger train on the Ohio & Little Kanawha Railway derailed on a trestle near McConnellsville, dropping forty feet after the rear coach turned over twice. Two killed, two fatally injured, twenty two seriously hurt out of thirty aboard. Weakened trestle due to flood likely cause.
Tesla Claims Wireless Power From Air For Global Use
New York reports Nicola Tesla announces a completed invention to send wireless messages across thousands of miles and to power ocean liners and trains from the air. He has built a large fenced power plant at Wardenclyffe Long Island and plans a public reveal soon after securing patents.
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Mr. Tesla
New York
Nicola Tesla
Europe
Tesla
Warden Clyffe
Long Island
Kitchener Offers Kruger Ox Wagon to City of London
London officials announce Gen. Kitchener will donate a fully equipped ox wagon once belonging to President Kruger. The city has accepted the gift, noting the wagon bore a pompom during the war and was offered as a souvenir.
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Kitchener
City of London
Kruger
London
Transvaal
Taft Sails for Manila With Taft Party
Gov Taft Judge Smith and Secretary Carpenter sail from Naples aboard the German steamer Prinzesses Irene bound for Manila. Captain Struther of Taft’s party is ill and leaves for New York aboard the Aller.
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Philippines
Italy
Naples
Manila
Gov. Taft
Judge Smith
Carpenter
Struther
New York
Lloyd Line
Aller
London Reports No New Smallpox Cases for First Time in H years
London officials announced yesterday no fresh smallpox cases were reported for the first time in a very long period. The update comes from the city health authorities in London dated July 25.
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London
Kear
Submarine volcanic eruption reported near Fayal island
July reports from Hisbon North Carolina describe an intensely hot submarine volcanic eruption off Horta Fayal. A great incandescent rock was thrown up. In Scottdale Pennsylvania hailstorms hit early last evening causing extensive property damage, with thousands of dollars in losses across towns and countryside.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hisbon
N. C
Azores Islands
Horta
Fayal
Scottdale
Severe storm tears through Alma area injuring barn and stock
A storm swept Alma Wisconsin on July 27 leveling August Schoepp creamery barn. The large structure collapsed killing three valuable horses and injuring cattle. Local authorities report a total loss of the barn and stock.
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Alma
Wis
Lincoln
August Schoepp
Paris Green Suicide Near Prentice Wisconsin
Connor F Goffin a nineteen year old boy eight miles west of Prentice Wisconsin died after taking Paris green. He lived several hours after the act before succumbing to the poison in the local home.
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Paris Green
Prentice, Wis
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