Quips and Quarrels Flit Through Reader’s Notice Board
A string of satirical items from Emmons County note New York’s one cent meal idea a Philadelphia wife chasing divorce over an after bonnet and jokes about crime finance and high society. The column lampoons figures from Missouri to Kipling with sly puns and global quirks.
Rhody delivers late jumper to seal win
In a tense game Jesse fired a fast shot to the lane for a quick three point cushion while Rhody added a decisive daisy cutter in the final moments, sending the contest to its finish with a dramatic score.
German author catalogs 25000 German cuss words
A German writer releases a dictionary listing 25 000 profanities. If all are German, the language may spread more easily. Meanwhile a Chicago divorce suit reveals domestic conflict as Mrs Daisy A Gentleman alleges her husband hit her. A thief who borrows from her husband to aid charity could justify a larger private loan during club meetings.
Thief Returns Jewel Stolen From a Church
A thief who returned a church jewel believes he atoned by fear. the paper doubts repentance based on fear. The incident centers on the theft and return of a religious jewel and the moral judgment of the act.
You can never discourage a woman about loving
A reflective line notes that a woman finds love through her husband, children, or even pets, suggesting adaptive affection regardless of circumstances. The statement promotes resilience in women's emotional attachments and domestic roles.
Aguinaldo's generous mother in law aid praised by critics
The claim that Aguinaldo provides liberally for his mother in law will garner praise until it is noted that all such provisions are drawn from Uncle Sam's commissary, revealing a government supplied base rather than private largesse.
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Aguinaldo
Uncle Sam
Barber Receives $3000 Check From Tobacco Company
A Richmond barber earned a $3000 check on Sunday from President Duke of the American Tobacco Company to clear a church debt. The payment was for work done on Sunday and is not expected to cause the church to refuse the funds.
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Richmond
Duke
American Tobacco Company
Those Hoboken maidens pray for husbands in vain
A reflection suggests that young Hoboken women seeking husbands should instead appeal to men directly, turning their efforts toward inviting suitors rather than relying on passive hopes, urging practical steps to attract partners.
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Hoboken
Massachusetts Court Rules Buckets Earn Back Losses
The Massachusetts supreme court ruled that individuals who lose money in bucket shops may recover. Those who succeed in reclaiming funds could potentially profit by showcasing their case nationwide.
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Massachusetts Supreme Court
Preacher Seeks Brass Band for Church Service
A New York preacher advocates a brass band in his church to spread the Christianizing influence of good music. He cites scripture for cymbals but questions rights to include trombone and snare drum.
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New York
Divorce suit filed by New England minister's wife
The wife of a New England minister sues for divorce claiming the strain of leading sewing societies and presiding at missionary meetings is ruining her disposition. She asserts the judge and jury see she has just cause for separation.
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New England
Riot kills civic guard as socialist mob attacked Lourain Belgium
Reported riot at Lourain Belgium where civic guard were killed and a mob of socialists attacked. Five killed twelve wounded. In another place ten rioters were wounded by police.
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Civic Guard
Quiet Reigns in Brussels Amid Suffrage Vote Aftermath
Fears of riots in Brussels did not materialize after the suffrage vote. Outside the city, strikes grow tense with a Socialist mob in Louvain clashing with police, five killed and twelve wounded. Bruges saw police clash with socialists, ten wounded. The chamber debated a constitutional revision, later rejected 86 to 64. A peaceful march by Socialist deputies preceded a quiet gathering at Maison du Peuple. The Labor party councils vow peaceful continuation of strikes as workers resume amid tension.
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Chamber of Deputies
Louvain
Bruges
Chamber
Maison du Peuple
van der Velde
Labor Party
Wrestling with the Treaty Three Reports Submitted
In Copenhagen on April 20 a secret session of the landsthing closed after presenting three reports on the Danish West Indies sale to the United States. The majority urged postponing ratification until a plebiscite or electoral vote of island electors and colonial council members occurs. The ministry favored unconditional ratification, while an independent block backed ratification after a plebiscite of island inhabitants. A public lands thing meeting is expected next Tuesday to adopt the majority report.
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Coperhagen
Danish West Indies
United States
Colonial Council of the
Islands
Hansbrough Bill To Benefit Fort Rice Settlers
Washington April 20 A bill by Senator Hansbrough aims to let settlers on the Fort Rice abandoned military reservation in North Dakota file final proof under homestead law provisions. Senator McCumber also introduced a citizenship proof bill to correct errors or omissions by officials in attaching required evidence, seeking to restore rights of settlers whose citizenship proof was insufficient.
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Washington
Hansbrough
Fort Rice
North Dakota
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McCumber
Creedon Quits After Fifth Round In Jackson Match
Australian boxer Dan Creedon quits at the end of round five in a scheduled twenty round bout with Young Peter Jackson at the Eu reka Athletic club in Baltimore. Creedon cites stomach punches making him sick, referee announces Creedon unable to continue, and the crowd accepts the decision as accurate.
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Hin
Baltimore
Dan" Creedon
Australia
Peter Jackson
Eureka Athletic Club
Bobby” Dodds
Creedon
White
Marque Sold for Five Thousand Dollars in Nashville
Nashville horse trade report: T.8 Stevens sells the filly Marque to Pat Dunne for $5000. Marque finished second to Flora Pomona in the Tennessee Oaks, highlighting the strong showing in the stakes race.
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Brinas
Nashville
Tenn
Stevens
Pat Dunne
Marque
Flora Pomona
Factory Burned in Appleton Plant Fire
Appleton Wisconsin April 20 The plant of Stannard and White manufacturers of locomotive cabs and seats was destroyed by fire at an early hour yesterday morning.
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Appleton
Wis
Stannard & White
Break in Peruvian Cabinet Resigns War Minister
Lima April 20 Col J Jiminez minister of war resigns. Other cabinet members likely to resign.
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Lima
Peru
Col. J. Jiminez
Last Body Recovered From Negaunee Mine Disaster
Ishpeming Mich April 20 The body of Angelo Carill the last victim of the Negaunee mine disaster of Jan 7 was recovered yesterday The body was found within twenty feet of the shaft Miners had been digging for it for a month
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Ishpeming
Mich
Angelo Carill
Negaunee
To Attend Alfonso's Coronation
New York reports Dr. J. L. M. Curry sails on the steamship Staten dam with Mrs. Curry as the United States special representative to attend the coronation of the king of Spain in April.
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Alfonso
New York
J. L. M. Curry
Spain
United States
Statendam
Curry
Bank Safe Blown by Burglars in Maiden Rock
Maiden Rock Wisconsin April 17 burglars attempted an early morning bank explosion at four o clock. The blast wrecked several buildings and woke the town. The safe blowers escaped on a hand car.
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Maiden Rock
Wis
Prisoner Cremated in Unexplained Jail Fire
At 10 o clock last night a mysterious blaze swept through the Eveleth jail leaving one Finnish prisoner dead as the sole occupant. Fire crews fought the flames but the cause remains unknown and the incident is being investigated.
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Eveleth
Minn
Oneida Indian Heir to Michigan Property Revealed
In Duluth on April 20 an Oneida Indian named Geronimius Silas, a Northern Pacific brakeman, is discovered heir to about $5,000 of property in Michigan near the Oneida reservation. Judge J B Miklecoff traced a 1901 deed to a farm worth 1500 dollars and found a pending Oneida allotment for the mother and for Silas.
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Geronimius Silas
Duluth
Northern Pacific Railroad
Lake Superior
Michigan
Oneida Reservation
J. B. Miklecoff
Middlecoff
Silas
Stockmen Protest Unloading In Transit Rule
The North Montana Round-up association adopted a resolution in Helena urging repeal of in transit unloading for stock between Colorado Wyoming inspections and health certificates. They asked Congress to extend unloading limit from twenty four to forty eight hours and endorsed irrigation, the oleomargarine bill, and W E Skinner for livestock manager at the St Louis fair.
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Helena
Mont
North
Montana
Colorado
Wyoming
Congress
W. E. Skinner
St. Louis Fair
Brilliant Military Ball Honors Gov Cummins at Iowa Uni
The University of Iowa held a grand military ball under Col. George R. Burnett in honor of Governor A. B. Cummins. Gov Cummins and staff attended in full regalia with 200 participants joining the grand march as the battalion and staff greeted guests.
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Iowa City
Iowa
University of Iowa
George R. Burnett
A. B. Cummins
University
Good Berry Crop Report From Sparta Wisconsin Growers
Berry growers near Sparta Wisconsin report successful wintering of strawberry beds and bushberry canes. Winter was cold and dry, but prospects look promising for a strong crop with favorable weather ahead. The Sparta area ships hundreds of carloads yearly and employs many hundred pickers from June to September.
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Winconsin
Sparta
Wis
Mmany
Husband an insane hermit guardian named for spouse
Mrs J A Eveleth of a county mansion near Sioux City, Iowa, was appointed guardian of her husband who petitions to be of unsound mind. He reportedly left for California four years ago with a large sum of money, went missing, and was found living as a hermit in Los Angeles County. Eveleth is valued at about $75,000 and the couple has seven children, the youngest five.
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Iowa
Sioux City
J. A. Eveleth
California
Los Angeles County
Eveleth
George La Due Held for Grand Jury in Bemidji Murder Case
George La Due was committed to Crookston jail after a hearing on the murder charge of Eugene McGlauchlin. Accomplice John Berry faces his hearing today as state chemist Carel testifies the victim died from fishberry poison. The state asserts a strong case against both defendants.
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George la Due
Grand Jarry
Bemidji
Minn
Eugene McGlauchlin
Crookston
John Berry
Carel
Jail Sentences and Fines in Fargo Court
Fargo April 20 Judge Ami lon of the United States court sentenced a number of prisoners from the Bismarck term. Three men on liquor charges received sixty days in jail and fines of 100 dollars. The remaining defendants were fined 30 dollars each and given twenty days in jail on timber trespass charges.
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Fargo
N. D
Ami‘lon
United States Court
Bismarck
North Montana Round-up Holds Annual Meeting in Helera
The North Montana Round-up association conducted its annual business meeting in Helera Mont with executive sessions in the forenoon and afternoon. In the evening Jerry Simpson formerly of Kansas addressed the gathering at the Auditorium.
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Montana
Senaston
Helera
Mont
North
Harmless Bull Attacks Boy In Osage Iowa
Louie Cromer twelve year old son of a local farmer was attacked by a bull described as harmless and suffered two broken ribs and a broken ankle in the incident near Osage Iowa yesterday.
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Osage
Iowa
Louie Cromer
Here
Carnegie Site Chosen for Yankton Library Build
The Carnegie library will be built on the corner of Fourth and Capitol Streets in Yankton. Construction will start as soon as acceptable plans are submitted and approved.
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Yankton
8. D
Carnegie Library
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Capitol Streets
Suoh Ather
Farmer in Starbuck Hangs Himself in Minnesota
Starbuck Minnesota April 17 Hane Grease a highly respected farmer living three miles from town committed death by own action by hanging He leaves a large family in easy circumstances and is survived by relatives in the community The tragedy shocks local residents and follows his long service as a farmer in the area
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Starbuck, Minn
Handsome residence destroyed by fire in Lewiston
The handsome residence of J. L. Bright of Lewiston was destroyed by fire. Loss estimated at $6,000. Ta Monte North Dakota reports Jack Dwyer, longtime Engleville resident, died Friday from eating poisoned canned corn beef.
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Font
J. L. Bright
Lewiston
Ta Monte, N.D
Jack Dwyer
Engleville
Cuban Reciprocity Bill Passes House Amid Bitter Struggle
The Cuban reciprocity bill cleared the House by a large margin after a long, heated clash over removing the refined sugar differential. Republicans joined Democrats to overrule the chair and adopt the amendment, then pass the bill 247 to 52. The session featured sharp party divide, beet sugar lobby activity, and anticipated treaty terms with Cuba extending into 1903. Senate consideration opened on a Philippine government measure with pension bills and minor acts also advancing.
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House
Morris
Minnesota
Sherman
New York
Grosvenor
Ohio
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Stevens
McCleary
Tawney
Payne
Babcock
Roberts
Massachusetts
Cuba
United States
Senate
Philippine Islands
Farmer in murder case freed on self defense verdict
Charged with incest after killing niece Lydia Means in Henrietta, Oklahoma. W. H. Means of Lexington Missouri was discharged at Wewoka after evidence showed he acted in self defense following a serious stabbing by the woman.
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Muskogee
Ind
W. H. Means
Lexington
Lydia Means
Henrietta
Wewoka
Means
Robbed the Doctor Burglars hit Powers home in Menominee
Robbers entered Dr. Hutton’s residence in Powers and took $53 in currency. The district has seen several safes cracked recently, signaling a spate of burglaries in the area.
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Menominee, Mich
Hutton
Powers
Chone Wife by Photograph
George W. Brownback has selected a wife from women who answered his photo advertisement. He is busy sending back photos and arranging a forthcoming marriage.
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Chone
George W. Brownback
Song Writer Dead in Reading Pa April 20
The Rev. lips Tatro, a well known writer of verse and short stories, is dead in Reading. Her health had been poor for years and she had declined steadily for several months.
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Reading
Lips Tatro
Reverend Krell Dies by Own Hand in Laconia Parish
In Laconia Iowa on April 17 Rev Samuel Krell pastor of the Methodist church and former Philippine volunteer private servant to a small congregation is reported to have died by his own action. Authorities say the minister had served two years overseas.
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Laconia
Iowa
Samuel Krell
Bethodist Church
Philippines
Bank Safe Boom Hits Milligan in Beatrice Area
In Beatrice Nebraska on April 27 thieves blew the safe at The State Bank of Milligan in Fillmore County. They secured a considerable amount of money and fled the scene.
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Beatrice
Neb
State Bank of
Milligan
Fillmore County
North Dakota Land Boom and Rail Plans Foretold
A sweeping look at western North Dakota shows land prices rising as investors and settlers buy up acres. The Soo Line plans a Brad dock to Bismarck extension this season with rights of way, boosting freight rates and connecting with the Bismarck line. Rail competition, coal shipments, and new rail links spur growth, while brokers report strong sales, hotels fill, and tax rolls expand statewide.
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Missouri
North Dakota
Northern Pacific
Missouri River
Soo
Braddock
Emmons County
Bismarck
The
Green
Bismarck, Washburn
Great Falls
Washburn
Burleigh County
Mercer County
McKenzie
Milwaukee
Lincoln
Eureka
Linton
McLean County
Soo Roads
North Dakota Agricultural College Names Pharmacy Instructor
Charles H. Kimberly has been elected by the North Dakota Agricultural College board of trustees as instructor in pharmacy. A University of Ohio graduate, he now teaches science at Bellefontaine High School in Ohio and holds a state druggist's certificate. He completed a four year pharmacy program and held a chemistry fellowship at the same university.
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Agricultural College
Charles H. Kimberly
University of Ohio
North Dakota Agricultural College
Kimberly
Bellefontaine, O
Ohio
Move to shift West Virginia capital to Clarksburg
In Wheeling on April 19 the First district congressional committee inaugurated a campaign to move the state capital from Charleston to Clarksburg. A resolution backing the change was adopted unanimously and legislators would be instructed for Clarksburg. The committee set the congressional nominating convention in Wheeling for July 10.
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W. Va
Charleston
Clarksburg
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Fairmount College Seeks Discipline for Students
Wichita April 19 officials of Fairmount College ask Friends University officials to discipline students who accosted Prof Gavitt of Fairmount College escorting a woman from the Friends University church. The assailants overpowered him and ripped off part of his mustache in the incident.
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Wichita
Kan
Fairmount College
Friends ‘University
Gavitt
Fairmount
Friends University Church
Mustache
Aerial Tour Around Liberty Plan Shown For Summer
New York April 19 news reports M Santos Dumont will attempt to sail his airship over and around the Liberty station early this summer. The route would involve a noted city and international figures as demonstrations are arranged amid discussions of costs and safety by prominent New Yorkers.
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Clerical Man and Witty Exchange on Trusts
A humorous exchange features a clerical looking man in a rusty coat warning against reliance on riches and another jokester replying I invest my riches in trusts. The brief dialogue plays on wordplay and social satire in a sharp, period voice.
Table Talk on artificial honey from artificial bees
Mrs Kidder and Mr Kidder discuss synthetic honey produced by artificial flowers and bees, noting the idea with astonishment in a Philadelphia Press context.
Hall's Family Pills Promoted As Cure All
An advertisement touts Hall's Family Pills as the best cure for incurable diseases once thought to be blood and mucous related. It claims a century of demand, promising a hundred dollar reward for any failure and invites readers to request circulars and tests from Zeee Co in Toledo Ohio.
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Zeee Co
Toledo
Ohio
Ruggis ‘ Hall
Patriotism and politics among visitors described
A fragment discusses a foreign visitor praising America's freedom while Mr. Crogeroads notes apathy toward politics in their region and mentions that in 2021 parties retired from politics, allowing a soldier's widow to keep the post office, as reported by New York Weekly.
Cole’s Cure Tops Cough Medicine Sales
A. L. Woolsey of Merriam Park Minnesota proclaims Cole’s Cough Cure best among cough medicines. He says it is a great remedy and guarantees satisfaction, selling for 50 cents and backed by druggists.
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Cole
A. L. Woolsey
Merriam Park, Minn
Not to Be Drowned at Niagara Falls Quip
A short Chicago News quip notes the Niagara Falls water flow seems insufficient to drown out the surrounding noise. The exchange mocks the idea with a humorous if cryptic remark about the fall and its sounds.
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Myer
Chicago News
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children Ad
Claim of cure for feverishness bad stomach teething disorders and worms. Promoted by Mother Gray at Children’s Home New York with over 30 000 testimonials. Available at druggists 250 sample free address Olmsted LeRoy NY. A man makes a sweeping assertion when he fills his opponent's eyes with dust.
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New York
Ado Rees
Olmsted
LeRoy
N. Y
Putnam Faceless Dyes Sold By Drugists
Putnam Faceless Dyes are easy to use as soap with no mass or failures per package. Sold by druggists.
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