A Few Grins and a Railway Station Mistake
A comic scene on a wharf shows workers lunching when a thief swaps milk for strong coffee, prompting the remark about clever thieves. In a related bit, a magistrate session features a misunderstanding as a man seeks his wife’s described niece at a railway station, leading to a light misidentification exchange.
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Philadelphia Bulletin
Forerunners of Sickness Promoted by Foley Cathartic Tab
An old advertisement declares indigestion and constipation as forerunners of half the ills of mankind. It claims proper digestion prevents biliousness gas and sour stomach and promotes bowel cleansing and liver vigor with Foley Cathartic Tablet from Potts the Druggist.
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Potts
Telephone Operators Nicknamed In Cartoon Laugh
Cartoon Magazine jokes that telephone girls are called operators because they often cut conversations short. The quip uses wry humor about switchboard workers and phone etiquette.
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Tom
Cartoons Magazine
Foley’s Honey and Tar Compound Croups Relief Ad
Mothers praise Foley’s Honey and Tar Compound as the best remedy for croup coughs and colds. It cuts thick mucus clears phlegm opens air passages and eases hoarseness. The gasping struggle for breath gives way to quiet breathing and sleep. Potts the Drug gist. Adv. 1m
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Potts
Movie Star Recalls Missing Car Purchase While Shopping
A film star laments forgetting to buy an automobile to match a new hat during a town outing. The secretary asks what was forgotten as the star reveals the intended car purchase. The anecdote captures light celebrity shopping moments.
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Tary
One Corn Remedy Sold by Dillon and Kauper Drug Co
A discount line notes a corn remover sold by Dillon and recommended as the world’s best corn remedy by Kupfer Drug Co. City Drug Co.
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Dillon
Kupfer Drug CO
City Drug CO
Chamberlain’s Tablets Advertised For Digestive Ailments
A Baltimore ad notes Mayme and Grayce discussing phone calls and promotes Chamberlain’s Tablets as a remedy for indigestion biliousness and constipation. The City Drug Co. carries the product and urges trial with promises of health and happiness restored.
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City Drug Co. Adv
Lippling Fires Cook Over Telephone
The Birmingham Age-Herald reports Mr Lippling fired his cook by telephone and hung up the receiver before the line heated, prompting a wry remark on diplomacy in handling the discharge.
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Mr. Lippling
Birmingham Age-Herald
Foley Kidney Pills Offer Kidney Relief Ad
Mrs. O. J. Ellis of Sioux Falls writes of kidney trouble and back pains eased by Foley Kidney Pills. Ad copy from Potts the Druggist notes the pills invigorate strengthen and heal inactive weak and diseased kidneys and bladder.
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O. J. Ellis
Sioux Falls
S. D
Potts
Her Dearest Enemy Laughs At Age Slap Exchange
A brief comic quip from the Louisville Courier Journal features a playful exchange about age and appearance. One speaker resents a slap as a sign of aging, while the other quips that it signals a return to youth. The light remark contrasts aging with vitality.
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Louisville Courier- Journal
Foley Advertisement Offer for Trial Health Pack
A cut out slip invites readers to mail name and address to Foley & Co. in Chicago for a trial package of Foley's Honey and Tar Compound, Foley Kidney Pills, and Foley Cathartic Tablets as advertised by Potts the Druggist.
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E. Lawrence & Co
Chicago
Foley & Co
Sheffield Ave
Ill
Foley
Potts
Had Him There Mint Bed Quip Noted by Uncle Bill
Uncle Bill Bottle Top quips about a perfectly good mint bed after noting a line from the Washington Star. The remark appears in a light exchange reflecting local humor and a playful sentiment.
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Bill Bottletop
Washington Star
Constipation and Chamberlains Tablets Endorsement
An advertisement extols constipation as a precursor to disorders and promotes Chamberlains Tablets as a mild, effective remedy. It suggests proper diet and exercise first, then medicine if needed, and notes the tablets cost a quarter through City Drug Co. Adv.
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City Drug Co
Advim
Johnson's Ride and Dollar Worth at the Same Stop
The Boston Transcript notes a ride involving Johnson who claims to get on and off at the same location for as much as a dollar's worth. The speaker asks Rastus to reflect that Johnson spent his money yet rode to the same stop.
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Johnson
Rastus
Boston Transcript
Judge Hears Erroneous Prediction About Health
A courtroom note references a lawyer's shirt remark and a patient fading to a shadow as doctors assign morphine and contemplate gall stone surgery. An advertisement touts Mayr's Wonderful Remedy claiming quick restoration of health and money-back guarantee.
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Mayr
Potts
Like Mistress Like Dog Mr Styles Exchange
A humorous exchange from the Yonkers Statesman features Mrs Styles reacting to a quip about her dog resembling her. The line notes the dog snaps whenever Styles displeases it, highlighting the playful comparison between pet and owner.
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Mr. Styles
Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy Claims Wide US Reach
Advertisement extols Chamberlain’s cough remedy for coughs colds and croup. It notes its growth from a small start to national and international distribution and urges readers to try it. City Drug Co. endorses the medicine as of extraordinary merit.
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Chamberlain’s
United States
City Drug Co. Adv
Dawn Upon You Promise From A Searchlight On Duty
Two buddies on patrol collide over a joke during a dark night. Sam asks what Pete carries and learns it is a searchlight. Pete replies he is looking for morning and hints it will dawn eventually before they part ways.
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Sam
Pete
American Legion Weekly
An Agreeable Surprise Cough Remedy Praised by User
Mrs James Brown of Clark Mills New York reports severe cold with constant coughing. After taking Chamberlains Cough Remedy she experienced prompt relief, a claim echoed by many others. City Drug Co advertises the product with The ad notes its quick relief.
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James Brown
Clark Mills
N. Y
City Drug Co
He Could Take a Joke
A benevolent old man in Pittsburgh offers work to a tramp who asks for lodging. The tramp replies he can take a joke and would not mind working, reflecting a humorous exchange in the Chronicle Telegraph’s page.
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Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph
Easier Now Than Later Says Reader Warns of Cough Dangers
A Detroit reader from 65 Campbell Ave cites that treating a cold or cough now is wiser than waiting as lingering symptoms may lead to throat and lung diseases. The ad mentions Foley's Honey and Tar as quick relief for bronchitis and includes a druggist note.
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L. W. Day
Campbell Av
Detroit
Mich
Foley
Seeds Inside the Hole Sparks Hen Replanting Dispute
Grey confronts a neighbor over a hole dug by a stranger who says the seeds being replanted are inside. The digger reveals the seeds are in fact a hen, prompting a tense exchange as Merritt Dispatch reports on the odd misunderstanding.
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Grey
Merritt
Alternate insomnia sparks snoring dispute at sea
A nerve specialist scoffs at the notion of alternate insomnia as the admiral explains it. The complaint, he says, is common to many couples, where the one who sleeps first keeps the other awake with snoring.
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Pshaw
Detroit Free Press
Remarkable Cure by Mayr’s Wonderful Remedy
A man describes years of stomach catarrh and colic, credits Mayr’s Wonderful Remedy with relief after a course, claims it removes intestinal mucus and inflammation causing many stomach and digestive ailments. It promises a money back refund via Potts the Druggist and other druggists.
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Mayr
Urgent Policy Request After House Fire
An excitable woman bursts into a Southern insurance office and demands an immediate policy as her house is on fire. An insurance man recalls the panic and haste of the scene in this anecdotal report from the Los Angeles Times.
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South
Los Angeles Times
A Message For The Middle Aged Foley Kidney Pills
Quick relief for kidney and bladder troubles not yet chronic. Foley Kidney Pills stop bladder irregularities, strengthen kidneys, and tone the liver. Don’t suffer when relief is available. backache, lameness, rheumatic pains, and stiff joints may improve. Adv. Potts the Druggist.
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Potts
Belgium and Ghent Restore Lost Flemish Masterpieces
Under the peace treaty Belgium Ghent and Brussels will recover missing works. The Louvain Last Supper by Dierick Bouts and The Adoration of the Lamb begun by Hubert van Eyck finished by Jan van Eyck will be returned in parts. Central panel in Ghent Brussels Berlin pieces will be reunited in their chapel.
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Belgium
Ghent
Louvain
Kaiser Friedrich Museum
Berlin
Dierick Bouts
St. Pierre
Flanders
Hubert van Eyck
Jan van Eyck
St. Baron
Brussels
Germany
Parsonage Woman Responds with Silent Tact
An Indianapolis minister’s wife endures a visitor from the congregation who condemns a stingy parishioner for not funding new carpeting. The wife refrains from criticism, quietly assisting with repairs and kissing the girl on the cheek after a brief, patient confrontation.
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Indianapolis
Indianapolis News
Skillful Moving of 200 Ton Gas Tank in Portland
A 200 ton gas container seventy feet in diameter and seventy five feet tall was moved three miles in Portland Oregon. It was raised fifteen feet and placed on rollers then moved four blocks and lowered twenty eight feet to a dock. The tank rode barges two more miles to a shipyard where it was raised again moved twenty six feet and placed on a new foundation after crossing a railroad. The operation took seventy one days.
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Portland
Fisherman Questions Public Water Rights
A dialogue between a fisherman and a native raises questions about public water access and rights. The native confirms public status while the fisherman suggests a potential change if treaties or land claims alter access.
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