Unfailing Symptoms and Odd Exchange in Daily Life
A collage of light local chatter and advertisements from a 1900s era page. Characters greet the morning with humor while another ad promotes liver and digestion remedies. A Potatoes anecdote contrasts plans for planting in hills versus a flat yard.
Time Ain't Valuable to a Fisherman
A fisherman at a stream is approached by Gates who quips that time is wasted watching him fish. The fisher responds that his time is valuable and sees no point in waiting for a bite. The exchange appears as a brief anecdote in Harpers.
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Gates
Harpers
Gets-It Corn Remover Ad Claims Instant Pain-Free Relief
An old style advertisement promoting Gets-It for corn removal. It promises two drops erase a corn or callus and allows peeling with a finger. It claims safety and universal use, saying it always works and costs little at any drug store. Widby B. Lawrence & Co. of Chicago markets it as guaranteed with money back.
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Widby B. Lawrence & Co
Chicago
Ill
London newsboys outing on the Thames
A London district's annual outing for newsboys includes a river bath where a boy named Bill quips about missing the previous year’s train. An advertising insertion promotes Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea as a spring cleanser to purify the stomach and blood, priced 35c.
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London
Thames
Bill
Hollister
Plain English in a Dismissive Rejection
A pretty cash girl rejects a proposal with I wouldn’t marry you if you was the last man on earth. She insists the phrase is plain English while the mortified bookkeeper concedes it isn’t proper English.
Are You Happy Chamberlain's Tablets Claim Relief
An advertised ad promotes Cham berlain's Tablets as a remedy for constipation and indigestion to restore happiness. It claims the medicine is prompt effective easy and pleasant to take and credits City Drug Co with the advertisement.
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City Crug Co. Advim
Setting Him Right
Judge questions whether to press charges but grocer insists on cash, bringing the man before him for payment. The exchange highlights a dispute over settlement rather than legal action.
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Grocer
Pearson’s Weekly
How Diphtheria is Contracted
A health notice warns that a child's cold can increase diphtheria risk and urges removing the child from school during outbreaks. It endorses Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as a quick cold cure to reduce germ infection danger and cites City Drug Co. as the seller.
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Chamberlain
City Drug Co
Ady-1m
Lavish Love and a London Answ er
A humorous tale from London Answers about Mr Jones who spoils his wife with affection but not money. When his wife grows penniless, a telegramed plea for funds is met with quips about a thousand kisses. The landlord also receives a kiss, leaving everyone amused by the romantic misadventure.
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London
Cut This Out Worth Money Coupon Ad Prospect
An old newspaper advertisement urges readers to mail a slip with 5 cents to Foley & Co in Chicago for a trial package. The offer includes Foley's Honey and Tar Compound, Foley Kidney Pills, and Foley Cathartic Tablets with the respondent’s name and address.
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Foley & Co
Sheffield Ave
Chicago
Foley
Potts
Tapioca Pudding Clue Sparks Quick Dining Debates
A rapid fire restaurant scene features a customer struggling to speak clearly while a waitress named Heloise interprets his stammering as tapioca pudding. The exchange ends with the request to avoid verbal misfires and use a clog dance instead.
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Heloise
First Words From a 14 Month Old At The Zoo
A London reader recounts a young boy aged about fourteen months uttering his first word. While at the zoo he clapped at monkeys and cried Papa. The mother notes the moment with pride and surprise.
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George
London
Let the Children Grow Coughs and Colds Ad
A vintage ad urges relief for children with coughs colds and snuffles that weaken a child’s strength. Foley's Honey and Tar is promoted as splendid for coughs colds croup and whooping cough, credited to Potts the Druggist.
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Foley
Potts
Farmer laments wheat price while seeking government aid
A farmer named Corntessel notes that wheat prices are not yet bad but suggests the government should guarantee money to farmers to avoid the trouble of raising wheat. He cites possible future price guarantees as a relief.
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Corntessel
Washington Star
Postmaster Examination Planned for Lakeview Area
The Civil Service Commission announced an examination to be held at Monida Montana on April 26 1919 to certify applicants for the fourth class postmaster position at Lakeview and other vacancies as they arise. The Lakeview postmaster was paid 309 dollars last fiscal year, with possible reinstatement options if deemed in the service's interests.
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United States
Civil Service Commission
Monida
Mont
Lakeview
Knitting Needles Shown in Window Price Cut Half
In a Buffalo Express item, Darby notices a main-street window displaying about 100 articles with prices slashed by fifty percent. Joan accuses him of drinking as they wonder what the items are.
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Darby
Joan
Buffalo Express
Irish Leader Urges Resolve Before Battle
An Irish leader asks if his people will fight or flee. A firm chorus answers that they will fight. The speaker thanks them, expressing belief in their resolve as the moment of action approaches.
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Min
The Wrong Suit Undoing a Rummage Sale
Mrs John confides she sold his new dress suit by mistake and the couple's hapless day ends when John reveals he bought it back at the rummage sale for 35 cents. The scene from the St. Louis Globe-Democrat captures a humorous domestic mishap.
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John
Mabel
St. Louis Globe-Democrat
Foley Kidney Pills Promised Relief For Pain Sufferer
Mrs. L Wayne of Ocean Park California reports Foley Kidney Pills rid her of pain. She recommends others try them after experiencing back ache sore muscles stiff joints and rheumatic pains which can signal kidney trouble. The product is advertised as safe and reliable by Potts The Druggist.
Expert Diagnosis
A physician declares a small boy ill and notes he has eaten too much watermelon. The parent protests that the child could not possibly have eaten too much, reflecting dated language and attitudes.
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Ladies’ Home Journal
Short Changed by the Washington Star
Farmer Corn tessel jokes about censorship and letters to his son Josh. He imagines the censor removing news while letting Josh keep the change. The quip reflects media control and personal humor in a station snapshot.
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Josh
Farmer Corntessel
Washington Star
Foley's Honey and Tar Praised by Grippe Sufferer
A. A. Mc Neese of High Point Georgia recalls a severe spring cold with grippe and fears influenza. He credits Foley's Honey and Tar with easing phlegm and saving him from influenza. The Druggist Potts endorses it as safe for children.
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A. A. McNeese
High Point
Foley
Potts
Adv
Providin' Man in Mad Days Quote From Chronicle
An excerpt from the San Francisco Chronicle features a line about a husband who must work to provide. The speaker notes the man's attempts at furnishing a home depend on getting the money, reflecting the era's views on labor and provisioning.
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San Francisco Chronicle
Foley Kidney Pills Advertise Relief for Kidney and Bladder Trouble
They Hit the Spot. D. McMillen of Hudson New York writes Foley Kidney Pills are like water played on a fire by firemen. They hit the spot put out the fire and drown the pain. Foley Kidney Pills relieve rheumatic pains backache sore muscles and other kidney bladder symptoms.
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D. McMillen
Hudson, N. Y
Foley
Potts
Wedding Certainty Prompted By Dyspepsia Request
A humorous exchange quoted from the Boston Transcript has a fiancée urging Jack to visit a doctor before their wedding. She wants a medical certificate proving his dyspepsia existed before marriage, framing the request as safety of the union.
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Jack
Boston Transcript
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Praised by Readers
Mrs. Benjamin F. Blakeney of Decatur Illinois reports Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as the best medicine for colds and a cough. The note praises its great benefit and general effectiveness.
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Chamberlain
Benjamin F. Blakeney
Decatur, Ill
No direct news item found in quoted remark
The excerpt satirically notes a veteran's belief that postwar cost of living will drop, allowing him to live on his salary again, contrasted with the speaker's avoidance of him. It cites the Birmingham Age-Herald as the source.
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Birmingham Age-Herald
Up-building Force for Restoring System Strength
Nature imposes wear on the system and action is needed to restore strength and vitality regardless of climate or environment. The text emphasizes the necessity of an effectual aid to maintain function amid repeated tolls.
More Than Enough
A Boston remark about a dispute over money and marriage. A speaker questions why to fight when $50,000 was already gained with his wife, noting the wife was the costly factor beyond the cash.
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Boston Transcript
Pay Up Arrears or Face Rental Pressure
Dialogue portrays a landlady pressing a struggling writer for overdue rent while the author delays, promising payment once a publisher approves his forthcoming novel and funding becomes available. The snippet captures tension between housing costs and literary ambition in a Boston newspaper context.
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Boston Transcript
Welcome for Sickness Foley Cathartic Tablets Ad
An old drug advertisement promotes Foley Cathartic Tablets as a wholesome quick remedy for indigestion and clogged bowels. It claims undigested food ferments poisons the system and promises cleansing of bowels a sweetened stomach and toned liver.
Open a Bank Account Open A Bank Account
A promotional note encourages opening a bank account of any size, emphasizing appreciation for all customers at all times. The message stresses inclusivity and ongoing service.
Sunburst Question Sparks Witty Exchange Between Neighbors
In a sharp exchange, Mrs. Newrich asks about a sunburst last night. The poorer neighbor retorts that she did not see it but suspects he would notice if she ate another bite.
The New West Magazine Prospectus Advertisement
An advertisement for The New West Magazine established 1910 promotes content on Western industries agriculture mining oil and attractions. It lists subscription options and prices and provides multiple office addresses in Salt Lake City Seattle and Detroit for subscription placement.
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NEW West Magazine
the West
Wes
The
New West Magasine
Walker Bank
Salt Lake City
Utah
White
Seattle
Wash
Detroit
Mich
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