Witty World War II Jests and Quips from The Bias
A humor column from The Bias lampoons wartime rationing and propaganda, mocks censors, and jokes about German and Italian wartime measures. It notes random absurdities from a tapir in San Diego to a Chicago fire claim, while lampooning public fears and media headlines. It references Joe Louis and a Fresno dog story amid lighter takes on rationing and morale.
Freshmen pledge SAE at Montana State College
Jack Temple and John Wedum freshmen at Montana State College have been pledged to Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Mr and Mrs H M Warner were visitors in Butte on Monday.
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Sae Jack Temple
John Wedum
Montana State College
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Mrs. H. M. Warner
Butte
Chinese pheasants seized as four local men fined
Four men faced a $50 fine each and license revocation after being found with three Chinese pheasants. Sheriff Paul Temple and deputies arrested them Sunday on the highway north of Dillon after game warden Charles Price tipped off authorities. Guns were confiscated and the incident marked the season’s first strict fine for such a offense.
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Louis Stahl
Bernard Crane
Emil Kamps
Bill
Harold Hubbard
Paul Temple
Boyd Quick
J. W. Evans
Charles Price
Price
Temple
County Institute to Convene Oct 17 18
The county educational institute will gather rural teachers in Dillon on October 17 and 18. State educational supervisors will attend to report and offer suggestions. Rural schools likely remain closed Friday October 17 to allow instructor attendance.
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County Institute
The
County Educational Institute
Dillon
Margaret Sweeney
Bowlers to Meet Tonight at City Hall
All city bowlers and interested residents are invited to a meeting at City Hall tonight at 8 o clock. A bowling association will be formed and plans for league play will be outlined, with both men and women encouraged to attend.
City Council Must Choose Six Members
City attorney T. F. McFadden ruled the remaining councilors should elect new members to replace resignations from last week's meeting, then submitted his own resignation to Mayor Bert Megquire. Four ward members resigned, and other actions included mourning George Opp, a police magistrate, and a beach land sale contingency tied to fencing. Harold Murray received a wage claim totaling $64.88.
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T. F. McFadden
Bert Megquire
George M. Gosman
A. M. Jones
First Ward
Frank Tyre
Second Ward
John T. Orr
R. M. Stone
Fourth Ward
George Opp
Tony Kruletz
Fred Woodside
Harold Murray
County Farmers Expected to Increase Production
Delta Kappa Gamma will hold its first state wide convention in Helena on Saturday October 11 with Beta chapter delegates from local and Butte groups. Beaverhead county USDA defense board chair J C Ferguson says milk eggs hogs and livestock marketings will rise in 1942 over 1941 by five two ten and twenty seven percent respectively.
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Delta Kappa Gamma
Helena
Margaret Sweeney
Butte
J. J. McMahan
Ottilie Brauer
Fay Kirkpatrick
Miss Sweeney
Beaverhead County
J. C. Ferguson
Us.d.a. Defense Board
Missoula
Speer Addresses Service Club On Rotary in a Changing World
Owen D. Speer district governor of Rotary spoke at the local service club during his annual visit. He emphasized Rotary’s ideal of service beyond fellowship and urged open mindedness to adapt to rapid technological and social changes. Speer met committee chairs after the banquet.
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Owen D. Speer
Rotary
Speer
Normal Grid Team Opens Football Season in Helena
Normal College Bulldogs under Coach Bill Straugh travel to Helena Friday to face Carroll College Saints in the season opener. Last year Carroll won 33 to 0 in their visit here. Returning lettermen include DuPuis Wheat Burgess LaBuff G Aitken Kipp R Schultz Davis Womack. Freshmen Thill and Bud Deegan push for backfield and end positions. Womack faces pivot challenge from Chapman. Carroll reports full first string return and coach Simonich aims to run a Notre Dame style shift.
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Bill Straugh
Helena
Carroll College Saints
Bulldogs
Normal College
DuPuis
Wheat
Burgess
LaBuff
G. Aitken
Kipp
R. Schultz
Davis
Womack
Monogram
Thill
Glasgow Grid
Bud Deegan
Chapman
Beaverhead
Carroll College
Simonich
Saints
Notre Dame
California Trip For Mrs Truitt And Mother
Mrs Martha Jane Truitt of California daughter of Mrs H D Gowen returns home Friday Mrs Gowen will accompany her and spend the winter in California.
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Martha Jane Truitt
California
H. D. Gowen
Ag teacher arrives to take duties in Dillon
William Evans, former Harlowton high school agriculture instructor and FFA advisor, arrived in Dillon to assume duties at the high school. He comes after six years teaching at Denton and Harlowton and holds a BS from Montana State College. He fills the vacancy left by D L Johnson who became principal at Beaverhead County High School. Mrs. Evans will arrive later this week.
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William Evans
Harlowton High School
Dillon
Farmers of America
Evans
Denton
Harlowton
Montana State College
Bozeman
Bainville
D. L. Johnson
Beaverhead County High School
Conrad Orr
American Legion To Name Armistice Day Committees
Beaverhead chapter No. 20 of the American Legion will meet at 8 o clock Thursday night in the Metlen hotel for the Armistice day celebration committee. Reports by Dr. F M Poindexter and James McCollum, delegates to the National convention at Milwaukee, Wis., will be heard. Poindexter led the campaign for national commander Lynn J Stambough of North Dakota.
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Beaverhead
American Legion
Metlen
F. M. Poindexter
James McCollum
Milwaukee
Wis
Poindexter
Lynn J. Stambough
North Dakota
Dr G A Selke to Speak at College Assembly
George Selke president of the American Association of Teachers Colleges will address a college assembly Friday at 10 AM. The association accredits the Normal college, in full standing. Selke is president of the State Teachers College at St Cloud Minnesota.
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George Selke
American Association of Teachers Colleges
The
Normal College
Dr. Selke
State Teachers College
St. Cloud
Minn
Futurity Hereford Show and Sale Set in Dillon
Montana hosts the fourth annual Dillon Hereford show and sale October 26 27 featuring 76 range bulls and herd sires. Breeders from multiple towns consign to the event with Fred Reppert auctioneering and A G Williams as clerk.
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Montana
Dillon
Bernard Williams
A. C
Western Livestock Journal
R. J. Struckman
Montana Farmer
E. A. Philips
Montana Stockgrowers’ Association
George Harrison
Bannack
A. C. Bayers
Twin Bridges
Tom Clemon
Jackson
Frank Pendleton
Wisdom
Mr. Williams
Equity Fair
Banks and courthouses to close for Columbus Day
Courthouse and bank officials stated today that since Sunday October 12 is Columbus Day, banks and county offices will be closed on Monday October 13. Columbus Day is a legal holiday and the above offices will remain closed Monday October 13.
Ed Farley Found Dead on Beaverhead Ranch
Edward Farley 79 a Beaverhead rancher was found dead in his Grasshopper Valley home with a bullet wound his wife and step son found him around 2 p m coroner said death by own action a .20 35 rifle lay near the body Farley had been in ill health survived by his wife a daughter Mrs Eva Olson Boise Idaho two grandchildren and siblings in Ogden Utah funeral plans pending word from relatives
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Edward Farley
Beaverhead
Grasshopper Valley
Raymond Schwartz
Farley
Eva Olson
Boise
Idaho
Ogden
Utah
Beaverhead County Home Units Celebrate County Day
Beaverhead county home demonstration units plan Achievement Day events next Saturday. Exhibits from the past year will be shown at 10:30 a.m. in the high school art room, with a 12:15 luncheon at St Rose guild hall and a program 2 to 3:30 p.m. Multiple committees lead arrangements, headed by Mrs. Ike Rife Jr and Mrs. W. G. Squires, with members from Armstead Dillon Lima Wise River Melrose and Jackson assisting.
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Beaverhead
Elanor Nelson
Little Theatre
St. Rose Guild Hall
Ike Rife, Jr
Armstead
William Sweeney
Dell
Ernest Pewe
Dillon
W. G. Squires
Dillon Better Homes
George Huber
Wise River
Frank Gosman
Lima
Stella Murray
Otto Boetticher
Melrose
Donald Tash
Dillon Harmony Club
William Harris, Jr
Dillon Merry Mixers
Beverly Hager
Frank Lasich
John Shaffner
Byron Orr
Parke Scott
R. R. Jacobs
Wendell Jardine
Jackson
Byron Nay
Pascal Bimat
Mark Clemon
Walter Gnose
Twelve Draftees Depart for Induction into Army
A group of twelve draftees left for Missoula this morning for formal induction under the Selective Service law. They will report to Camp Lewis, Washington, on Friday for assignment of service, including R L Zumbrennen, R F Richmond, J W Rife, T J Hill, J T Price, R N Erwin, R A Hummell, M B Ryan, E A Batchelor, E P Holloway and C A Buck.
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Missoula
United States Army
Camp Lewis
Wash
R. L. Zumbrennen
R. F. Richmond
J. W. Rife
T. J. Hill
J. T. Price
R. N. Erwin
R. A. Hummell
M. B. Ryan
E. A
Fire Prevention Week Observed In Dillon
National Fire Prevention Week opens Sunday and is observed by Dillon residents through the week under the direction of the Dillon Volunteer Fire Department. Firemen urge precautions, aid households and stores in checking for hazards such as faulty wiring and rubbish. special school programs are planned.
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Dillon
Dillon Volunteer Fire Department
Railroad service curtailment hearing held in Montana
Montana Railway and Public Service commissioners recessed a hearing on Union Pacific proposed curtailment from Butte to Monida due to a manpower and power shortage tied to national defense. The board will decide later in Helena after reviews with witnesses, with protests from business groups and unions documented.
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Montana Railway and Public Service Commissioners
Union Pacific Railway Company
Butte
Montana-Idaho
Monida
Helena
F. H. Knickerbocker
Omaha
Neb
National Defense Pogram
Oregon Short Line
Montana Railroad Commission
Idaho Board of Commissioners
Pocatello
Railroad Transportation Brotherhoods
Montana
Idaho
Dillon and Butte
H. L. Maury
Beaverhead Highs Rally To Top Butte In Narrow Win
Beaverhead beat Butte 14-6 after trailing 6-7 at halftime. Dillon scored on a 30 yard pass from Conger to McMannis with extra point by Conger. Rogan intercepted a Butte pass on the 10 yard line for a 95 yard return. Beaverhead heads to Bozeman on Oct. 10 then hosts Livingston Oct. 17 before meeting Butte Central Oct. 24.
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Dillon Beavers
Butte
Dillon
Conger
McMannis
Rogan
Beaverhead
Bozeman
Livingston Rangers
Butte Central Maroons
Couples Win Wed Permits In Week Of Licenses
Recorder Giles and Deputy Stone issued three permissions to marry during the past week. Mearl Wheeler of Bremerton Washington and Alice Anderson of Blackfoot Idaho obtained their license Monday. Hobart Jewell and Minnie King of Dillon, and Dale Devere Landon and Marie Nate of Idaho Falls Idaho also received permission to wed.
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Giles
Deputy Stone
Mearl Wheeler
Bremerton
Wash
Alice Anderson
Blackfoot
Idaho
Hobart Jewell
Minnie King
Dillon
Dale Devere Landon
Marie Nate
Idaho Falls
Beaterhead P T A Group Decides To Stay Closed Association
The Beaverhead county high school P T A group voted to remain a separate entity from the adjoining public school association after the first meeting of the year. Pressure to split the two clubs was discussed and rejected. Mrs D L MacDonald of Bozeman spoke on the benefits of a high school P T A and stayed with Mrs O A Bergeson.
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Beaverhead County
P.T.A
D. L. MacDonald
Bozeman
Association
Ex Marines Called By Butte Recruiting Officer
Col Ralph E Davis in charge at the Marine recruiting station asks all former Marines in the state to write him. He says he wants to hear from every man who has served in the Marines and notes that former Marines hold prominent positions in many fields.
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Ralph E. Davis
U. S. Marine Corps
Butte
Kiwanis Observe News Week With Local Program
Kiwanis club marked National Newspaper Week with an observance at the guild hall. Nearly 300 clubs participated last year. Beaver County High School editor Mary Ann Luebben delivered the main address tracing newspapers from Old Testament times to today. Other speakers included K B Kizer of Dillon Examiner and A Erickson of the Tribune speaking on service by city publications.
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Guild Hall
Dave Williams
Mary Ann Luebben
Beaver
K. B. Kizer
Dillon Examiner
A. Erickson
The
Tribune
Denver Family Visitors Stay With Puyears
Mr. and Mrs. Howard Puyear and their daughter Joan and son Don ald of Denver Colorado visit the home of Mr. and Mrs. Paul Puyear. Mr. Puyear plans to return home this evening while Mrs. Puyear and the children will remain for a short visit.
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Howard Puyear
Joan
Donald
Denver
Colo
Paul Puyear
Puyear
Cattle Tour Draws Montana Livestockmen
The Beaverhead stock men and feeders tour attracted nearly 40 Mis soula and Ravalli county cattlemen with over 100 cattlemen at large. Visitors stopped at Big Hole basin and Grasshopper valley ranches including Montgomery place Tash Carroll Jardine Clemons Schinder Huntley Browning Harrison for a noon barbecue beef feast.
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Beaverhead
Missoula
Ravalli
Bernard Williams
Big Hole Basin
Grasshopper Valley
Montgomery Place
W. S. Tash
Carroll's
Wendell Jardine
Clemon Brothers
Emil Schindler
Huntley Brothers
Browning
George Harrison
Girl Scout Rally Plans Set for October 18
Leaders of the Girl Scout and Brownie packs discuss rally arrangements for October 18 at their Friday meeting. The annual Court of Awards will be held during the rally. Mrs. Paul Lacry and Mrs. K B Kizer were elected to the council. Mrs. Fred Kerr head. A joint Brownie and Girl Scout meeting will plan the rally next Wednesday. Merit badges and other awards will be given at the Court.
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Paul Lacry
K. B. Kizer
Fred Kerr
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