Inmates Quoted On Apartment Qualification At Asylum
A witty remark notes that most men are fit to live in lunatic asylum apartments and can demonstrate it. The line reflects humorous societal attitudes toward mental health facilities.
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Newspaper
Denver Tribune
Location
Denver, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Sep 30, 1920
Page
6
Open-Air Life Quip At San Francisco Luncheon
Postmaster General Burleson cited a heated political debate at a San Francisco luncheon. He mocked opponents defense by likening them to a chorus girl tale about Broadway, a town, and a wild open-air life. The remarks framed as a satirical aside amid dinner talk.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Burleson
San Francisco
Divine
Broadway
Lalage
Unclear Excerpt on Memory Loss and Female Rule
An archival fragment notes Algy v's memory loss ongoing for two months and ponders how this affects authority. It contrasts the idea that women need not be voters to rule with a line about a wise woman's scarce kisses.
Something Joe Never Did
Mr and Mrs Brown take a drive in a new motorcar. The car stalls and Mr Brown crawls under it to free a caught mustache as the vehicle refuses to move. Mrs Brown urges patience while a harsh exchange erupts over the car’s stubborn cogwheel.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mrs. Brown
John
Job
Mr. Brown
Pardon Missing Tip Sparks Banter at Baltimore Eatery
A humorous exchange unfolds as a patron discovers the waiter’s tip was not included in the bill while dining in Baltimore. The waiter responds with polite resignation, and the moment captures lighthearted dining room banter.
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Baltimore News
Homemade Candies and Whimsical Daydreams
The article outlines simple home candy methods using French cream fondant and gum arabic based on egg white, with recipes for peanut candy almond comfits and stuffed dates. It closes with a reflective note praising a new generation of day dreamers who transform struggle into glorious effort.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New Orleans
Seasonal Good Things From Corn Dishes to Pickling Secrets
Corn Gems and Beef Steak a la Henriette headline a seasonable spread. Recipes describe corn gem batter with milk eggs and baking powder baked in gem pans with bacon fat. Also steps for beef steak a la Henriette, mushroom capers and pickling onions with vinegar, spices and sealing methods.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Segar
The Tattooed Man in the Circus Returns
A shabby former star recalls a celebrated past as the audience favorite in the circus. He explains losing work when public taste shifted away from his act and film moguls moved on despite his decades of fame.
Dr Peery's Dead Shot Described as Real Old Fashioned Medicine
The excerpt praises Dr Peery's Dead Shot as a genuine old fashioned remedy that cleans worms or tapeworms with a single dose. It notes a rasping voice by Smith and mentions he had his teeth filed at the dentist yesterday.
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Smith
Dr. Peery
Hunter seeks companion for central Africa hunt ad posted
A big game hunter who advertised for a partner to share costs for an Africa expedition faces a violent late-night intrusion. An intoxicated caller arrives claiming to join the hunt, then declares he would rather see the hunter hanged than accompany him. The episode ends with tension and a threat.
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Central Africa
Untitled Recipe and Burma Oil Production Note
A fragment discusses a confided recipe with a curious title 1 Ww Ww ww and a skeptical remark by Uncle Bill Bottle top. It then notes Burma’s average annual petroleum production reaching about 300 million gallons.
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Bill Bottletop
Burma
Eatonic Helps Dora Williams Recover From Stomach Trouble
Mrs Dora Williams recalls a yearlong illness halting her at bed for ten months. She credits Eatonic with restoring her health by reducing excess acidity and gas, advising readers to take Eatonic after each meal for indigestion sourness heartburn belching or reflux with a small cost and druggist guarantee.
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Dora Williams
Eatonic
Convivial Gentleman Prefers Wine to Wife’s Command
Three men in town had a lucky day at the races and vowed to obey their wives' first requests. One by one they recounted mishaps aimed at breaking or ruining household items, each blaming a bet on wine for the consequences. The last man admitted he was paying the bill of folly.
Preserves Poland's Traditions in the Kachawice Race
The Kachawice race members keep Polish language and customs from time immemorial. They resist modernization and refuse to be corrupted by modernism. The remark notes a belief that laws against spiritual afflictions would prompt a call for one against worry.
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Poland
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