Stenographer Suffers Holiday Rush at Work
A frazzled stenographer recounts a chaotic day preparing for the Fourth. She endures club bill checks, club programs, last minute tasks, and unexpected favors from Mr Gray Mr Nicholas and Mr Vandewater as she juggles filing packing and desk duties before rushing home.
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Mr. Gray
Mr. Nicholas
Mr. Brown
Delmonico Meal Question From Frontier Veterans
A grizzled veteran recalls plans to travel to New York after making a fortune and dine at Delmonico's with a $50 dinner. He jokes about ordering the most expensive feast money can buy. The exchange shows frontier life meeting urban luxury in a vivid reminiscence.
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Delmonico
New York
Delmonico’s
Political agitators and national progress in peril
A critical editorial denounces political agitators who harm agriculture and industry, urging elected officials to reject divisive rhetoric and focus on constructive national programs. It cites the liquor question as a prime source of agitators and warns against its distracting influence on policy. It also notes Carlsbad’s naming myth and a humorous anecdote about William Jennings.
Novel insurance ideas and telegraphic acoustic device debut
A British concept of weather related holiday insurance is discussed, imagining policies for rain disruption and picnic misadventures. The piece also notes Italian inventor Signor Antonio Sanandres and his telegraph optical acoustic system, to be exhibited in Utica with a lecture on its aviation uses.
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England
Little Johnny
Signor Antonio Sanandres
Marconi
Utica
Signor Sanandres
Good Runner Up
A quip about a chauffeur mocks high repair costs, noting the driver’s poor safety record but strong bills, reflecting local humor on transportation mishaps and expenses.
Themistocles and the builders of statesmanship
The speaker contrasts fiddlers who inflame passions with builders who create. Emphasizes that true statesmanship lies in constructing tangible public works like roads and plows over seeking office or writing laws. urges leaders to prioritize practical construction before political power.
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Themistocles
Defense tale and a joke from Napa to Poinsettia
A California paper recalls Dennis Spencer of Napa, famed for law practice and oratory, recounting a tale of a Chinese client offering $500 to defend a murder charge, declaring I kill him. The episode ends with Spencer’s defense and a flourish of controversial humor about Eugenics and Mrs. Come Up.
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California
Dennis Spencer
Napa
Spencer
Neigh of a horse as royal path to settle politics
A quatrain urges reviving an ancient Persian method where the horse that neighs first decides the throne. It argues partisan factions should settle disputes by natural signals like a neigh or a bark, to spare industry from political strife and keep the public forum civil. The piece hints at student mischief behind freshmen attention.
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Darius
Persia
Beauty Pays Touriet How Exquisite
Fragmentary OCR yields a brief phrase praising exquisite taste and beauty with scattered words. The readable portion emphasizes admiration and high appraisal of style and presentation.
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