Brave battle you almost sure to lose cited
A mixed set of ad lines and quips appears, including a note that a bottle dropped in the Gulf stream may reach the Atlantic in about 180 days and an assortment of social and humorous phrases from Brooklyn Life and other sources.
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Gulf Stream
Atlantic
Witty Exchange Sparks Divorce Talk in Baltimore
A humorous exchange from the Baltimore Sun notes a married man wiping paint from his wife’s cheeks with a handkerchief. The joke turns to whether she will divorce, and the reply prompts that such moments are rare. The quip reflects social norms and marital teasing of the era.
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Germany praise in tourist tale from Cincinnati paper
An American asks which Europe part pleased a returned traveler. The tourist answers Germany, praising its social view that a man is as good as a woman, a remark featured by the Cincinnati Enquirer.
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Europe
Germany
Cincinnati Enquirer
Builder of Dreams and the Merton Heiress
Lesbia Austin, a gifted but penniless belle, falls for artist Clement Rowe in Merton. After receiving a sudden inheritance, she plans to fund Rowe’s career and, through Darrow family maneuvering, unites with him in a studio life free of wealth barriers.
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Ira Dunn
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Clement
Abner Bowen
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Lfe
Mr. Dunn
Ernest Moore
Miss Austin
Mrs
W. G. Chapman
The Connoleseur on Sebastian B Schlesinger
The Riviera crowd knew Sebastian B Schlesinger the wealthy American composer and connoisseur. After a Riviera season he hosted a dinner at his Nice flat on the Promenade des Anglais where he showcased his superb collections and offered a whimerial definition of a connoisseur. He called a connoleseur a wealthy individual who pays more for a second hand article than he would for a new one.
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Riviera
Sebastian B. Schlesinger
Schlesinger
Promenade Des Anglais
Nice
Just Matter of Diplomacy baby name dispute
A suburban family reunion over a baby name ends in a humorous standoff. The mother wants Gwendolyn, the father prefers Mary after her mother, and a playful exchange follows with a sharp misunderstanding.
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Harry
Mother
Gwendolyn
Keily
Mary
German Army to Use Live Target Shooting in Training
Experiments at Doboritz camp under the Kaiser lead to introduction of English invention simulating humans and animals for marksmanship training. The apparatus to be installed at military schools and naval ships for cadet training. The Kaiser shot at deer seals and people on omnibus tops during a half hour viewing and endorsed the scheme for military use.
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Doboritz
It Sometimes Happens a Sharp College Graduate Advisor
A brief exchange shows a college graduate advising a business, then being hired after his advice proves sound. The anecdote highlights smart talent influencing local enterprise decisions and expansion.
One Touch of Nature Quoted by Sage and Fool
A wry exchange quotes the saying one touch of nature makes the world kin and a countering remark that most remain poor relations. The brief quip contrasts sage wisdom with a fool’s blunt observation about social bonds.
Allen’s Foot-base Antiseptic Powder Ad
An advertisement promises one size smaller fit by shaking Allen’s Foot-base into shoes. It claims to ease tight or new footwear, ideal for dancing, and offers a free trial package. Address Allen 8 Olmsted LeRoy X Y.
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Olmsted
LeRoy
No Mediation Here. Coincidence of Movement Ad
An advertisement style fragment presents quotes about naming a baby and a new part, followed by product pitches for Marine Eye Remedy and Red Cross Ball Blue. It mentions crime demographics and ends with a general abuse remark and barbed wit.
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Marine Eye
Dabbia’s Harsh Marriage Cited In Town Remark
A local quip contrasts Dabbia as the meanest husband known, noting he never lets his wife even seek fault. The remark touches on charity and tailoring as a playful aside about covering sins.
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Dabbia
Not Well Enough to Work Says Adrian Woman
A Adrian Michigan housewife recounts severe fatigue backache and weakness. After reading an ad she tried Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and her health improved after three months. The piece promotes the remedy and cites the Lydia E Pinkham Medicine Co. Lynn Massachusetts.
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Adrian, Mich
Lydia EB. Pinkham
Alonzo E. Boxer
Tecumseh St
Adrian
Mich
Lydia E. Pinkham
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