Fragmented satirical column on US politics and empire
A garbled column mocks McKinley era politics and figures like Hoar, Aguinaldo, and Lord Roberts. It jokes about currency, war in the Philippines, labor strikes, and party dynamics, with mixed assertions about Spain, democracy, and 1892 business climate.
Funerdi Chief Subject Ties Up Rie in Stopgap
Fragmentary text discusses a chief subject tied to a funeral rite with a forthcoming arrival. The wording is garbled but suggests a timely event or meeting linked to an expected presence.
Moor's Speech Valued At Four Thousand To Enemies
The text asserts Moor's speech was worth 4000 dollars to enemies of the country and suggests they would cheerfully pay that for General Otis's scalp. It notes the contrast with his value to America and invites quick calculation of the difference.
Political tensions amid crops and industry in a Republican era
The excerpt portrays farmers clinging to their crops and profits, defending Republican success in rising car production and shipping. It attacks Democratic leadership, claims swift victory for Republicans in governance, and mocks Democratic criticisms during wartime. It notes bank clearings in New York and London with strong terms.
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New York
Skeo
Lemlon
Threadneedle Street
Hiaters
Foreign gold and world markets stir the public mind
The piece argues gold flows abroad and must return, notes U S financial policy, wars in the Philippines England and China, and the need for money in the Bank of England. It quotes a Kentucky policeman blamed for testimony, mocks post duties, and comments on a drainage canal draining Chicago sewage toward the gulf with St Louis and Chicago trading barbs.
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St. Louis
Chicago
Chicago Sewate
Illinois
Mississippi
Gulf
Irish Fund Question Spurs Debate Over Aid Goals
A droll letter criticizes Hibernians for raising 81.44.0080 to aid Boers abroad while ignoring Irish needs at home. It argues true wisdom lies in aiding coal and provisions for huts in Ireland, asserting no wiser tribune ever spoke.
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Hibernians
Ireland
Dever
Tribinan
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Political views and candidates in a troubled region
The passage mocks local politics with slogans about sheriff and legislative runs, noting a scarcity of viable speakers and critiquing promise making. It hints at a corrupt system and the desire to "save the state" while questioning candidate credibility and public support.
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Dickes
Aulgara Constitutiva
Volunteer organist praised by audience in Morristown church
A guest tramp musician surprised Morristown New Jersey parishioners by joining an organist during a service. He demonstrated rare talent and announced himself as a NY Conservatory graduate, declining to reveal his name or drag his family name into the matter.
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Kreveased
Trasep
Marker Street
Morristown
N. J
Wil
Frunsic
New York
New York Conservatory of Music
Grisk
Electric Balloon Night Signaling For Boer War Use
A New York Post report describes an electric balloon crafted for night signaling in war, using lamps to convey Morse code dots and dashes, visible from miles away. The device is tethered to ground gear and tested with South Africa in mind, with low risk of sharpshooter hits due to night use. Old John Peer, Sullivan County rattlesnake tamer, has died after decades of cures using violet leaf poultices and oil, practiced on bites around New York and Philadelphia.
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New York Post
South Africa
John Peer
Sullivan Cousty
Old John
St. Tammany
Tammany Hall
Delaware River
John
Jubio
New York
Philadelphia
Vribone
A Thousand Tongues. Cod not asnvess the tanture ve Ann Spree
Fragmentary text mentions an event at a site with a sale and estate details. Names and clear facts are obscured by garbled OCR, but references to a sale action and a public notice tone are present.
Grain Of Grain O Try Grain Of Key Grain O
An early consumer ad promotes Grain O as a coffee substitute made from pure grains. It claims broad appeal for children and adults, stressing its rich mocha like color and gentle effect on the stomach. Prices listed are 1, 15, and 25 cents per package, sold by grocers.
Favorite in Society at the Metropolis Hotel
A social event at the Metropolis Hotel in Moscow featured Miss Alghatel, noted for her grace in pink roses and creamy lace, drawing the attention of the Chinese minister and guests. Her father, tied to business in Washington, was urged to return to Utah as she plans to stay.
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Deeshbier
Congres
Mas Roberts
Miss Alghatel
Spd Scintifkey
Wise
Metropolitas Hotel
Moskoierts
Salt Lake
Ney Bers
Utah
Washington
Young Woman Disguised as Man Traced to Bournemouth
A missing girl, aged 16, who left home to become a nurse in South Africa disguised herself as a man. She wore a deep collar and bright necktie, carried a small box with her hair, and engaged a railway lookout before police at Bournemouth identified her on the platform. She returned home with her father after being found.
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Iberica
Mary Tethe
Norfels
Bournemouth
Barb
Philpot Bariers
Somerset and Dorset
Bournemouth Corres
South Africa
New Departure Hints At Phrrsard Note On Tie Bab El Tae
Fragmentary OCR reads as a local note mentioning Gowran Suars, Mews, and a radiator. It references garden ing, fine arts, botany, agriculture and chemistry with unclear dates or places. No clear individuals or organizations are identifiable.
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Searah
Tae
Tie Bab
Trade Balance Snapshot Amid Global Merchandise Flows
In a regional briefing, analysts note the United States imports and exports tilt toward higher sales abroad. Germany’s imports exceed its exports by 250 million dollars annually, while Great Britain imports at twice its export level.
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United States
Germany
Great Britain
St Louis
Public exhibition of American miniature yachts in New York
A grand display of 26 scale yacht models from the United States arrives in New York with prices and provenance. Exhibitors include N. F. Motley and J. J. Astor with detailed portraits of ships such as America and Puritan. The display features glass cases, silver name plates, and a panorama of yacht history painted by Carlson T. Chapman.
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Mace Bolu
Tve
Ceied
Uaty
Brooeyguis
York
Livateuzur
Tuiberfos
New York
Pat
Schoos
Colonia
Cozceas
Tyler
Ant
Ameoriza
E. Botles
James Burton
Detroit
New York Yacht Club
eSamed
Carlson T. Chapman
Essors
Bron
Frank Wil
America
Seansabsaka
Larchmont and Co
Marflower
Volunteer
Vigilant
Defender
Larchmont
Atlantic
Seawanhaka
Eastern Yacht Clubs
Ting
Albert Weinert
Prairie
Buchan
N. FE. S
Motley -C. D. Mesher
Cin
J.J. Astor
Cionauna
Ariel
Was
Cinh Carbour
Nemple
Brogie Katrina
Sea Max
Etheiwya A
Altoona
Gariner & Cox
Syce
Thomas F. McManus
Boston
M. Sullivan
J. 8. Steele
Juanita
Stoppered Deer Incident Ends Fatal Chase
A man named Abwine Parent narrowly survived a deer encounter after a 200 pound buck was shot in a clearing. The boss of the cat on Tourcan Streak mistakenly fired, sending workers scrambling as the deer fled. Antione’s crew pursued and the animal was later put down near Fireenville. a doctor there treated the injured man.
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Isiely
Antoine’ Weaisman
Fireenville
Why Women Get Red Noses Says Be r tin Doctor
A Berlin physician reports that facial redness in women arises from wearing veils. Irritation from veil materials causes congestion at the nose tip. Avoid veil use and cold creams or powders for temporary relief. Gentle massage may restore complexion, according to Dr. Rosenbach as cited in the Philadelphia Medical Journal.
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Beriin
Fort Beins
Philadelphia Medical Journal
Opi
Bertin
Masona Killed In Action At Masonic Meeting
A Cape Times dispatch from Durban reports that the master and all officers of a Masonic lodge were killed in action at a meeting. The event halted chatter and recollection, with no one held responsible. It is considered unique in Masonry annals.
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Masona
Cape Times
Durhan
Recalla
Uhique
Masonary
The Farmer Fighters at the Farmery
A rugged note describes local farmers who take on warlike duties with improvised skill. They ride hard, time their charges, and prove sharp with weapons, even as they lack formal drill training. The verse celebrates their grit and rising pace despite rough conditions.
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Farmery
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