THE BAFFLES CEe By Mahoney
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Newspaper
Concord Enterprise
Location
Concord, Massachusetts, United States of America
Date
Dec 04, 1952
Page
12
A brief note on a theater matter by Mahoney titled The Baffles Cee. The snippet suggests a literary or stage item with limited readable context and unknown publication details.
A navy wife, bidding her husband farewell for Pacific duty, complains a black Scotty is allowed aboard while wives are not. An officer replies that men may pet one dog and no one gets mad, highlighting a difference in rules.
A soldier, asked on an aid form if he had dependents, answered no. When pressed by an officer, the man admitted he was married but quipped that his wife "ain't dependable."
A hostess teases a male guest, asking if she should offer wine and calling him head of the Temperance League. He retorts that he heads the Anti-Vice League, prompting the remark that there was something she shouldn’t offer him.
Local humor calls a farmer's tall tale a long crop. Jokes center on a farm claimed to be ten miles long and half an inch wide. The punchline involves planting spaghetti as the intended crop.
A sportsman on a Scottish golf course plays very badly and laments his own performance saying there canna be worse players. The caddy offers a consoling quip noting that while there may be worse players, they dinna play.
A Scot argued with a train conductor aboard a crossing and the conductor tossed the Scot's suitcase off the car as the train crossed the bridge. McTavish cries out amid the splash and accusation of attempted robbery and drowning.
Jake questions Jack about his new business partner. Jerry recalls Jack’s entry revealed a big racket, prompting his exit. The exchange hints at potential financial or trust issues and raises curiosity about the implied stake or proceeds.
Odd happenings ripple through daily life with reports of a submarine rescue balloon incident and a weatherwise groundhog in St Louis Zoo. Local farmers describe the prairie soil shifting days before a forthcoming rain as rain clouds gather.
Fragmented OCR yields a nonsensical dialogue about a plantation superintendent and a brother, with mispunctuated phrases and garbled names, suggesting damaged text from a historical page. No clear event or identifiable entities emerge due to transcription errors.
Fragmentary text shows a youth declaring preference for a girl with a good figure whether physical or financial. The passage mentions pockets and arenas, with imagery of housekeeping tasks like ironing after laundering, indicating distracted or uncertain modern youth language.
The feature outlines a one story home with a hipped roof a large living room with a rear picture window a deck access from the living room and dinette a front kitchen two large bedrooms and ample storage including wardrobes and linen closets blueprints are offered for sale at $5.00 for the reset and $3.50 for each additional set plus two portfolios of 60 designs at $1.00 each sent to Penny's Small Homes Box 1055 Berkley Michigan delivery in about two weeks.
The narrator recounts a rough ten year stint in Yellowstone Park including a three week trek with Lord and Lady Cavendish. They face rockslides, a broken wheel, and camping without grub while the narrator jokes with Lord Cavendish and endures travel misadventures toward Monida and a stop at Highball Saloon.
The article notes that population growth in Massachusetts between 1940 and 1950 did not align with tax rate increases as ten of the top fifty growth towns had only modest tax hikes. It cites state and national population projections, factory output, shoe industry data, and steel mill proposals, including West Brookfield planning new proposals.
Storage tips for Victory garden vegetables after frost. Describe unheated shed or garage storage for beets carrots turnips potatoes and rutabagas in moist packing materials. Includes parsnips squash onions tomatoes and a cold earth receptacle with safety and moisture guidance.
The Massachusetts Safety Council urges simple care and common sense in handling fire and water hazards. The article stresses that when controlled, fire and water aid life. when out of control, they cause rapid, extensive damage far beyond quick replacement.
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