Quirky Gazette Snippets Stir Reader Curiosity
A lengthy collection of absurd witticisms and jests from The Choteau Acantha’s page includes jokes about hats fashion prunes and bicycling, references to airports and planes, playful quips about bears and dvances in aviation laws, and a grim reminder from Toledo Blade about safe aeronautics.
Aviators to test dummy bombs on ships at Garden City
Detail mentions aviators expected to drop dummy bombs on mock vessels off Garden City New Jersey as a publicity stunt or test possibly linked to promoting peace efforts and air power demonstrations.
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Garden City
N. J
Enterprising reporter hints at Japanese airships near Pacific
A correspondent suggests discovery of a fleet of Japanese airships poised to unleash devastation over the shark infested Pacific waters, implying imminent aerial threat in wartime reporting.
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Pacific
Woman Breaks Leg Tripping in Hobble Skirt
A new report says a woman injured her leg after tripping on a hobble skirt. The incident sparks talk of possibly passing sump tuary laws to keep women dancing with partners.
July Rainfall Dips Below Historic Averages
The weather report notes July rainfall averaged 2.21 inches less than any July since 1879, marking an exceptionally dry month. This reading underscores unusually low precipitation levels for the period and highlights a persistent drought pattern in the area.
Illinois man patents two pointed safety pin idea
An Illinois inventor unveils a safety pin with two points while public curiosity grows over whether women will carry it in belts. A mix of age old health maxims and practical street safety advice rounds out the fragment.
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Illinois
Convention declares kissing must be abolished by dentists
At a Denver convention dentists argued that kissing should be abolished to save the human race. The speaker questioned whether a human race without kissing would be worth saving.
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Denver
Massachusetts preacher predicts baseball in heaven
A Massachusetts preacher claims heaven will host baseball while some fans may be frustrated if throwing objects at the umpire is barred there. The remark blends religious imagery with sports culture in a light humorous note.
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Massachusetts
Ananias Club Said to Harm Local Fisheries
The season for fish and snake stories has been poor in quality and quantity. Some theorists argue the Ananias club's establishment has acted as an early frost to the area.
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Ananias Club
Cure by Injection: European Doctors Eye Radium for Lupus
European physicians report using radium injections to treat lupus vulgaris of the neck and compare with radium application. In two months of injections, swelling and lesions diminished while one case showed partial healing and later recurrence. another side with injections showed gradual erythema reduction and disappearance.
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New York
L. Wicham
M. Degrass
London
Lancet
Lisbon
Radium Therapy Yields Hopeful Cancer Results
Report describes injecting insoluble radium salts in an oil mixture beneath a cancer nodule to prolong contact with diseased tissue. The treatment diminished the nodule without ulceration and showed no recurrence, suggesting emanation from radium enhances therapeutic effect and future potential.
False Angkora land claim traced to Moor Hasan Ben Ali
A Tangier report claiming American interests bought most of Angkora in southwest Africa proved false. The rumor began from a minor land purchase by Hasan Ben Ali, a Moor who is now a naturalized American citizen.
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Tangier
Angkora
Africa
Hasan Ben Ali
Poetry in Bills and Mathematics United in Verse
Professor Ernest J. Wilczynski of the University of Chicago argues in a Ryerson Laboratory talk that poetry and mathematics share language and form distinct from ordinary speech. He says poets and mathematicians think similarly, with rhythm and evolution as core elements and all subjects connected by ideas. Migration notes and comments on animals close the piece.
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Chicago
Krocer
Ernest J. Wilczynski
University of Chicago Mathematics Department
Profesor Wilczynski
University
Ryerson Physical Laboratory
Wilczynski
Goethe
Speethoven
Wagner
Long, hard winter ahead says Central Park zoo keeper
Central Park keeper predicts a long severe winter after observing birds including blackbirds chipping sparrows and bluebirds. He notes twenty five years of study pointing to an early approach of winter. The warning reflects migration and seasonal patterns observed at the New York zoo.
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New York
Snyder
Central Park
Mosquitoes Ravage Cattle Across Southwest Louisiana
Lake Charles Louisiana faces a mosquito plague with thousands of cattle killed. Insects hover over fields and marshes forcing residents to live under nets and protective clothing. Nighttime activity makes outdoor life nearly unbearable along towns near the Southern Pacific railroad.
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Lake Charles
Louisiana
Southern Pacific
Sacred Karakul Sheep Arrive With Yale Professor In Washington
George Sifford a former Yale professor in Tacoma guards fifteen Karakul sheep on Hesper Island Puget Sound as the first pure bred sacred sheep in America. Sifford sought climate and forage similar to Bokhara and found it near Seattle with grasses matching those of Asia. The flock is expected to grow next summer and the wool quality shows improvement since arrival.
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Tacoma
Wash
Hesper Island
Puget Sound
George Sifford
Yale
Asia
Sifford
America
Europe
Bokhara
Central Asia
Victoria
B. C
Seattle
American
The Self-Made Millionaire and the Royal Bath
London tale echoes of elegance and a Hyde Park area mansion famed for a bath fit for royalty. A kingly guest admired the marble floors stone panels and a crystal balustrade stairs leading to the bath as the proud owner boasted of design mastery and plans for Saturday nights.
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London
Hyde Park Corner
Americans abroad season amid luxury and rain
The article notes a strong American tourist season in London Paris and Berlin with well funded travelers patronizing newly built reasonably priced hotels in major capitals. It mentions Berlin and Paris in competition for tourists while London emphasizes its prestige and museums. Rain and cold dampen trade in London and Paris though American wealth boosts Parisian shops and restaurants.
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Ondon
London
Paris
Berlin
Europe
Rome
Vienna
New York
Carrie Nation home for drunkards wives faces closure
Kansas City reports the refuge founded by Carry Nation for drunkards' wives, housed in a 40‑bed facility, likely to be returned to Nation as there are no wives to occupy it. Associated Charities considers the property sale to fund other work while debate over custody continues.
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Ansas City
Kan
Carry Nation
Kansas
Associated Charities
Peter W. Goebel
The
Goebel
Busy Money Changers Work All Night in Wall Street Banks
In New York four large banks run three eight hour shifts for mail and checks. Two shifts operate from five PM to nine AM, processing thousands of letters nightly. Banks handle 20 to 40 thousand checks daily and sometimes total up to 30 million dollars in night mail.
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York
Wall Street
New York City
West
Aged Ice Regarded Safe for Health
The Natural Ice Association of America and Philadelphia dealers campaign to assure the public that aged natural ice is free from bacteria. They argue frozen bacteria die rapidly and that ice aged four to five months, cut in winter and used by summer, becomes sterile. A trade paper urges buyers to seek old ice as pure and safe.
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Hiladelphia
Natural Ice Association of America
Philadelphia
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