Quips and notes ripple through early 20th-century columns
A scatter of humorous items from March era chatter including a breeder of puns about April seeds and July weeds, aviation mishaps, a Washington census tale, a Brooklyn girl with two heads, a 38 story plan, and Lord Kitchener praising West Point amid public theater etiquette.
Bacteriological drama and royal marriage notes
The piece notes Wisconsin girls staging a bacilli drama with microbes personified on stage and compares it to a barnyard show. It mentions Prince Victor Napoleon renouncing France’s throne and a Belgian king’s daughter as a future bride, plus Dr. Pearson’s motto about not fretting the gizzard for a ninety year old philanthropist.
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Wisconsin
Victor Napoleon
France
Prince Vicetor
Leopold
Belgium
Butter War in Elgin Echoes Price Fight
A local dairy industry dispute in Elgin pits factions over milk pricing as one group pushes a set rate while another demands a cent less per pound. The public bears the burden of supply and demand dynamics amid trust influence. Separately, German impostor Herr Wilhelm Voight who spoofed a Koepenick officer faces deportation due to immigrant restrictions.
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Elgin
Herr Wilhelm Voight
Koepenick
Uncle Sam
Herr Voight
British concession inked for Manchuria railroad line
The British foreign office reports China granted a concession allowing an American British syndicate to finance the Chin Chow and Aigun railroad. The line would pass through Manchuria, reflecting negotiations that align with Knox’s aims for fair American recognition in the region.
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British Foreign Office
China
Chin, Chow and Aigun
Manchuria
Knox
Quanter
Sherman brothers and the kings of sailor town
The Irvington waterfront dominated by boarding masters and the Sherman brothers who run licensed dens and ship crews. They prey on sailors with advance notes and blood money while captains pay for a loyal crew amid a web of legal evasions and consuls. Public outrage forces the tyrants to retreat as unions and law curb their power.
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Sailortown
Jack
John
Peter Sherman
Irvington
Pacific Coast
Upper Irvington
Pete Sherman
Urvington
Sailor Town
New Northwest
Europe
India
Horn
Captain Brown
Carmarthenshire
England
Jack Sherman
Law
Kings
Dogs of Justice
Sherman Boys
Sherman
Greenhorn
Pete
Jimmy Hunter
Black
Hunter
Shipping Commissioner's
Good Hope
Safflortown
Captain Black
Dunkirk
France
United States
James Hunter
Uncle Sam
Greenbacks
London Town
Seven Seas
United States District Attorney
Charlie Marsden
Bucko
Railroads
On Her Dignity
A young man asks for water and is told by a haughty young woman that only mother may descend to the kitchen. She insists she never goes into the kitchen, signaling social restraint and household hierarchy.
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Toondon
New York
Fat and Fat People Courageously Considered in Health
The article argues fat is essential for energy, protection, and tissue health. It cites fat as a quick energy reserve and a cushion against injury, while noting its aesthetic and psychic roles. G M Miles advocates fat’s presence calming vital processes and warns lean lack may cause discomfort and pessimism.
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G. M. Miles
Miles
Wendell Phillips Driven From Home
A sobering note recalls Wendell Phillips dying days in a bare Essex street room. Development committees refused to spare his home and the old Webster mansion on Summer street near Church Green was swept away for progress.
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Wendell Phillips
Essex Street
Webster
Summer Street
Church Green
Stator
Joe Mitchell Chapple
Washington
National Magazine
It Made Him Cross Politician McDougal at Election Meetings
James Archibald McDougal, a fervent politician, campaigned nonstop for his party. He spoke on the house of lords, pensions, the budget, and disestablishment, then queued to vote but was informed he had no vote due to removal last year.
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James Archibald McDougal
McDougal
House of Lords
Wire grass a steel plant says ledger tale
A Cleveland Leader quip explains wire grass as a steel plant while Mrs Hibrau asks about Nebraska bad lands. The exchange frames a humorous misinterpretation of a term in a regional article.
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John
All Not Lost. A Quip on Love and an Automobile
A humorous exchange frames despair and hope as a suitor hears he still has a purpose thanks to an automobile. The dialogue twists gloom into motive with a playful punchline about mobility.
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A. B. Guthrie
Choteau
Teton CO
Mont
Maryland
Brooklyn
New York City
Young Sidis
Harvard
Euclid
Lord Kitchener
West Point
Military Academy