Wit and whimsy from a Montana patchwork column
A string of humorous, opinionated vignettes covers hot topics and odd notions from modern life. It riffs on fashion, aviation, weather, baby value, peach crops, world affairs, and quirky proposals while poking fun at trends, taxes, and peculiar investments.
Women led small clubs and bold protests across America
A dozen young women in a Pennsylvania town form a non swearing club and defend essential restraint. Americans push back against importing Parisian styles while slogans demand defense funds over tribute. A Portland trial features an ink well throw in court, a San Francisco divorce, and progressive views from California women and a woman physician on big feet and brains.
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San Francisco
California
Camden girl jailed for 90 days after assaulting officer
A Camden New Jersey girl is jailed for 90 days for kicking a policeman on the chin. The incident is cited as another argument for jail reform of police. In Pennsylvania a new penitentiary will be built using convict labor. New Jersey justices of the peace lose authority to perform marriages, impacting clergy.
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Camden
N. J
Pennsylvania
Justices of the Peace
New Jersey
New Malady Threatens Washington Treasury Clerks
A brief column notes a waning threat to money counters in Washington while predicting a shift from shingles to slate or metal roofs. It mentions a California woman losing voting rights after marrying an alien, rising caution among California girls, and a tongue in cheek view of printed kisses on postcards and asbestos mail bans.
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Treasury
Washington
Mongolian Lama’s Auto Ride Captivates Travel Tale
Francisco report details Tasha Lama of Mongolia delivering a limousine to Urga. Ethan L. Le Munyon of the China American Trading Co traveled 680 miles across the Gobi in ten days by rail and desert road to deliver the car. The lama, famed for bath avoidance, lives in a tent at his winter palace and critiques locals as unwashable.
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Francisco
Tasha Lama
Mongolia
Urga
Gobi Desert
Ethan L. le Munyon
China- American Trading Company
Tientsin
le Munyon
Lmousine
le Manyon
Minnie the Cat Faces Trial in Public Opinion
At the Inas much Home for Aged Women Minnie the cat is accused of ripping a tin roof and tearing gravel over the library. The health department learns of the dispute as residents and Mrs Lane defend the feline. The case plays out in Garfield place with neighbors watching the verdict.
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York
Minnie
Garfield Place
William A. Robbins
Health Department
Susan Lane
Board of Health
Lane
Meloun
Fat Juror Excused for Sleeping in Municipal Court
John W. White a 310 pound butcher was excused from jury service after failing to stay awake in the Municipal court. Bailiffs kicked him and poked him to stay alert as lawyers argued, with White blaming the heat and his weight for his constant slumber.
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John W. White
Bliss
White
Walker
South Fifth Avenue
Cincinnati Banana Eater Bets Win by 360 Bananas in Month
John Breen, a Cincinnati freight handler, vows to prove his appetite by eating 360 bananas in a month for a $10 wager. He completed the feat on April 11 after nightly banana feasts at a restaurant, followed by milk, boiled eggs, and oysters. Breen, six feet two and 190 pounds, moved to Cincinnati from Flemingburg, Kentucky six years ago.
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Breen
Cincinnati
Flemingburg
Hamilton
Dayton
John
Mrs. O'Meara
Square houses and free expert advice from William A Radford
Reader questions on building are answered by William A Radford Editor Author and Manufacturer at No 178 West Jackson Boulevard Chicago Ill He talks about square or rectilinear houses 22 by 28 feet to 30 by 36 feet six to eight rooms two stories with attic or dormers and the value of good working drawings for economy and quality
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William A. Radford
West Jackson Boulevard
Chicago
Ill
Middle West
Modern House Craft and Design Considerations
Long years of experience in building mid priced homes advise careful planning. Focus on health and comfort with drainage ventilation sunshine and wired for gas water electricity. Choose fashionable windows like triple casement designs while prioritizing practical needs over style.
Doan's Kidney Pills Restore Spokane Woman to Health
Mrs J A Schoonmaker of 1278 Pine St Spokane reports severe kidney trouble with back pain and fatigue. After using Doan's Kidney Pills she recovered fully and has had no kidney symptoms since. Sold in 50 stores via Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Spokane
Wash
J. A. Schoonmaker
Pine- St
Dean
Doan’s
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo, N. Y
Shattered Idol Reflects On Fame And Honest Speech
A famed novelist laments the weight of public opinion and the pressure to be original. He recalls a cafe exchange where a waiter sighed at the speaker’s lack of novelty, quipping that the voice he expected was not unique after all.
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Lfe
Walter
Egypts Green Sun Rays Observation in Egypt
The Youths Companion notes green tints in sunset and sunrise near the horizon in Egypt. As the sun nears the horizon its rays flash brilliant green, then color shifts to blue toward the zenith. Ancient Egyptians observed the phenomenon and referenced it in their writings.
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Egypt
Nonsense Patent Medicines Sell In Seller’s Pitch
Fragmented ad copy touts Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup and Garfield Tea for teething relief and laxative benefits. Phrases hint at social roles with remarks about independence and marital status. The tone mimics early 20th century newspaper advertising.
Ordinary Hat Helps England Murder Trial End in Acquittal
A prisoner in an English murder trial was acquitted after circumstantial evidence, including a common round black hat found near the scene, was undermined by defense arguing the hat was ordinary. As he left the dock the man asked to take his hat, eliciting a quiet appeal.
Coffee or Tea Poison Drags Man to Illness Then Health
A man details years of stomach distress and weight loss from coffee and tea caffeine. After trying Postum he reports fewer headaches and nausea, eventually quitting coffee for good and regaining health and weight. The ad copy promotes Postum by Battle Creek firm and cites The Road to Wellville.
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Postum
Postum Co
Battle Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
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