Quips and Quirks from a 1920s Column in Choteau
A collection of jokes and witticisms touching on money, fashion, crops, and society. The notes mock New York finery, moral theatrics, prohibition era quirks, and cultural trends, from butter substitutes to wedding rings and penny-pinching judges.
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New York Dispatch
Death of Shopper Tests Husband Rule in Aisles
A man collapsed and died in a department store while shopping with his wife, underscoring the stubborn habit of wives bringing husbands along for errands.
Firms fined ten dollars for mislabeling coffees
Several firms selling Modia and Java coffee with berry content issues were fined ten dollars by the government. The penalty appears small and likely intended as a warning rather than a strong deterrent.
Playgrounds as national policy across the United States
George Otis Smith argues that a feverish national economy needs playgrounds and workshops alike. He cites Seward’s Alaska purchase as evidence that vast regions should be kept for recreation and beauty, urging national parts of the Rocky Mountains and High Sierra to preserve their natural scenery and attract future transportation access.
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George Otis Smith
America
Jack
Seward
Alaska
United States
Itecif
Mare
Rocky Mountains
High Sierra
Glacier National Park Proposed as National Playground in Montana
The article details Glacier park in northern Montana as the nation’s next potential national park. It describes vast glaciers, lakes like Lake McDonald and Avalanche Lake, diverse wildlife, and the canyon system formed by ancient glaciers. It notes the region’s scenic grandeur, potential railroad access, and legislative support while stressing preservation over mining or economic exploitation.
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Sierra Club of
California
United States
Yellowstone
Glacier National Park
Montana
Glacier Park
Alaska
John Muir
McDonald
Muir
Avalanche Lake
Congress
Secretaries of the Interior and Agriculture
United States Geological Survey
Robert H. Chapman
Canadian Line
Flathead River
Blackfeet Indian Reservation
Rocky Mountain
Hudson Bay
Gulf of Mexico
Pacific Ocean
Mount
Cleveland
Northern Rock Mountains
Mr. Chapman
Great Northern Railway
Plains
Lewis
Livingston Ranges
Canadian Pacific
Great Northern
Chapman
Lake McDonald
Senate
Geological Survey
Soft-Winged Peace and the Clabber Home Debate
A comic domestic sketch features Mr. Clabber confronting wife Mrs. Clabber over daily frictions. He rebukes her for nagging sniffing and misdeeds from undercooked meals to misplaced papers, then humorously urges stocking up on “sorts” to restore harmony before departing to gather provisions.
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Mr. Clabber
Straight Footwork for a Springy Walk Across Ages
A writer in the New York Press advocates a straight ahead foot position for walking. The whole foot should be used with a slight rocking motion from heel to toe. The goose step and walking on heels are criticized as absurd.
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New York
The After Dinner Smoke and Gladstone’s View
The piece recounts Gladstone’s reluctance toward women smoking after dinner, citing a rule by the fourth marquis of Londonderry. It notes Sir Edward Hamilton’s memory of the dictum and contrasts with Crawford showing polite sharing of a pipe with a former lover as old-fashioned courtesy.
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Mr. Gladstone
Sir Edward Hamilton
Marquis of
Londonderry
Gladstone
Crawford
Big Tim Sullivan Sails Amid Flower Ban and Crowd
Big Tim Sullivan led a large crowd from New York along with William Randolph Hearst and Prince Tokugawa Iyesato. Sullivan asked friends not to bring flowers, but the throng jammed the gangway, greeting him amid three brass bands and shouting goodbyes.
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New York
Big Tim Sullivan
State Senate
Bowery
William Randolph Hearst
Prince Tokugawa Iyesato
Japan
Big Tim
Mr. Sullivan
Timothy D. Sullivan
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