Safe and Sane Christmas Shopping and Witty Observations
A miscellany of brief, dated sceneries and quips from The Choteau Acantha. Notes on Christmas shopping, travel, aviators, weather, 1910 diaries, Alaska ice cream, hair care, football safety, and public figures. A Chicago divorce remark and a meditation on West Point cadet sacrifice close the piece.
Thief Expert Calls Theft a Disease Amid Arrest
An alleged theft expert, jailed on theft charges, calls the practice a disease while noting that isolation remains the most effective control. The remark underscores ongoing debates over handling crime and recidivism.
Short skirts drive Paris to buy American shoes
In Paris the new fashion for short skirts sparks demand for superior American footwear. The Parisian lady seeks the best available and turns to American shoes to complete her street attire.
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Ja Elies
Paris
The Hookworm Disease Plan to Wipe It Out
The article notes hookworm disease as a newly recognized threat among military recruits and outlines a plan to spend about $1 million to eradicate it. It highlights the disease’s recent discovery and its perceived impact on service members.
Forestation Policy Requires State Action and Public Practice
The author argues the real forestry problem lies with states and citizens. With national forests covering only a small fraction, America must adopt scientific forestry as daily practice and embed it in state law to prevent widespread desiccation and follow the path of disciplined nations.
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United States
America
Shortage in poultry supply amid rising meat prices
Amid rising beef and pork costs a poultry shortage emerges as western farmers switch land from cattle and chickens to wheat. Analysts note profits in fowls but warn immigration laws attract study abroad. critics call current restrictions insufficient yet acknowledge merit in America’s approach.
Mount Vesuvius Erupts in Major Violent Blast
Reports describe Vesuvius erupting in the most serious outbreak since 1906 while earthquakes rock Sicily especially Etna. The events damage property and claim at least one life as seismographs in Washington and elsewhere record disturbances.
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Mount Vesuvius
Sicily
Mount Etna
Washington
Zelaya Led Nicaragua as Central America's Mischief Maker
A historical profile of Jose Santos Zelaya portrays him as Nicaragua's despotic ruler for sixteen years, using military force to control rebels and extract tribute while aiming to unite the five Central American republics under his leadership. The piece compares him to Barrios and Castro, notes his fearlessness, and discusses the political dynasties and harsh tactics across the region.
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Thomas R. Dawley
New York Times
Jose Santos Zelaya
Zelaya
Diaz
Mexico
J. Rufino Barrios
Guatemala
Castro
Venezuela
Caracas
Charmora
Walker
Portfirio Diaz
Republic of
Barrios
Nicaragua
Central America
San Salvador
Salvador
Chalchuapa
Costa Rica
Davila
Honduras
Zelay
Cabrera
Earth
Nero
Rome
Theater Doorkeeper Fights Germs With Sponge Tickets
A St. Louis theater doorkeeper explains using a wet sponge for every ticket to avoid contagion. He notes thousands of tickets handled yearly expose him to bacteria and recalls a physician showing under a microscope how tickets carry germs that could cause illness.
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St. Louis
The Mean Man. Wife and Husband Debate Satisfaction
A courtroom scene features a wife mocked for her self serving stance as she tells the husband to save his own way. The husband retorts he chose his own path when marrying her and remains unsure of satisfaction. A judge presides over the exchange.
Old Age Ailments and a Potent Sarsaparilla Tonic
An old newspaper note promotes a tonic for rheumatic pains after forty. It claims a recipe of one ounce compound syrup of Sarsaparilla one ounce Toris compound and half a pint of whiskey mixed and taken in tablespoonful doses before meals and at bedtime. The bottle should be well shaken before use.
Just Suit Her Night Watchman Delivers Vigilant Service
A terse exchange shows a boss seeking a night matchman who sleeps with one eye open and ears alert to tackle any issue. The applicant suggests sending his wife for the role, highlighting a morally questionable and potentially exploitative plan.
Sentiments for Husbands in Love and Respect
A moral reflection urges husbands to channel their best sentiments toward other women into a single deep respect for their wife. It cites the affection shown to mothers, politeness toward women, and responsibility to sisters as components that should merge into love for a wife.
Crimson Gulch Jury Verdict Reported In Courtroom
A visitor recalls that the jury returned a verdict without leaving the courtroom. The exchange humorously notes that Crimson Gulch juries prefer staying put to avoid losing hats and overcoats amid ongoing troubles.
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Sbrancho
Bob
Crimson Gulch
Hall’s Catarrh Cure Ad Promises 100 Dollar Reward
An old advertisement offers one hundred dollars reward for any catarrh cure Hall's F. J. Cheney Co of Toledo guarantees. The notice cites endorsements from Walding Kinwan Marvin and claims the remedy acts on blood and mucous surfaces. Also promotes Hall's Pills for constipation with testimonials available.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
F. J. Cheney
Walding, Kin‘wan & Marvin
Joy in Difficult Tasks, From Dr Lyman Abbott
A quotation notes the value of finding pleasure in taking on hard and disagreeable tasks and in completing them, praising perseverance through challenge.
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Lyman Abbott
One Thing That Will Live Forever Pettit's Eye Salve Sold Since 1807
An 1807 first box of Pettit's Eye Salve marked a century of growth as sales rise yearly. Howard Bros. of Buffalo New York distributed widely through all druggists. Milton quotes a line on virtue without action.
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Pettit
Howard Bros
Buffalo
N.Y
Wrigley's Spearmint and eyesight quip noted
A lighthearted line suggests Wrigley's Spearmint aids digestion while joking that improved beer glasses could outshine an optician, reflecting a humorous take on health and eyesight in a bygone era.
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