Today's Chuckle Politicians Whitewash Wall Message
A lighthearted quip notes that when leaders glimpse trouble they wipe it away with a whitewash metaphor. The joke reflects on political transparency and public messaging in a concise, witty line.
06 Apr 1989
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Newspaper
Cedar Rapids Gazette
Location
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Apr 06, 1989
Page
1
A lighthearted quip notes that when leaders glimpse trouble they wipe it away with a whitewash metaphor. The joke reflects on political transparency and public messaging in a concise, witty line.
A National Collegiate Athletic Association commissioned study finds many black athletes feel isolated on predominantly white campuses. It notes that universities recruit heavily for athletic talent while paying less attention to black non athletes and highlights disparities in representation and experiences across football and basketball programs.
The Exxon Valdez was freed from the Alaska reef that tore its hull and spilled over 10 million gallons. Governor Cowper announced the Coast Guard would assume cleanup duties from Exxon, citing better coordination. The captain surrendered to police and faced a $1 million bond as crews skimmed thick oil from Prince William Sound amid rising wildlife losses.
Solidarity leader Lech Walesa sealed a historic pact with Poland's government to restore the independent union after a seven year ban and pave the way for Poland's first democratic elections since World War II. The round table agreement, praised by Gen. Czeslaw Kiszczak, aims to launch national reconciliation and economic reform.
The Iowa Senate approved a bill to house parole and probation violators in vacant county jails instead of state prisons. The measure allows counties to contract with the Department of Corrections for reimbursement and requires work-release prisoners to contribute earnings while receiving local treatment. A companion drunken driver bill lets offenders await confinement space and bypass Oakdale facilities for community based treatment.
President Bush unveiled a 441 million education package to reward good teachers expand magnet schools and fund drug prevention but critics in Congress and education groups call it inadequate and say it breaks his campaign pledge to be the education president. They fault the budget for inflation and warn of cuts to current programs under a flexible freeze while urging more funds for programs aiding disadvantaged and handicapped students.
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