With the World's Great Humorists Selections from Writings
A catalog page highlights selections from the writings of renowned humorists. It notes wit, satire, and variety in the malevolent and merry traditions. The list invokes celebrated authors and their enduring mirthful output for readers seeking classic comic voices.
Blue Rose Miracle in New Jersey Garden
Prof Toppingham vows to create a blue rose and moves to a New Jersey house with a garden. He claims color science explains why blue flowers are impossible, but Laura reveals the twist color blind Laura orchestrates the deception as Prof Jones rushes to see the plant.
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Prof. Am
Har Geass
John
Laura
Jones
Prof. Toppingham
Professor Jones
Toppingham
Prof
New Jersey
New York
Bronx College
Prof. Jones
Toppinghama
Mr. Jones
Mrs. Toppingham
W. G. Chapman
Jinx and the Whaleback Hat Gossip in 1909 Exit
Jinx muses on his wife’s sensibility while recalling three Mrs. Jones Woollard and Leslie outfits. He jokes about hats and disguises as his wife hides a peach basket bonnet behind a bed, promising a morning change to avoid his remarks. Copyright 1909 by W G Chapman.
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Jinx
Jones
Woollard
W. G. Chapman
Best Seller Elopement Ends in Park Forging Farce
Gladys De Gratewad wanders from Broadway hotel life to a park romance with Algy. After a comical courtship, an elaborate plan to elope collapses when Gladys’s father arrives and a staged pursuit with hired woodsmen and an axe-wielding witness leads to an unexpected marriage revelation.
Pardon Petition Faces Former Postmaster Case
A Washington dispatch notes Representative Mondell presenting to the President a pardon petition for Mrs Ethel Donovan the Diets Wyoming postmaster convicted of retaining money order funds and sentenced to six months imprisonment Eight jurors later said she likely acted without criminal intent and the case was referred to the Department of Justice
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Washington
Mondell
Ethel Donovan
Donovan
Diets
Wyo
Colorado Car Wins on Brighton Course in 7 Hours 26 Minutes
A Colorado-made automobile driven by a Colorado man won the 290 mile speed race on the Brighton course Monday afternoon before about 20 000 spectators Eaton McMillan piloted a Col burn car to victory Harolds Brinker in a Moon car would have won but an accident to his vehicle altered the result The story also recounts a Boston lawyer Ames who won a 1000 claim for a man who lost a leg in a street hole and later settled the fee with a silver dollar showing the client the cost of appeal and expenses
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Colorado
Denver
Brighton
Eaton McMillan
Colburn
Harold Brinker
Moon
Boston
Ames
Sulu
Supreme Court
Lippincott's
How He Did It for the Drink Habit
A fragmented reminiscence describes a man named Rambo recounting his method to quit drinking. He mentions attending church and keeping away from temptations as key steps, though the text remains garbled and difficult to parse for specific details or chronology.
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Rambo
Nature Studies Parody dialogue with famed harp reference
A playful excerpt presents a dialogue between two birds the Phunnoibeak and The Other Bird. The Phunonibeak mocks the Other as a lyre and a harp is invoked with a literary echo from Tara’s Halls.
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Phunnoibeak
Tara
Phunonibeak
Cure for Severe Eczema Promises Relief with Cuticura
A Boston man describes three months of intense itching burning and cracking skin on hands. He could not move thumbs due to deep cracks. After trying doctor prescribed medicine he found relief with Cuticura Remedies and was cured in a month. Rept. 35 1908, Walter H Cox 16 Somerset St Boston MA. Potter Drug & Chem Corp sole prop.
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Walter H. Cox
Somerset St
Boston
Mass
Potter Drug & Chem, Corp
Bole
Alcohol not a cure for consumption says top TB experts
Leading tuberculosis specialists including Dr. Knopf Dr. Billinga Dr. Bowditch Dr. Fisck and Dr. Trudeau declare alcohol never cures tuberculosis and may hinder recovery. An Irish Bull referenced after Boyle Roche, then a Dunorey rural council criticizes an absent veterinary surgeon for a swine fever case, noting the substitute arrived late.
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8. A. Knopf
Frank Billinga
Chicago
Vincent Y. Bowditch
National Association For the Study and Prevention of
Lawrence F. Fisck
Philadelphia
Edward L. Trudeau
Saranac Lake
Boyle Roche
County Cork
Dun Orey
The Grasshopper Husband Emerges in Australia
The London Chronicle notes a new term in western Australia for domestic husbands who must handle meals and housework while wives vacation at the sea. The “grasshopper” label mirrors the older “grass widow,” reflecting shifting household roles and summer recuperation.
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Western Australia
London Chronicle
Leave it to Him. Dentist nerve joke from Wichita man
A Wichita man frets over toothache and admits he has no nerve to visit a dentist. A friend retorts that the dentist will find the nerve anyway, a lighthearted Kansas City Journal quip.
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Kansas City Journal
Rescue of Mrs. Kessler from kidney disease miracle
Mrs. Caroline Kessler of Paw Paw Michigan endured backache rheumatism dizziness urinary disorders bloating and prostration before improved health after using Deans Kidney Pills Her recovery is described as miraculous by friends and she urges inquiries through local dealers at 60 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY
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Caroline Kessler
W. Main St
Paw Paw
Mich
Kessler
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
Gerial No. 701 Uncle Sam and Dr Mitchell Eye Salve
An old notice describes Dr Mitchells Eye Salve claiming a proven cure and enduring formula, linked to Uncle Sam campaigns against fake drugs and patent medicines. The fragment notes registration of a Sev il No 701 and asserts the salve's tested merit and universal influence.
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Uncle Sam
Mitchell
Mitch
Should Take His Medicine and Why Adora Wear Long Hair
A Plunkville philosopher quips that pessimism is risky in public, since a man may shy from life yet jump at a car horn. The piece then discusses actors and a historic English rule branding wandering actors through the ear, linking long hair to concealing a decoration.
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England
The Earth Shines On The Moon And Lazy Men Power
A collection notes an Earth shining on the Moon with photographs by M Queniaset at Juvisy observatory. It cites a French astronomy piece and a remark by Justice Betta of Kingston about lazy men having a right to live. It contrasts indolent or shiftless fathers with notable descendants, noting great men often have few offspring.
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Earth
M. Queniaset
Juvisy Observatory
Justice Betta
Kingston
Shakespeare
Lincoln
Napoleon
Bismarck
New York Times
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the Blue Rose
Hm, Egbert
Judd Mortimer Lewis
Richard 5. Graves
Gladys de Gratewad
Gladys
Algy
Moutl
Wisconsin
de Gratewad
de Grate
Tmolnister
Gisbye
Chaymatin
Aald de Geatele
TeMerrew
F. P
Falr
Cnaee
F. P.r
Idaho
Nebraska
South Park
Anne
Elgin
Col
Nature Studies
Mre. Kessler
Emerson
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Charms Children
Ieeas
Vostam Coneal Co. Lad
Batsle Creek
Mick