Blunt Political Quips From A Turbulent Era
A parsing of Chicago era rhetoric notes General Eag me and Dingley the protectionist as figures of debate. It cites Indiana regiments in Cuba, dusting library shelves in Boston, Grant Jr. for U.S. Senate in California, and a deadlocked legislature. It mentions Spanish language teaching in Wabash High School and mileage perks for lawmakers as wasteful.
Croker backs expansion to boost young men
Tammany chieftain Croker favors expansion saying it creates opportunity for youth. Bryan had hoped Croker would oppose expansion, but the free silver advocate sees other hopes fading like Poe’s line.
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Edgar Allan Poe
Philippine Situation Eases as Gen Otsis Controls Outlaws
Dispatches report General Otsis has regained the upper hand against Aguinaldo loyalists, guiding efforts to suppress outlaw bands without direct military engagement. The move aims to secure the area with feasible restraint while avoiding open army clashes.
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Phillipines
Otsis
Aguinaldo
Indiana Moves to Grant Women Suffrage in General Assembly
Representative Blankenship advocates a constitutional amendment to permit women suffrage in Indiana. He argues the move is inevitable and urges quick passage to reconcile with the era, aiming for action as soon as possible.
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General Assembly
Indiana
Montana Senate Fight: Millionaires Clash Ahead of Election
In Montana a heated race for U S Senator draws two millionaires W A Clark and Marcus Daly into the contest. A state senator allegedly received 330 000 dollars in a legislative session to buy Clark votes, and the grand jury now probes the charge.
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United States
W A Clark
Marcus Daly
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Church Disruption Sparks Opinion In Franklin County
A woman had a man removed from a Franklin County church on a Sunday after he looked at her during services. The incident sparked commentary arguing some women attend church to be seen and to feel noticed, with a quip that a museum manager should catch the “freak” and make a fortune.
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Franklin County
Missing Spanish relics in Columbus casket opening
The casket containing Columbus’s remains in Madrid was opened and Spanish coins of gold and silver and other valuables were gone. The text notes the thieves likely valued intrinsic wealth and jokes about a nearby soap factory suggesting a vacuum would be found instead.
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Columbus
Madri
Chicago considers municipal pawn shops to curb high interest loans
Chicago political economists push a bill for municipal pawn shops to be introduced in the legislature. The plan aims to eliminate the large number of shylocks who lend on furniture and personal property at exorbitant rates, forcing them out of business.
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Chicago
Brooklyn Navy Yard
Prospective 1900 Republican Gubernatorial Candidates Surface
The piece notes multiple candidates for 1900 GOP gubernatorial nomination including Congressman Watson of Rushville and Senator Newby of Knightstown. It cites Stoner-Dreger contest testimony exposing alleged political corruption in Madison and Hancock counties and mentions W H Elliot of New Castle named Porto Rico Superintendent of Mails at 3700 dollars yearly with 1500 dollars expenses, reflecting Henry county political prominence.
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Hancock
Greenfield
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W H Elliot
New Castle
Porto Rico
Indianapolis
Odd Conundrums Put To Philosophical Puzzles
A stream of rhetorical questions ponders unusual links between nature economy and morality. It toys with metaphor asking why sea cows lack watered milk why dirt carts fail as real estate conveyances and why betrayals in business echo in speech.
Mottoes on gold from varied men
A concise verse presents contrasting mottos for wealth. It pairs a vain man with golds gained and kept, a generous man who shares, a profligate who spends, a fool who ends it, a gambler who loses, and a wise man who uses the treasure. The poem contrasts character with financial fate.
Walpole’s Dogs and a Loving Epitaph for Rosette
The text recalls Horace Walpole’s affection for his dogs Patapan Tonton and Rosette the last with Mme du Deffand’s legacy. Walpole drafts a heartfelt epitaph for Rosette, saying it lacks merit as art but comes from the heart, imagining a gentle bier for his faithful dog.
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Nuneham
A Shoemaker’s Ledger Sketches Village Life in Ink
A writer in a Journal describes a shoemaker’s board filled with nails and rivets to fix boots, chalk drawings of local figures like a curate, postman, innkeeper, schoolmaster, and an old man. The scene includes hieroglyphic names and a village pump serving as a substitute for a man, all recounting quaint routines.
Appendicitis Talk and a Family Will Tale
Dr H R Lemen of Alton discusses common fears about appendicitis and seeds in fruit, urging people to eat what they like since seeds rarely prevent the illness. The piece shifts to a humorous old Maine anecdote about a man's will naming seven sons and a final joke about bequests.
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Alton
High
Boston Globe
Underground Paris Catacombs and Mushroom Gardens
An article depicts Paris underground tunnels where mushroom culture flourishes in hidden caverns 20 miles long and 20 to 160 feet deep. Access is rare and perilous via a single mouthlike shaft with a pendulum ladder. The piece contrasts living pleasures with subterranean bones and mushrooms.
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Paris
Strand Magazine
Quotable Snippets on France and Liberty From Bismarck
The excerpt notes Bismarck’s view that the French are swayed by slogans and that persuasion works best when framed as freedom. It adds a wry line about handling a French spy with politeness to spare his feelings, highlighting a sharp, ironic tone.
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Bismarck
Fairy Tale Request Aired In Quiet Home Scene
Bilkins sits with his newspaper while his wife works nearby. Their four year old son Bobby asks for a fairy tale before bedtime, but Mrs. Bilkins declines and sends him to his father to hear about events from downtown last night as reported by the State Journal.
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Bilkins
Bobby
Ill-formed exchange at reception sparks flattery remarks
A fragmented passage notes two men at a reception exchanging compliments with a woman described as handsome. One man muses that flattery is key to winning the gentler sex and jokes about meeting her before marriage. The scene ends with a smiling response and an implied congratulation.
Policy on Life of Grumbling Husband Recalled
A Liverpool Mercury snippet recalls a past insurance policy for a man described as a poor husband. The wife resisted weekly premiums with a quip about a neighbor Mrs Smith who had her husband only three months in society before he died and left money, prompting a dismissive vow to cancel future calls.
Johnny Earns Breakfast by Wakeup Trick
In a Syracuse Herald item a father tells his son Johnny that the furnace is fixed the ashes are out the leaves are raked and breakfast nearly over with only three pancakes left. Johnny had forgotten his ablutions in the rush.
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Delicate Distinction in Senator Portrayal in Washington Star
A Washington Star fragment presents a dialogue about a poet and a rural relative. The exchange questions the speaker's own knowledge and humorously probes personal insight.
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Washington Star
Iceberg remark spurs sharp exchange in Chicago tale
An elderly admirer proclaims, You are an iceberg, while Miss Flyppe coolly retorts that even a hundred Cupids could not pierce her heart. The exchange, noted in the Chicago Tribune, highlights a clash of passion and detachment between the two characters.
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Miss Flyppe
Chicago Tribune
Tautology in a classroom exchange
A teacher asks for tautology and gives an example. A boy answers with a repetitive phrase about having sheep's head for dinner and Elsie's young man coming to dinner. The scene is presented as a London Fun style snippet.
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London
Greatness Thrust Upon Him
A classroom moment shows a boy named Bob Buster accused by another pupil of writing Macbeth. The accused denies and the teacher presses for the true author, revealing peer dynamics in a Tennessee era rural school setting.
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Bob Buster
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