Browning Wit and Weathered Jokes Collection
A trio of humorous quips and reflections from Brown ing area readers covers money, misfortune, pride, and daily life. Pieces compare cantaloupes to marriage, note traffic signals, joke about debt and mortgages, and poke fun at social trends and Browning citizens.
Sayers Family Help and Birth Announcement
Mr and Mrs J C Sayers spent Monday with Mrs Lizzie Rottoman helping her can pears. Beryl Mallett spent Monday and Tuesday with W E Sayers. Mr and Mrs Charles Lee Bowyer are proud parents of a baby girl born Sunday November Tth. Mrs Virgil Sayers went to Linmens Wednesday to have her tonsils removed. Mrs Marie Warren and children spent Wednesday with Mr and Mrs W E F Sayers.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
J. C. Sayers
Lizzie Rottman
Beryl Mallett
W. E. Sayers
Charles Lee Bowyer
Virgil Sayers
Linmens
Marie Warren
W. EF. Sayers
Local residents share weekend visits and farm notes
Morris Crookshanks Beryl Warren and W E Sayers helped Ted dy Holser pick up turkeys. Fairview area reports fall weather aiding corn gathering and a death in the community. Walter Brantner passed away at Grim Smith Hospital.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Walter Brantner
Grim-Smith Hospital
Ralph Sevier
Brookfield
Dess Fanning
Duane
Erman Brantner
Purdin and vicinity chilly still seeks rain
The note reports cold weather in and around Purdin with a call for rain to fill cisterns before winter. It lists local illnesses including Will Cumbo Mrs Elmer Head Uncle Bonie Miller in Brookfield Hospital Ab Johnson and Mat tie Bumgarner improving. Local social items mention Lucille Jerome winning $5 in merchandise and visits among residents.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Purdin
Will Cumbo
Elmer Head
Bonie Miller
Brookfield Hospital
A. S. Johnson
Dixon
Mattie Bumgarner
Lucille Jerome
Purdin Mercantile
Will Bailey
Will Myers
Local Social Calls Reach Milan and Trenton
Mrs A W Cotter and Mrs D L Cady traveled to Milan on Wednesday afternoon to visit Mrs Vesta Cavanaugh. Mr and Mrs R D Cassity called on Mr and Mrs D L Cady on Sunday. Mr and Mrs George Pulliam with Mrs R D Cassity motored to Trenton on Sunday to see Mr and Mrs Victor Cassity.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
A. W. Cotter
Brookfield
Charley ,Pulliam
Charley
D. L. Cady
Wm. Pulliam
Jess Pulliam
Joe Creason
Milan
Vesta Cavanaugh
R. D. Cassity
George Pulliam
Trenton
Victor Cassity
Shafter Items Social News and Guests
Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Baker hosted Tom Myers and wife from Purdin for Sunday dinner. Wanda Quigley spent the weekend with Alice Marie Coulter and others visited teachers and relatives in Shafter including the Crookshanks and Jerome families. Various callers and visiting guests appeared at baker, Cooper, and Gooch households through the week.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
van Mairs
Dan Coffman
Evelyn Brantner
Dess Fanning
Archie Coffman
Harold
Arlo Fanning
Nora Straley
Wood
George Walker
Andrew Pfeiffer
Ralph Morris
Glen Steele
Browning
W. L. Baker
Tom Myers
Purdin
Wanda Quigley
Alice Marie Coulter
Betty Jean Hess
Rosalie Gooch
Marjorie Molloy
Hazel Cooper
Fay ‘Coulter
Alice Marié
Arnold
Elmer Hammock
Veda and
James
Everett Crookshanks
Floyd Jolly
Willis Jolly
Washington
Ola Belcher
Vernon Phillips
Harold Cooper
Dudley Phillips
Floyd Shifflet
Eversonville
Kenneth Gooch
Curtis Gooch
Country split forecasts long hard winter ahead
The returns suggest a near tie in expert outlooks with about half the nation predicting another harsh winter, while the rest hesitate on the likely season severity and cold snaps.
Amateur Weather Prophets Divided Over Coming Winter
Browning resident Browning prepares for whatever lies ahead as local forecasters dispute a mild versus harsh season. He braces for both outcomes, thankful for kindness in a mild year and ready to cope if winter proves severe. He awaits spring, when critics will crow.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Browning
New Corn Harvest Machines Sold Amid Labor Shortage
Chicago reports all corn-picking machines on the market were sold this year as manufacturers claim they could have sold ten times more. A bumper crop and farm labor scarcity loom. A new device that harvests husks and loads cars may ease the shortage, though some Browning residents fear it could increase unemployment and burden taxpayers.
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Chicago
Browning
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