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Newspaper

Bristol Phoenix

Location

Bristol, Rhode Island, United States of America

Date

Oct 21, 1910

Page

4

The Talkative Barber in Plutarch Joke

A Kansas City Star reader jokes about barber talk, noting ancient barber chatter and a Plutarch line where Archelaus tells a prating barber to be silent. The quip contrasts modern vanity with antiquity and hints at a rivalry over a woman nearby.

Plutarch Archelaus Kansas City Star

Sunny Side of Superstition Brightens Daily Life

A reflective piece argues superstition can be uplifting rather than dark. It notes four leaf clovers and horseshoes bring optimism, while house signs and common objects like scissors and needles invite hospitality and attract visitors. The Atlantic Monthly excerpt encourages playful, hopeful interpretations of everyday omens.

Atlantic Monthly

Timekeeper's Math In Morning School Absence

A note to a schoolmistress explains Johnny will miss school as his father acts as timekeeper for a long arithmetic task. The child jokes that a mother should handle future sums while the man goes to work, reflecting playful gender roles in a London Scraps tone.

Johnny Dad Denar London

A Balkan House Entry Rite for Good Luck

A visitor entering a Balkan house for the first time brings a stone or green twig and salt. They lay the token on the hearth, cast salt into the flames, and wish a prosperous year with grains crackling. The visitor then recites a quirky formula hoping hens lay eggs and chicks hatch.

Balkans Balkan

Remarkable Gopher Tortoise Egg Resembles Golf Ball

Scientific American notes that reptile eggs vary in color and shape. Gopher tortoise eggs are exceptionally round, nearly golf-ball shaped. Crocodile and tortoise eggs tend toward pale hues and birdlike forms, while many snakes lay brown, soft skinned eggs resembling new potatoes.

Misheard Hymn Request Sparks Humorous Mixup

A New York Times anecdote recounts an organist asking a boy to ask the minister for the first hymn. The minister wanted Carol, Brothers, Carol, but the boy misheard as Howl, Brothers, Howl and relayed Yell, Brothers, Yell to the organist.

Carol Brothers Howl New York Times

Runs In the Family quip from Lippincott's

A brief humorous exchange lists laziness as a family trait. Mr Agile teases Mr Stoutman about running, and Stoutman replies lazily that laziness runs in their family, in a clipped wartime or early 20th century voice from Lippincott's.

Mr. Agile Mr. Stoutman Lippincott’s

Suspended Animation Quip Echoes in Puck Note

A playful quip defines suspended animation as the moment when the very woman discussed earlier enters the room at an afternoon ten, cited in Puck. The remark captures a theatrical sense of anticipation and social mood.

Puck

Suburban Growth Sparks Folding Beds for Flowers

Cramped urban limits prompt talk of expanding suburbia as housing demands rise. The New York Sun notes large suburban areas require innovations like folding beds to accommodate plants and residents amid crowded conditions.

New York Sun

Bless the fools quoted by Antrim in reflection

A terse literary line from Antrim, musing on wisdom and folly. The remark suggests a critique of universal wisdom, praising folly as a social force and a prompt for humility amid certainty.

When You See Stars A Head Shock Causes Faint Light

A brain blast explains why people report seeing stars after a head impact or during sneezing. The blue glow is a phosphorescent reaction in the eye’s retina from blood vessel pressure, not an actual night sky display, though the phenomenon fuels imagination.

Odd Hand Shaped Gold Nugget Found in Australia

A gigantic gold nugget found at the Midbas mine in Sulky gully near Melbourne in 1887 measures twelve and a half inches long and eight inches wide, weighing 617 ounces and weighing fifty one pounds of pure gold. It has a flat contour resembling a human hand with the thumb and finger clasped, found 120 feet underground near the NW main drive, close to the site of the Lady Brassey nugget discovery.

United States Midbas Sulky Gully Melbourne Australia Midhas

Rehearsal Tale Shows Mme Rejane's Tactics

In a rehearsal Mme Rejane urges a young actor to imagine loss of 800 or 400 Louis at baccarat and dismissal from the company to coax a tragic expression. She orders the removal of the part to test harsh truth and demands beauty, then declares the floodgates will open if the key emotion is found.

Mme Rejane Mme. Rejane Louis Baccarat London

Balzac and Black Coffee Battle of the Ink

Balzac relied on strong black coffee as a nervous stimulant for composition. He described its effects as thoughts rushing, memories arriving, and ideas marching like Grand Army battalions, ending in torrents of black water that fuel the writing battle.

Balzac

Burns as an Excise Officer Candles Tax Tale

A St James Gazette note recalls Robert Burns as an excise official who pursued candles tax evasion yet often looked away. During a KennaShill passage through a Lorimer home, he commented to the gudewife about her busyness and proceeded to the parlor.

The Mountains Bother Them

British efforts in Siam face stubborn resistance as native teachers insist the world is flat. Children argue the error by questioning why mountains stand upright if the earth were level, challenging the imperial explanation.

Siam

A Financier's Observation on Spending and Borrowing

A Washington Star quotation depicts a financier noting lavish spenders, with Mr Dustin' Stax remarking that many royals he has met are more eager to borrow than to spend, highlighting contrasts in wealth behavior.

Dustin’ Stax Washington Star

Paradox Quip Sparks Laughs in Chicago News

A playful gag quotes a father and son exchange about a coal stove as a paradox. The joke, captured by Chicago News, hinges on the stove burning only when placed up and then not burning when taken down, delivering a lighthearted regional quip.

Willie Chicago News

A Difference Over Jones as Leech Claim

A dialogue fragment questions Jones being a leech with a counterpoint that a leech never gets a tuck on himself, suggesting a debate over Jones’s character or behavior without further context.

Jones

Yonat a touad Enjoys Back Scratching Amusement

A vivid description of Yonat the touad enjoying back scratching. The creature shows initial suspicion, then relaxes, eyes closing, body expanding with pleasure, feet planted wider, and a swelling to gain space before retreating with a puff of delighted regret to resume chasing.

Yonat A Touad

In Hearing Mountaintop Kiss Sparks Unexpected Noise

A couple atop a mountain share a secret kiss when a mountain goat crashes the moment by leaping over the cliff after the pun. The scene ends with a comic, abrupt interruption as the goat’s ruckus silences the lovers.

Clarence London Tatler

Making Money Two Ways in Nickels Profit Story

The article explains five cent pieces function as tokens backed by treasury value. Metal blanks cost about 14 cents per hundred, stamping costs push cost to about $3,510 per million coins. This yields $50,000 worth of nickels per million, a net profit of $46,490 for the government.

Treasury Saturday Evening Post

Not Surprised Real Estate Agent Quips On Suburban Death Rate

A Chicago Journal clipping notes a real estate agent remarking the suburb’s death rate is lower than elsewhere in the county. A near victim reacts with disbelief saying they wouldn’t be found dead there themselves, underscoring a wary local mood.

Chicago Journal

Not Much. She Well Letter to Actor Insulting Him

A terse exchange evokes a celebrity encounter with insult and a proposed autograph gift. The dialogue hints at tension between the speaker and an actor, with a wry comment about Pele Mele.

Quote on reputation and personal responsibility

A concise reflection noting that disgrace is often self caused and reputations can be rebuilt through deliberate action. The sentiment emphasizes personal accountability and the power to restore standing through choices and conduct.

The Old Time English School Struggles of Poor Boys

A historical account recalls harsh conditions for public schoolboys in England before reforms. In 1834 a writer noted inmates of workhouses or jails were better fed than scholars. Boys rose at 5, studied after chores, with minimal washing and a diet of beef, potatoes, and beer amid cold, hunger, and flogging.

Enland Hton England

A Losing Game

The owner of a large restaurant explains keeping a list of missing pay checks at the cashier desk. A patron presented a 25 cent check while a 65 cent check was owed. The cashier flagged the missing checks totaling about 80 dollars. After confrontation the man offered to pay all, and the proprietor agreed to drop the matter.

New York Sun

Couldn't Forget It Unearthed By Lost Chord Tale

A judge recounts Silas lamenting a stolen cord of wood on Saturday night. His friend asks if he tried to forget it. Silas says he tried by attending church on Sunday, but the choir began singing The Lost Chord and he left during the hymn.

Silas Judge

Reckless Gambling Confession at the Nuptial Crisis

A bride sobs that her husband is developing a gambling instinct. She fears his behavior, and he had offered to match pennies with Brother Frank to decide who pays the car fare, a humorous yet fraught domestic moment reported in the press.

Brother I

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Antrim Hero William G. Malone Mason Roses Ave Warren Telghone Connection Town OF Bristol Eliza Bullock George H. Peck Ward High Street Mary and Ellen Gibbons Giles S. Congdon James A. Miller Samuel S.drury Bristol Phoenix John M. Coggeshall Joseph Rego Mello Mary J. Mello R. I Jane N. Bowler Orin Smith, JR Fristol Fredericka Doringh Samuel Norris Thesperson Brstol Wen Barnaby Corner Westminster and Dorrancs Streets Providence A Og Igeaek Raymond P. Smith High St. Tel Pennicht and Day M.O Hope Street Bristo G. M. Simmons Undertakers Edward Munro Adant Hope St. Woonsocket N. Main St Woonsocket C. W. Wall Hope ST A. W. Orgelman State Street Bristol Fish Market John Shepard Parearte Court Sylvana Rego Mello Lhtestate Frank H. Hammill Probate Court Bristol Oenix Joan M. Coggeshall Lester S. Beals Charles A. Beals Robate Catharine O'Connor Edward J. Quirk John M. Coggesha R. 1 Anne F. Martin Annie E. Tucker Iece Pristol John Harvey Merrill Mary E Merrill William H. .Thornley Briatol Peqrate Court Luigi Romano Angela Raffaela Valleca Erato Rhode Island Romano Angela Raffaela Velleca Nichola Velleca Louisa’. Velleca Fanny Raffaela Romano Mary Romano
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