Parody of Schooling and Letters From a Penny-Poised Father
An 1885 humor piece presents Bill Nye and others offering droll prose and verse. A father writes his son George about education, poverty, and language, then recounts noisy neighborhood life with African American residents and a plan to leave the farm if disturbances continue.
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Sam “Hill
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Youker
Humorous verse on a failed romance from 1835
A poem by J. B. Phillips laments a thwarted courtship after flirting with a maid. It recalls a tense exchange and a subsequent cold reception, describing the lover's emotional turmoil and regret in light verse style.
How Texas Negroes Say Good Night
A dialogue between Pete Wheeler and Nugent Trumbull in a Texas town reveals a night owl lifestyle as the exchange probes insomnia and imagined causes. The men quizzically discuss sleep, habits, and surroundings, hinting at racial tension and everyday life in late 19th century Texas.
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Nugent Trumbull
Texas
To a Seaside Cabman by W. J. Henderson
A short poem in old verse style reflecting financial ruin and emotional weariness. The speaker, after a long voyage and loss of money, asks for no more explanations and offers his last red cent to the cabman, expressing desolation and resignation.
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Tennyson
W. J. Henderson
Cabman
Feet In and Feet Out The Awkward Walk of Western Folk
A Denver Tribune Republican piece observes walking styles among men and women, noting how right or left feet are turned in or out. It contrasts various pedestrians from a dapper youth to hurried smokers and three young ladies, highlighting how foot placement and footwear affect grace, with remarks on training and social expectations shaping gait.
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Denver Tribune-Republican
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Noted Naval Incident of Colorado Crew at Pensacola Bay
An 1861 Pensacola Bay expedition by Colorado sailors and Marines attacked the Judah to destroy a Confederate schooner. After silent paddling under cover of darkness, they boarded the ship in hand to hand combat, set fires, and fought off shore batteries. Three killed, fifteen wounded, two young boatmen among the fallen. Those survivors evacuated with the Judah burning, then boarded the Colorado at sunrise.
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Lancaster Sunday Ride Tall Tale of Squire’s Law
A tale from Bird-in-Hand recounts a wager where Joe drives a wagon with a jailed helper through King Street to Lancaster on Sunday. The squire orders fines, but the decoy passenger feigns madness, allowing passage as the crowd nearly laughs at the ruse and the legend of outsmarting Sunday prohibitions grows.
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New York Pastor’s Bold Joke Sparks Offhand Exchange
A New York pastor known for anecdotes shares a sharp joke about a window incident. He recounts chasing a beans-throwing child, scolding the mother, and a final remark urging discipline to avoid future pain, prompting a witty reply about wiping the air from his nose.
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New York
Isa
The Hat Rack Man A Mnemonic Marvel
A Peck's Sun item explains how a colored hotel hat rack boy seems to identify hats by imagining owners features. He unconsciously caricatures guests in mind linking features to hats and often places each hat on the correct head. Despite praise, the narrator says the boy has limited real ability beyond hat matching and humor.
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Peck
Fatty
Ingenious Hen Tricks Way to Increase Egg Output
Cleveland Plain Dealer reports Mr. Ingenius Workhard devised a false-bottom nest that secretly drops extra eggs from a fat hen. The scheme began with one egg daily, grew to two, then three, as the hen laid eggs unseen, while observers misread the hen’s checks and the trick continued.
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Cleveland Plain Dealer
Ingenius Workhard
The
Plain Dealer
Workhard
Lady misseated in private pew shocks stylish church crowd
A woman visiting a large city enters a fashionable church and is shown into a private pew by a careless usher. A pompous elder leads a fashionable family and glares as the stranger is asked to move and apologize for the intrusion.
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iArgonaut Storyette
Secrets of a Minneapolis Bakery Revealed in Tour
A Minneapolis Tribune reporter tours a large bakery and cracker factory. Bakers say the trade demands force and skill, with men performing most steps from sponge to oven. The piece details bread making, cake and pie work, and the cracker line using heavy machinery, steam, and precise processes.
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Minneapolis Tribune
Minneapolis
Italy
Miss Ella on the Farm tale from Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle
A Brooklyn Eagle reader quotes a Burdette piece about Miss Ella Witchazel a school teacher who deserts winter rooms for a Willisea lr farm. Her farm experiments include driving the boss rake a hay load mishap and a fall into a cow barn with a Jersey calf worth 250, all while the farm’s men joke and the narrator recalls her charm and misadventures.
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Playing Fan-Tan A Chinese gambling den described in Philadelphia Times
A Philadelphia Times article recounts a visit to a Chinatown gambling den where fan-tan is played. It details the dim room, red curtains, opium sleepers, a banker named Hong Lee, and the method of betting by fours. The piece notes that fan-tan is widespread in China and contrasts dexterity of Chinese players with Western credulity.
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Philadelphia Times
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Philadelphia
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Ah- Foo
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Fan-Tan
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A Promising Boy
A New York Sun snippet shows a jeweller praising a new boy after he sells six plain gold rings. The boy confirms the rings sold for the marked price of 18 cents each, and the jeweller predicts he will become a first-class jeweller someday.
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New York Sun
New Boy
Johnny
Stamp misplacement angers postal clerk in busy distributing room
A reader questions why some letters bear the post age stamp away from the upper right corner. The reply notes the stamp clerk resents misplaced stamps slowing mail flow and disrupting postroom efficiency.
Witness Relives Barnyard Chaos Over Drying Ink
A Detroit case of assault features a battered witness who cannot confirm if Brown struck White. He recalls a chaotic scene with friends discussing evolution religion politics and dog fighting, while the crowd reels as the lawyer probes. The only certainty is his wife cooling the crowd with hot water afterward.
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Detroit Free Press
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Mosil
Smith
Jones
Green
White
Lawyer
Fragrant Image Of Cleanliness In Rural Dress
A Russellville Georgia Herald line extols women in new lawn dresses smelling of soap and crystal water with a ripe peach fragrance of paradise as they pass, praising charm and scent in a bygone rural scene.
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Russellville
Herald
Paradise
Lightning Strike Leaves Boy Unharmed Say Father Target
A Raleigh Observer item notes a Raleigh man’s son recounting fear after lightning struck his father’s house. The boy reassures, saying the lightning wasn’t after him but “daddy,” reflecting a child’s calm amid a dangerous event.
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Lraleigh
No Hermit Vows After All for Fickle Coquette
A speaker addresses a flaring romance with a fair maiden who loves the speaker yet spurns him. He asserts they will not vow eternal sorrow nor give up on life. They promise to endure heartbreak, join hands, and move forward together despite her disdain. The poem asserts resilience and shared resolve beyond romantic loss.
A Dangerous Hobby and a Flirtatious Ballad Mix
A New York Ledger piece surveys curious scenes from street life and romance. It includes a brief note on a man toting satchels chasing a streetcar, a comic misadventure with a music prose excerpt, and a lyrical vignette about a pianist and a divine beauty amid a changing mood. The tone blends satire with nostalgic verse, citing various authors and fragments.
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New York Ledger
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