Old Store Stale Goods Clash With Fresh Clerk
A blunt remark by First Plapper calls the old store stale while Second Ditto counters that a fresh clerk works there. The exchange highlights tensions between outdated stock and new staff in a small retail setting.
Not a Practical Politician Howell-Did you vote election day
Powell replies he did not vote on election day saying he was busy counting straw votes from the day before. The exchange reflects a casual political jab about engagement and polling methods.
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Ethyl and Methyl Exchange Playful Barbs
Ethyl-Jack compliments, saying I grow prettier daily, while Methyl replies with a sharp jab about the fright at the start, in a light banter exchange.
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Absurd Mryde Gladys Offers Old Fashioned Stance
Gert notes Gladys, aged and old fashioned, refuses to pen testimonials for cigarettes while agreeing to write ones for face creams, highlighting a quirky contrast in endorsements.
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Cap Size Guess For Husband Inquiried
A light exchange has Ella Vator asking for a cap for her husband. The clerk inquires about his size and Ella recalls his collars are 16, guessing he might need a cap in 18 or 20.
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Forgetful Harold declares love for Marguerite
Harold professes deep love to Marguerite and asks who he previously claimed to adore, while she doubts his memory and asks for clarification. The pair exchange a playful test of memory about past declarations of affection.
Children Demand Fresh Things Each Week
A wry exchange highlights class and opportunity as a speaker notes that children require novelty weekly, while a companion replies that owning an automobile grants him understanding, underscoring social contrast and mobility.
Brute Again She Dreamt Of A Neck Lace
A fragmentary exchange mentions a dreamt neck lace and a forthcoming birthday. The speakers discuss ideas and a gift, with one suggesting buying a dreambook. The text is incomplete and lacks clear news context.
Blinks and Jinks quarrel over a hellish medium
In a sharp exchange, Blinks claims the medium is hot, while Jinks dismisses it, noting she provokes commotion and stirs trouble nightly with wild talk of Cain and the Devil.
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Quick Service Tenant and Landlord Exchange on Rent
A brief exchange contrasts tenant and landlord views on portable houses. The tenant asserts mobility makes rent fair, while the landlord questions the arrangement. The gag highlights a humorous quarrel over rental practices and portability.
The Question Proud Parent and Bold Suitor Exchange Wary Promises
A dialogue unfolds as a father questions a suitor about motives and money while the suitor counters that both sides take risks. The exchange centers on trust, long term commitment, and the fear of future failures affecting family plans.
He Has Felt It
A witty exchange about language ends with a playful definition of the mother tongue. The father explains it is like pickled tongue but more vinegary, provoking a knowing smile from the boy.
Filling the Order Lumber and Social Quips
A fragment shows dialogue on lumber needs and gender roles with comments by Pathfinder and Walska. The notes mention white pine logs, marriage pressures, and a shopper’s nod to Russ Ball Blue grocers promoted by Coast to Coast.
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