Promiscuous Driftings Skewers Lies And Laughter
A collection of sharp wits lampoons politics religion and social fuss. Jokes touch Roosevelt senators ministers insurance panics and marriages with pithy quips and satirical one liners. The piece mocks war talks stock market woes and social proprieties through quick quips and silly narratives.
Funeral of Mr. Bartlett Arrives from Santa Monica
The remains of William D. Bartlett arrived Friday night from Santa Monica California accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. W. M. Kurtz and son Frank. Funeral held at two o'clock at the family residence with Rev. G Walton King officiating. Interment in the new cemetery beside friends and relatives from distance. Attendees included Dr. J. B. Hunt Westerville Wm. L. Bartlett New Plymouth W. D. B. Carpenter Great Falls MT John H. Carpenter Columbus Mrs. James Fenwick Guysville Mrs. Kate E. Parker Rutland Mrs. Charles Cable Nelsonville Bartlett Park Rutland and Mr. Ed B. Kurtz New York.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
William D. Bartlett
Santa Monica
Cal
W. M. Kurtz
Gon Frank
G.walton King
New Cemetery
Amosnig
J. B. Hunt
Westerville
Wm. L. Bartlett
New Plymouth
W. D. B. Carpenter
Great Falls
Montana
John H. Carpenter
Columbus
James Fenwick
Guysville
Kate E. Parker
Rutland
Charles Cable
Nelsonville
Bartlett Park Rutland
Charles L. Kurtz
Ed B. Kurtz
New York
Health Of American Women At New York Assembly
A New York doctor told 500 women that healthy American women are rare. The piece promotes Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as a remedy for a wide range of female ailments and urges women to write Mrs. Pinkham in Lynn Mass for advice.
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New York
Lydia E. Pinkham
T. C. Willadsen
Manning, Ta
Mattie Henry
Danville
Impure Humors Cause Skin Ailments And Tiredness
The article explains that all humors are impure matters the body cannot handle alone. They accumulate, cluttering the system and causing pimples boils eczema loss of appetite fatigue bilious turns indigestion dull headaches and various troubles.
Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Promised Cure
A testimonial from Maren Ina O Brows of Rumford Falls Maine describes Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills removing a salt rheum on the hands and clearing sores. The advertisement claims the remedy strengthens tones and invigorates the whole system and keeps its promise to cure.
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Hood
Maren
Ina O. Brows
Rumford Falls
Local Note on Sleigh Ride and Small Town Visits
In Lottridge several youths enjoyed a sleigh ride to Alfred. L. D. Anastle and wife visited Lewis and wife. Ear! Person visited Lewie Person and wife. Sam Baile remains with a bruised hand. wood chopping for Sam Baile was held. Alba Castle returned home after two years away. Dr. J. J. Stout recovered from illness and returned to Luhrig. Mrs. Sarah Person visited Miss Clara Guthrie in Alfred Saturday night. J. J. Snyder & Co. moved their saw mill on 8. P. King’s farm last week.
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Alfred
L. D. Anastle
Lewis Personis
Sam Baile
Ear
Lewie Person
Alba Castle
J. J. Stout
Luhrig
John Stout
Sarah Person
Clara Guthrie
J.J. Snyder & Co
Seventy Times Seven Poem of Forgiveness by B. W. A
The writer asks forgiveness for a brother's fault and reflects on mercy and reconciliation. Sol will cross the depth to you and God may bridge the gully to me, concluding with a note of forgiveness.
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Sol
God
Youth of Japanese Navy Crews Stands Out
The piece notes that Japanese naval crews average younger than other navies with no enlistment over 20 years old. It also states the average height is 5 feet 4 inches, shorter than other navies.
Little Early Risers and Rocky Mountain Tea Ad
Promote constipation relief and liver tonic effects with Little Early Risers, mild and effective pills sold by Cline's Pharmacy. Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea is also marketed to improve health, with an emphasis on headaches, constipation, kidney and liver issues.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cline
Hollister
Protrudin Piles Cure Promise by PAZO OINTMENT
Drugstore blurb promises refund if PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any case of piles or bleeding within 14 days. First application alleged to give ease and rest. Instructions mention sending stamps to Paris Medicine Co. St. Louis Mo for delivery.
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Devieg
Paris Medicine Co
St. Louis
Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tablets Ad Claim
An advertisement touts Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tablets as unequaled for constipation with sure action and no nausea. A Ms A R Kan of Baxter Spring praises their superiority and McKee's drug store is named as seller. The Lewis and Clark exposition in Portland features a 200 acre shallow lake illuminated by 125000 electric lights to display migrating fish.
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Chicago
Chamberlain
Laura
W. D. Wilcox
Logan
New York
McKee’s Drug Store
A. R. Kan
Baxter Spring
Kana
McKee
Portland
Change of Time for M C and R R Trains
Train schedule update effective Monday January 9 shows No 2 from Marietta to Palos at 9 05 am with 11 05 am arrival, No 3 from Palos to Marietta at 11 22 am arriving 1 25 pm, No 4 Marietta to Sharpsburg and Amesville with final arrivals, No 5 Amesville to Marietta, plus connections to Ohio Central lines at Palos and Toledo Columbus Charleston Athens. Nos 2 and 3 promise the quickest Marietta Columbus and Ohio Central routes.
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M. C
R. R
Marietta
Palos
Sharpsburg
Amesville
Ohio Central
Columbus
Toledo
Athens
Charleston
Ohio Central Lines
P. M. Seymour
Special Excursion Train to Athens for Perry & Patton Show
A special excursion train will run from Corning and intervening towns to Athens Saturday night to transport patrons to the Perry & Patton performance at the opera house. The service enhances travel for theatergoers with convenient departure points and scheduling.
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Corning
Athens
Opera House
Sheriff Sale Of Real Estate In Athens County
Marion P Totman v The Nice Coal Co tale of a public auction of 10.41 acres in Rome Township Athens County Ohio. The sale follows an attached property order from the Athens County Common Pleas Court with minerals reserved and appraised at 175 dollars. Cash payment due on sale day. Sheriff A Murphy with deputy H W Murphy presiding. Lewis Sayre Putts Attorneys. Feb 2 15.
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Rome Township
Athens County
Ohio
W.W. Jackson
Beignning
Assignee Sells Waterloo Township Farm Under Probate Order
By order of the Athens County Probate Court assignee H Wickham offers at public auction the Waterloo township farm in Athens County Ohio. The 114 acre property part of Fraction 30 Town 11 Range 15 lies along the Baltimore and Ohio Southwestern Railway right of way and carries an appraisal of 2280 dollars. Sale set for Saturday March 2 1905 at 1 PM at the Athens court house front door with terms one third cash one third in one year and one third in two years secured by mortgage or full cash.
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Athens County
Ohio
Court House
Athens
Waterloo Township
Ohio Comepany
Baltimore and Ohio Southwestern Railway Company
H. Wickham
Thomas J. Allison
Grosvenor
Ier Bitinetty
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All Humors
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Great Central South
General Immigration and Industrial Agent
Louisville & Nashville RR
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Nice Coal Co
Athens County Court Common Pleas
Court of Common Pleas
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H. W. Murphy
Lewis & Sayre
Putff
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