Lesson from the Past and the Stage Quips
A collage of vintage snippets humorous and disjointed features lines about Macduff, Shakespeare, spelling lessons, teething remedies, credit ads, and playful wordplay. The pieces mix stage lore with child talk and era humor, creating a mosaic of early 20th century brevity and whimsy.
Watch returns after theft linked to dubious London society
A long‑ago Lom fon solicitor, now dead, defended two men accused of burglary. Soon after a valuable gold hunter watch with an inscription from a dubious London society vanished, only to reappear years later in the solicitor’s pocket by post with a note apologizing that they never rob one of their bals.
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London
Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises Spring Health Cure
An ad touts Hood's Sarsaparilla as the spring remedy to combat pimples, boils, loss of appetite, fatigue, indigestion and headaches, claiming radical and permanent cures with tablets or liquid form. It also mentions a Japanese aeroplane speed claim and a Brazilian railroad plan to send mechanics to the U.S. for factory service.
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Cugarcar Co
Portland
Oregor
Witty quips cross country in scattered jokes
The clippings present a collage of light humor from various papers. Jests involve domestic quirks about razor hiding, hair color secrets, dining car dangers, and questions about social behavior, delivered in brief, punchy lines. Notable punchlines reference a nanny embarkation, a waiter tailored for hurried diners, and light marital banter.
Yellow River steel bridge in China’s Pekin Hankow line
A historic engineering marvel spans the Yellow River on the Pekin Hankow railroad. Built with 60 foot steel tube piles sunk into quicksand, the two mile long bridge uses cement filled piles and stone rafts to anchor foundations. A 21 car train crossed on opening day with no perceptible vibration.
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China
Yellow River
America
Fashion Hints on Sheer Overdresses and Tunics
The fashion note praises very sheer over-dresses paired with heavier fabrics, deeming the look exceedingly pretty when tasteful. A rose foulard with black polka dots is shown, featuring a black chiffon tunic and hem embroidery that matches the veil.
Sandwich Thief and Snow Sculpture Tales Across Quebec
A boy guards a sandwich by nibbling its edges while insisting it is not his. In Quebec City a winter snow statue contest on Dufferin Terrace draws judges and gold prizes at the Chateau Frontenac. A child’s dream of adulthood and a remark on will power close the column.
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Mie Ceant
Quebec
Dufferin Terrace
Chateau Frontenac
Lenda Steel
Canada
M. Paul Chevre
Paris
Champlain
M. Chevre
Chateau
Crsteau Frontenac
Business Armes
The Real Question Little Bessle Mamma Naughty
A brief Harper's Monthly dialogue features Little Bessle and her mother as they spar over guilt and conscience. The child questions how she will know when she is naughty, while the mother says conscience will tell her, though the child doubts and probes further.
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Bessle
Harper's Monthly
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Macbeth
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Margie
Eme
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Er—na
Bumble
Bacon
Robert
Yonkers Statesman
Harner’s Magazine
Gravity Oil Company
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Closset & Devers
Portland. Ore
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Standard Oil Company
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Miss Kidder
Carrie
Ask
Boston Globe
Washington Star
Detroit Free Press
Patrice
Yonkera Stites
Bowton Globe
Maud
Ethel
Boston Transcript
Kansas City Journal
Cholly
Deuce
Collah Dutton
Reggie
Dubbs
New York
Philadelphia
Washington Evening Star
Sacred Heart Review
Cleveland
Chicago Record-Herald
Cincinnati
St. Louis
Chicago
Daily News
Matims
Ladies’ Home Journal
Ma Acad
Fenigrra
Alasme St Pi
Orton Avtar
Saletan Mpeeluka
Kunyon
Ikea
Munyon's
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W. H. May
Pearl
Steinway
Ros
Sherman Play & Co
Sicsines
Morrison
Postoffice
Portland, Oregon
Thia
Adar
Detralt
Matt Breck
Millersburg Dauphin Co
Condon
Lewiston
Forest Grove
Northwest
McEwen & Koskey Commission
Front St
Ore
Kansas City Times
Havioam
Zeke
Treasury Department
Washington
Walt
W. L. Douglas
Wits
W.la Duuigine
Seatie Ur Mai Inter Ihvere
Reuters
I Wise Dental Co. Incorporated
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