Eddytorial Squibs in Bingville Readers Observe Variety
A quizzical local note presents eddyitorial squibs from Bingville as a garbled pastiche of proverbs and jokes aimed at back subscribers. The piece mocks procrastination and inflation while lampooning Hank Dewberry and other townsfolk, ending with a pledge to collect overdue subs.
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Sankt
Sanctum
Popcorn Party at Miss Hoskins Residence
Social notes report a pop corn party hosted by Miss Milly Hoskins last Thursday evening between 6 and 9 at her home. Guests enjoyed doughnuts apples and games then dispersed by 9. Also a church fundraiser at Bingville church last Saturday evening raised funds for Rev. Sami Moore with admission of 10 cents including pie and coffee. Amount $1 45 was donated. Also a humorous ad for a botts cure and a note about Miss Amelia Tucker considering boarding school plans.
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Milly Hoskins
Bingville
Ladies’ Aid
Sami Moore
Moore
Doc
Veternary
Edditor Bugle
Amelia Tucker
Amelia Allas
Bingville Explains Peculiar Post Office Outburst
The Bingville Bugle editor reveals a curious incident at the town P O on Tuesday morning. Readers learn the letter from Iz Brown in Snake Bend caused the outburst after a $2 bill credit request, with townsfolk misreading signals and discussing cider, hens, and local gossip.
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Bingville
P. O
Eph Higgins
Hen Smiley
Doc. Livermore
Speshialist
Doc
P.O
Iz Brown
Snake Bend Way
Weather Mood Flirts With Rain as Ringville News Tricks
The note hints at possible showers while urging Bugle subscriptions. It mentions Dec Livermore the physician rushing to help Enos Witherow near Ringville four miles west on the turnpike. A humorous horse swap with Seth Green interrupts the urgent call.
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Ridiculus
Dec Livermore
Enos Witherow
Ringville
Doc
Bingville
Enosses
Seth Green
Local Breefs from Bingville Oddities and Mishaps
Sime Wilkins rides home five miles from Bingville when his horse stumbles and bolts, leaving him to walk home through dark mud. Bill Sims injures his knee with a corn cutter and plans a petition to Washington for pension uplift. Bud Hinckley returns to school and suffers a lick for misspelling cat. Deacon Butterworth tears his glasses, muttering a profanity. the gathering jokes about a cake and a rift with Susan.
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Sime Wilkins
Bingville
Sime
Hoss
Bill Sims
Bill
Washington
Bud Hinckley
Jed Peters
Bud
Deacon Butterworth
Wensday
Pete
Susan
Galway Gap correspondent hopes for Bugle subscription and stamps
A Galway Gap item from the country correspondence notes quiet conditions and sends a light news list. Snik Holborn cuts his chin while shaving and plans to buy a safety razor. Miss Mehitabel Harriman kept a late parlor light and the writer suspects companionship with Sam. A husking bee is planned at John Everman’s barn next Saturday with music by Jock Slocomb on the fiddle.
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Galway Gap
Snik Holborn
Snik
Mehitabel Harriman
Sam
John Everman
Jock Slocomb
Specktackles Urges Free Eye Exam In Junk Ad
A humorous old-time ad offers first class specktackles with refunds on unsatisfied purchases. It promises free eye examinations and claims second hand specktackles incur charges, noting mistakes happen even with specktackles. The message signed by Dr. Livermore of Bingville.
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Hank
Boss
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Abner Whitman
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Sim
Jericho
Jericcho
Becaz
Lokal Breefs
Firstlass Specktackles
Specktackles
DOC Livermore
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