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Newspaper

Ames Times

Location

Ames, Iowa, United States of America

Date

Sep 26, 1907

Page

7

Evangelist Trials German Ice Wagon Driver in Sermon

A noted evangelist at a crowded service asked a stout German man if he was a Christian. The man replied Nein Sherman, then clarified he already drives an ice wagon and has no interest in conversion.

Nein Sherman

Immortality Amid Passions Proclaimed in Verse

A poem by Edith Willis Linn extols an immortal presence linked to love faith beauty and fame. It claims this force outshines earthly passions and sustains even angels in heaven. The speaker ties this essence to the heart of poetry and the sea and river’s rush.

Edith Willis Linn

Sim Peck's Deer Hunt Joke Reflects Clergyman's Error

A self conscious young clergyman filled the country church pulpit and asked a deacon for feedback. The deacon, with patient humor, compared the sermon to Sim Peck's first deer hunt, noting he followed tracks but in the wrong direction all day.

Sim Peck Waal

Militant Republican tale of a New York merchant

Congressman John Sharp Williams recalls meeting a New York merchant in Rome years ago. They ride past King Humbert as all bow, but the merchant refuses, declaring he does not bow to any king. Williams notes the king smiles as his companion remains stiff and proud.

John Sharp Williams Williams King Humbert

Real Thing in Ancestors Dialogues

A dialogue excerpt features Mrs O Brien and Mrs Kelly debating ancestry. Mrs Kelly asserts noble Donahue lineage claiming genuine origins and pride in a storied family background. The exchange reflects humor and social status themes from Ladies Home Journal.

Mrs. Kelly Mrs. O’brien

Not in Madagascar Says Faithful Clergyman

While crossing from New Haven to Dieppe Mgr Farley faced a French youth who sneered at religion. The monsignore calmly replied with a twin aim of mercy and humor, noting they are not in Madagascar where priests are hanged with donkeys.

Mer. Farley New Haven Dieppe Madagascar Mgr. Farley

Chickens of Leisure at Goldwein Estate

Mrs. Goldwein of Cripple Creek, after a fortune from a strike, founded a country home near Denver. While showing visitors her prize poultry yard, she boasted of the fowls as “all prize fowl” and implied they could lay daily if needed.

Several Ways to Hatch Chickens

A teacher discusses egg incubation and explores alternatives to brooding. A student jokes about placing eggs under a duck, highlighting curiosity about hatching methods.

Woodchuck digger on Sunday prompts resident dinner plan

A visiting minister speaks with a boy digging in a bank on a Sunday. The boy explains he digs for a woodchuck to provide meat for the minister who will dine at his home, showing a child’s practical solution to a family need.

Ladies’ Home Journal

P. S. Letter Proposal Sparks Rural Courtship Tale

A young countryman courting a city bred damsel sends a marriage proposal by letter and adds a P S requesting a reply by return post because he has somebody else in his eye. The anecdote reflects playful correspondence and social contrasts.

Whistler Quips as Hat Shop Scene Turns Perplexing

In a hat shop the late James McNeill Whistler stands bareheaded while a clerk tests hats. A man bursts in claiming a hat misfits. Whistler sizes him up and fires a dry retort about the stranger’s coat and trousers.

James McNeill Whistler Whistler

Handicapped but Healthy Child Pointed in Irish Dialogue

In a clipped excerpt a speaker confirms marriage to Malone and boasts of a healthy boy, noting neighbors praise the child as the true pride of the family while downplaying other hardships. The passage centers on resilience amid hardship and community perception.

Shure Malone

The Wrong Number

Patrick works in a railroad yard and answers a ringing office phone thinking it is an important call. He asks for a box car and is met with a baffling, slang filled response revealing the misdial. The humorous exchange highlights a child's misinterpretation of adult work routines.

Patrick Hillo

Southern lawyer seeks work as reporter after failed northern practice

A southern lawyer traveling to Nashville to seek newspaper work finds himself without clients or money as he contemplates returning home. He boards a train bound for Tennessee and faces the immediate challenge of obtaining a ticket from conductors.

Nashville Tenn

A Sermon and Its Reminder and Other Humorous Clips

A Brooklyn minister denounces bad example urging against Coney Island. A church warden snaps fingers and a member jokes about an umbrella. A Washingtonian laments modern parenting while recalling a boy and a Boston bull named Bootles. A Briton and an American compare social ranks and manners.

Brooklyn Coney Island

Maryland husking bee yields two missing youths rumor

During a Maryland husking bee two young people were reported missing. A bystander speculated they were outside, kissing, as a small boy pointed toward the darkness beyond the barn door.

Maryland Nellie Jim

Doctoral Doctrines Split Sisters Over Medicine

Two Michigan sisters argued over medicine with one backing allopathy and the other homeopathy. When a mother bore twin boys the homeopathic sister hurried in and quipped that the birth would force her sister to listen, illustrating the clash of medical beliefs.

Michigan Senator Burrows

Agreeable Men and the Plumber by the Hour

In this account from Charles Dudley Warner, plumbers are praised for sociable, patient demeanor and steady work by the hour. The writer argues hourly pay fosters morality, reduces anxiety, and prevents swearing, contrasting self-gain with service to others.

Charles Dudley Warner

Indignation Unexpressed By A Gentleman Letter

A dated note reveals a polite gentleman stating his stenographer is a lady and cannot record his harsh thoughts. He adds he cannot express them himself, but suggests the reader can infer the implied rebuke. The remark reflects social manners of the era.

Lamb With Mint Sauce

An anecdotal passage recalls Richard Le Galli ennes talking with an English girl on a sunlit August afternoon. He describes rural lanes and lambs in green fields as poets extol innocence and the girl notes lambs are delightful with mint sauce.

Richard le Gallienne

Drummer Stops in Montpelier Hotel During Vermont Legislature

A drummer halted at a Montpelier hotel while the Vermont legislature convened. The brief note places the musician in the capital during the session, signaling a lull in official business and local activity surrounding the lawmakers.

Montpelier

Architect's remark about the great nave in the new church

An architect told a woman he had visited the great nave of the new church. She replied sharply to avoid naming the man, saying she knew who he meant.

Unlucky Days Recited By Inn Cronies

An old inn crowd sits on a porch and lists unlucky days in a jovial monologue. A quiet elder warns against a Monday toothache, Tuesday saw mishap, Wednesday fall, Thursday car accident, Friday loss, Saturday bite, and Sunday missed dinner.

Ladies’ Home Journal

Wealthy New York magnate at Metropolitan Club remark

Justice Harlan is introduced to a well known New York businessman at the Metropolitan Club of Washington. The New Yorker boasts his income exceeds $100,000 and says he must spend $80,000 a year to please himself. Justice Harlan comments that it costs too much and isn’t worth it.

Metropolitan Club of Washington Harlan New York New Yorker Justice Harlan

A Chance to Branch

A colored preacher explains ordination limits saying a preacher must have a tex and stick to it while an exhorter can branch. He notes his own path as an exhorter avoids ordination duties. An accompanying congregant asks about the change and receives the explained rationale.

Seein g the Lights Young Woman Misreads Voyage Tale

A columnist cites a humorous anecdote from Edmondo de Amicis about a young passenger on a Genoa to Buenos Aires voyage. The steward tells her they cross the tropic of Cancer and she responds with eager anticipation to see something at last.

Edmondo de Amicis Genoa Buenos Ayres Signorina

Labor of Ants and the Dignity of Labor

A Harper's Magazine passage argues that the phrase dignity of labor applies to all work, even ant labor. It notes that an ant hill contains workers of all ages from young workers to seasoned veterans.

Harper’s Magazine

Nothing. Cockney tourist sparks Irish retort joke

A cockney visitor in Ireland asks a native the meaning of nothing. The reply playfully fires back that the answer lies where the tourist’s brains should be, delivering a sharp local retort.

Ireland

Narrow Escape On Mountain Tour

A report from Pearson's Weekly notes a perilous moment during a tour in the mountains. John nearly got engaged in a risky situation but fell at the last moment, escaping serious harm. Michael remarks the incident was precious close but avoids catastrophe.

John Michael Pearson’s Weekly

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