Curious Language Ways From Foreign Speech To Slang
A collection of humorous observations on how people phrase ideas in English from different backgrounds. Examples include a French man seeking to purify his hands, a Scottish publican on a maid, a man comparing orangutans to humans, and a joke about a tired aging process and birthday trivia from Westminster Gazette.
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An Unreasonable Friend Among Philadelphia Painters
Several young artists in Philadelphia tell a story about a fellow club member known for painting discipline. The indolent artist rarely exceeds the required number of works and often lives near penury despite evident talent. A friend visiting his studio observes his current paintings as he rests on a couch and smokes a pipe.
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Philadelphia
Sailors’ vitals cooked here
A Philadelphia North American notice warns sailors that their vitals are at risk at the port, signaling fear or danger for seafarers frequenting the harbor.
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Philadelphia
North American
Definition of True Humor from the San Francisco Chronicle
The piece argues humor saves us from ourselves and requires lighthearted banter. It notes true humor comes from truth and friendliness, not contempt, and warns against jokes that wound the innocent or damage reputations.
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San Francisco Chronicle
The Sanity of Paris Reveals French Economic Ethos
The article contrasts French thrift with American excess, noting Parisians live within means, favor limited royage and gambling, value leisure in daily routines, and work to fund dowries and children's futures while preserving retirement time.
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Paris
F. Berkeley Smith
Success Magazine
France
Painter Seeks Price. Artist Reacts With Grief
The Philadelphia Times quotes a scene where a buyer names a good price and the artist, looking mournful, warns that insisting on more would force another painting. The exchange captures a somber moment over art and value.
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Tie
Philadelphia Times
As George Sees the Peers
A Welsh niner praises David Lloyd George calling him witty and recalling a Carnarvon speech in Welsh. He mocked the House of Lords by saying a peer would honor himself at family prayers and dwell in the house of lords for ever in a quip.
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George
David Lloyd George
Niner
Wales
Carnarvon
House of Lords
London Globe
Life is a game says a cynical speaker
A Washington Star line quotes a speaker calling life a game and Mr Meekton noting Henrietta treats it like bridge with him always opposite as dummy.
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Mr. Meekton
Henrietta
Washington Star
Change of Venue Taken in an Assault Case
Kenrik Fagercakke filed information against C. A. Gregson Northwestern special officer for assault and battery on February 18. The case moved from Justice Haverley to Mayor Sheldon’s court by change of venue, with trial likely tomorrow. County Attorney Hadley to represent the plaintiff. Gregson had orders to improve conditions around the station following complaints.
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Kenrik Fagercakke
C. A. Gregson
Northwestern
Justice Haveriey
G. A. Underwood
Sheldon
Hadley
Gregson
Senator Fitchpatrick Introduces Bills on County Treasurers
Senator J. A. Fitchpatrick introduces measures shifting county treasurer pay to a commission on collections with graduated rates and proposing state inspection of treasurers offices under the auditor of state. The bills call for a uniform accounting system and require a plan to be submitted to the state executive council in July 1912.
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J. A. Fitchpatrick
Senate
Fitchpatrick
State Execut Council
Among the Churches Norwegian Lutheran Church Services
Rev Hanson will conduct services Friday evening at eight and Sunday at eleven in the morning and eight in the evening at the Norwegian Lutheran Church.
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Churce
Hanson
Willing to Divide
A dialogue reflecting caution in lending money to a friend. Cobble insists on avoiding harming their friendship by offering a reduced loan. Stone-Well negotiates a smaller amount and suggests halves to maintain good relations.
The Fateful Message
A domestic telegram mix up drives a humorous exchange as a wife explains her mother’s insistence on visiting after reading a telegram while her husband questions the instruction.
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Frank
Tragic warning on a cruel age guessing trick
A discussion warns of a man who discovers a method to reveal a woman’s age through a hidden trick. The piece contemplates the cruel fate or harsh life such a discovery could invite, emphasizing the risk to women’s safety and dignity.
Silk Producing Caterpillar In Assam
A silk producing caterpillar, called eri by natives in Assam, has long been used for silk spinning. Unlike the common silkworm, its cocoons are not sealed, one end is closed with converging loops of silk, allowing harvesting without killing the insect.
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Assam
Morning Worship and Union Youth Meeting Today
Morning worship with sermon at 11:00. Theme titled The Sinning Soul a Dying Soul. In the evening the Y P S C E and regular service merge into a union young peoples meeting at the Methodist church.
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Union Young Peoples
Methodist Church
Sermon at Church of Christ on The Meaning of the Words of Jesus
Preaching and communion at 11 00 a m with sermon on The Meaning of the Words of Jesus upon the Cross There will be no evening service due to the union young peoples program at the Methodist church
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Jesus
Union Young Peoples
Methodist
Colo Farmer Finds Balloon With Money Order Attached
J. F. Oglevie, a Colo farmer, found a weather bureau balloon from Omaha on February 17. The balloon entangled in barbed wire bore a note directing the finder to forward it to Omaha and receive a two dollar money order as reward.
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Colo Farmer
Government Weather Bureau
Omaha
J. F. Oglevie
Colo
Government Bureau
Ogle Sends Inquiry After Troubling Affair
In payment of his trouble, Mr. Ogle at once sent the affair as instructed. The brief note indicates a quick escalation to formal records.
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Mr. Oglevie
Iowa Cow Advocated as Back to the Land Advocate
The piece argues a dairy cow remains a reliable worker even as mining and plantation schemes fade. It envisions the Iowa dairy cow delivering steady monthly dividends, urging readers to embrace rural farming and adopt cattle as a practical path.
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Iowa
Gilbert News Items and Local Celebrations
Governor stands firm on his views and the veto is praised. Mayme Wilson and James Jenkins wed on February 22 1911 at the bride’s parents Gilbert home. They plan to live on Howard Sawyer’s farm southwest of town after March 1. Also notes Roll Hunter and wife from Sibley Iowa visit H C Wakefield, and George Chen of Eagle Grove visits his sister Mrs Shearer.
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Gilbert
C. M. Wilson
Mayme Wilson
James Jenkins
Howard Sawyer
Roll Hunter
Sibley
Iowa
H. C. Wakefield
George Chen
Eagle Grove
S. Shearer
Croup Delay Risk Warns Parents to Use Chamberlain Remedy
A few minute delay in treating croup can be dangerous, even with mild cases. The passage recommends keeping Chamberlain's Cough Remedy at home and giving a dose at first sign of croup, noting it is pleasant to take and widely sold by dealers.
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Chamberlain
Snyder Riggs wedding at Gilbert home
Lawrence Riggs and Miss Blanche Snyder were married at noon Wednesday at the bride’s northwest Gilbert home. Rev. Wolfe of the Gilbert Congregational church performed the ceremony in front of about twenty relatives. A generous dinner followed. The couple left that evening for the groom’s parents’ farm near Ames and will reside in Washington township.
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Lawrence Riggs
Blanche Snyder
Gilbert
Rev. Wolfe
Gilbert Congregational Church
Ames
Washington Township
Rocky Mountain Tea Promises Stomach Relief
An advertising claim from Joel E. Cagwin promotes Holister's Rocky Mountain Tea as the world's stomach regulator. The copy urges action tonight with promises of relief from constipation and stomach inactivity through a hard coarse meals regimen.
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