Quips and Snatches of Wit From Various Papers Across The Nation
A collage of humorous quotes and anecdotes from multiple newspapers. Highlights include a New York Times quip on fish laying eggs and a Yonkers Statesman pun about a dachshund named Procession. The excerpt also fea tures exchanges about education, dog misadvertisements, and a French playwright Rostand registering a friend’s birth in a small French town.
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Edmond Rostand
France
A Rare Good Thing Foot Care Ad
An advertisement extols Allen's Tool-Eash as a rare relief for sore or tired feet. It includes a testimonial from Mrs. Matilda Holbert of Providence RI and notes sale by druggists for 2 cents. The clipping also features a humorous Waggsby quotation about marriage, from the Baltimore American.
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Allen
Matilda, Holbert
Providence
Waggsby
Baltimore
War dogs aid wounded. Red Cross work on Wimbledon Common
Major Richardson trained collies to assist the wounded with Red Cross bandages and a keg of spirits. The dogs locate wounded men on the heath, fetch aid, and wear harnesses bearing Red Cross marks. German and Russian troops also use war dogs. The Central British Red Cross Council plans county committees to organize voluntary aid resources for wartime readiness.
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Richardson
Wimbledon Common
Red Cross
Herreroland
West Africa
Wimbledon
Field
Manchuria
Red Cross Council
Red Cross Committee
Liverpool
Eng
Mercury
Price of Chicken 1500 Dollars Says New York Man
George H. Northrup of Raceville New York refused 1000 dollars for Regent a rosecomb black Minorca cock at the world fair poultry show He valued Regent at 1500 dollars claiming the bird is the most valuable under feathers Regent weighs nine pounds and is valued at 166 dollars a pound The sire Victor was sold in March to Henry Schultz Von Schultzenstein of Berlin for 1000 dollars along with twenty two other Minorcas for 4000 dollars one cock selling for 500 dollars
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New York
George H. Northrup
Raceville
N. Y
Regent
Northrup
Victor
Mr. Northrup
Henry Schultz von Schultzenstein
Berlin
Why Hen Turns Eggs Over
A country observer recalls seeing a hen turn her eggs during setting. A milkmaid explains hens rotate eggs daily to keep temperature even, ensuring proper hatching and avoiding malformed offspring.
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Evory
Orange juice cleans floors like soap in Florida homes
In many orange growing towns Florida housewives scrub floors with halved oranges. They rub the exposed pulp on boards, using the fruit’s acid to clean. The result is exceptionally white floors similar to fresh soap cleaning.
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Florida
Tender Avowal to Miss Chimpanzee by a Monk
The New York Sun quotes a humorous verse where a monk asks a chimpanzee named Jane to travel together on a subway line. He compares himself to an express company and claims a life pass on the road while courting the primate.
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Jane
New York Sun
Pocket Bucket a Novelty Makes Pocket Socket Trend
A new pocket size socket device has hit the market. Made of waterproof material and mounted on a jointed frame, it is designed for easy portability.
Defiance StarchPromotes Quality Over Competition
Defiance Starch dominates the market with superior quality and 16 ounce packages at the same price as 12 ounce rivals. Advertisements tout its cold water utility, lack of harmful chemicals, and the claim that grocers push other brands to clear stock before Defiance. Numerous product claims, health phrases, and household tips accompany the pitch.
Frost Is a Good Thing If It Stays Impersonal
An article argues that frost can be beneficial when it remains impersonal and a neutral natural process. It emphasizes nonpersonal aspects of weather, focusing on ecological and agricultural implications without attaching blame or sentiment.
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Frost
Gossip and Grumbles Across Papers and Parlour Jests
A collage of 19th century quips from Detroit Free Press Tarper's Bazaar and Boston Globe mocks society. Aristocratic pretensions, sensational misreports of injuries, and weddings draw sly, humorous barbs about the rich and the worried bridegroom.
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Rendine
Boston Globe
Grand Trunk Lehigh Route Promises Fast NYC to Philadelphia
Grand Trunk Lehigh Valley service touts convenient rescheduling with through trains and scenic routes via Niagara Walls. Advertising literature offers free on request from the Grand Trunk Railway System in Chicago. Al Jenkins of Seattle throws twelve strikes in tenpins, tying the world record.
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New York
Philadelphia
Niagara Walls
Grand Trunk Railway System
Adams St
Chicago
Geo. W. Vaux
A.G P&t. A
al Jenkins
Seattle
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