Memoir tale of whisky at funeral delays grave arrival
Dean Ramsay recounts a strange family instruction to give mourners as much whisky as at the baptism for a funeral. Willy, lacking baptismal records, allowed all to drink freely, causing the procession to travel ten miles on a November day and halt at a wayside inn. The coffin was left by a dyke and the corpse reached the grave a day late.
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Dean Ramsay
Straths- Just
Willy
Ito
Cuticura Cures Eczema After Ten Years of Suffering
A Virginia reader reports raw eczema on hands for a decade cleared by Cuticura Ointment and three bottles of Cuticura Resolvent. After starting treatment all sores nearly healed in one bottle and fully cured after the third. Family use also successful. dated Oct 19, 1909.
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M. B
Falin
Speers Perry, Va
The Wrong Sort
An old Irish peasant sits outside his cottage puffing at a pipe and lighting many matches. His wife calls him to dinner as he debates whether he has the wrong glass to see the sun shoots, thinking Moike Mulrooney may have fooled him or he has the wrong kind of glass.
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Patsy
Biddy
Moike Mulrooney
Moike
Old Breffit
Old Breffitt
Laura
Susie
Fred
Claughton
119 Year Old Paddy Blake Dies in Corofin Hospital
Paddy Blake born at Baldygheen Kilnasoolagh County Clare Ireland 119 years ago has died in Corofin Union hospital. He recalled events a hundred years past and was among watchers who saw Daniel OConnell pass Bunratty Pike on the Ennis journey for the 1828 great election.
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Paddy Blake
Baldygheen
Kilnasoolagh
County Clare
Ireland
Corofin Union Hospital
Paddy
Daniel O'Connell
Bunratty Pike
Ennis
Picturesque Language In Fire Report From Birmingham
A Birmingham Age Herald fragment quotes a young reporter noting the fire's rapid spread and the flames licking paint off an adjoining building. The exchange hints at dramatic but vivid wording and limited details in the coverage.
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Birmingham Age- Herald
Reformer Bosssays he will reform town back
Local boss claims to be a reformer of the deepest dye reflecting on past reforms. He notes reforms last year changed the town and indicates a desire to reverse them. The dialogue presents a sharp, humorous take on political change.
Mrs Fenton’s Dinner Revelations and Hidden Motives
Fred Musgrave navigates a tense dinner at Mrs. Moores where Captain Claughton’s absence and a fortune’s shadow loom large. Susie Moore resists Mrs. Fenton’s flirtation while Laura Fenton charms the room, and Fred faces a sharp clash over money, love, and social games. The night ends with pointed exchanges about destinies and affection.
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Fred
Cromwell Road
Farm Advice From an Old Almanac Style List
A long folk wisdom catalog covers feeding sows and colts, weed and pest control, dairy and bee care, hay handling, and garden basics. It urges attentive farming, clean water, good shelter, and timely actions to improve yields, butter texture, and bee management. It warns against laziness and recommends practical tactics for crops, livestock, and soils.
Senator Hansbrough and the famous saving spaniel tale
Senator Hansbrough spoke at a Washington dinner about a strong old age pensions bill and a savings incentive. The anecdote features Hank Shuster of Devils Lake and his spaniel who saved a nickel, bought a sausage sandwich, then saved coins to buy a sandwich stuffed with sausage, illustrating thrift.
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H. C. Hansbrough
Washington
Hank
Shuster
Hank Shuster
Devils Lake
Permanent Residents and the Jail Visit Questioned
Tit-Bits recounts visitors at a jail escorted by the chief warden who encounter three women sewing in a room described as their sitting room. The warden explains they have no other home and that the woman is the wife of the warden and her two daughters.
Setting Himself Right in a Mirthful Note
Charles Lamb writes a playful eulogy on roast pig and rejects muckraker style topics about food supply. He jokes about not meddling in public health questions, noting not all readers need such literary meddling. The Chicago Tribune records his light remark on eleven month cold storage pork.
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Charles Lamb
Chicago Tribune
Flattery Easy For Woman Yet Fades For Ian
A woman notes flattery comes easy when shaping Ian's view but sustaining the praise is difficult. She observes that charming words win initial favor yet long term admiration proves elusive for him.
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Ian
Allen's Foot-Kase advertised for sixteen years
The article extols the value of consistent newspaper advertising, asserting that merit sustains long sales. It argues imitation products fail to gain lasting trust and urges buyers to insist on advertised items, citing Allen's Foot-Kase as a proven example of enduring popularity and quality.
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Allen
Why Washington’s Delaware crossing stumped the class
In a third grade exercise forty students debated the life and character of George Washington. When asked why he crossed the Delaware the kids offered the famous chicken joke as a guess, until Annie suggested the real move was to reach Atlantic City, revealing a humorous classroom moment in the Philadelphia Times.
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Washington
Delaware
Annie
Atlantic City
Philadelphia Times
The Nurse's Opinion in a Medical Bill Case
A nurse testifies during cross examination about the physician's visits. The lawyer presses, asking if the doctor visited after the patient was out of danger. The nurse replies that the patient remained in danger as long as the doctor continued his visits.
Weaning Our Baby Defies Burglary Alarm Advice
An electrical supplier urges homeowners to install burglar alarms to wake during night break_ins. Mr Newpop retorts that their home remains secure while they sleep and that they are weaning their baby. The exchange highlights differing safety approaches and parental priorities.
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Mr. Newpop
Taxicab bill dispute ends with poorhouse remark
A Louisville Courier-Journal account quotes T refusing to pay a taxi fare, threatening to be taken to a police station, and replying that he'd prefer the poorhouse to settling the bill. The exchange highlights a dramatic confrontation over payment.
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Louisville Courier-Journal
Life’s Two-Thirds Bluff and Three Fourths Tyranny
A compact aphorism sets the tone on authenticity and respect, arguing that genuine character matters more than wealth or appearances. It contrasts life’s evasions with the claim that true dignity comes from sincerity, not pretense or rank.
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