Breach of promise satire and social quips
A casual collection of wry observations on social behavior and court matters. It notes breach of promise themes, contrasts between roles, and everyday quirks, with humor about editors, debt, and manners. The piece also hints at legal action in breach of promise cases.
Golladay School House Socials and Sunday Visits
John Cogle spent Sunday night with Elbert Cogle and wife. Wm. Walker and Clarence Pipes hauled cost from Advance last Monday. Eliaha Higgs bought twenty five head of lambs from Mort Edwards near Mace last week. Wm. Pittenger and wife spent Sunday with Robi Ferguson and wife. Wm. Trosper, wife and son Donald were Sunday guests of Chas. Conner and wife. Otto and Lena Threlkeld went near Carpentersville Saturday and bought a load of pears. Those who spent Sunday with Bill Wickers were Clarence Pipes and wife and Richard Emmett and family of Lebanon. Sunday visitors at James Meadows were James Reed and family, Qouch Dean and family, Elisha Higgs and family, Roy Swindler and family, James Higgs and wife, Evert Caldwell wife and son Carl, Ora Swindler of Advance, John Jones of Lebanon, and John Meadows and wife from Turner Station Ky.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Eliaha Higgs
Mort Edwards
Near
Mace
Bill Wickers
Clarence Pipes
Richard Emmett
Lebanon
James Meadows
James Reed
Qouch Dean
Elisha Higgs
Roy Swindler
James Higgs
Evert Caldwell
Carl
Ora Swindler
Advance
John Jones
John Meadows
Turner Station
Better Than Spanking for Bed-Wetting Cure
Mrs M Summers of Notre Dame Indiana offers a home treatment for bed-wetting that she claims cures children and adults with urine difficulties. She provides free instructions by mail with no money required and urges mothers to write today.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
M. Summers
Box W
Notre Dame
Ind
Sunday Visitors Near Lebanon and Area
Visitors to Otto Patterson’s north of Lebanon included Joe Jackson and family Chas Dale and family Elisha Dale and wife John Kennadie and wife Ott Stevens and wife Lish Reese and family Mrs Andy Heady and Mrs Jocie Shera Oscar Ham and family of near Lebanon George Brindle and family visited with Clarence Smiley and wife Slim Graham moved to a farm northwest of Lebanon last week
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sanday
Otto Pattersons
Lebanon
Joe Jackson
Chas Dale
Elisha Dale
John Kennadie
Ott Stevens
Lish Reese
Andy Heady
Jocie Shera
Oscar Ham
Near
George Brindle
Clarence Smiley
Slim Graham
New House Underway by Whitecotton and Farlow
Edd Jackson started his new house this week with Whitecotton and Farlow handling the construction. Mr and Mrs Ogle Melson of Maz visited Chas Brown and family on Sunday.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Edd Jackson
Whitecotton & Farlow
Mrs. Ogle Melson of
Maz
Chas. Brown and Family
Nay at Indianapolis college joins business program
Max Loyd Nay attends a business college in Indianapolis. In Lebanon, carpenters are at work on the church construction.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Loyd Nay
Business College
Indianapolis
Lebanon
Quips and local notices stitch a compact village card
A collection of pointed musings and short notices mix humor with everyday life. Neighboring names and family visits appear alongside local chatter about sales, visits, and regular appointments in a small community column.
Statement of Ownership for The Advance Hustler
The Advance Hustler weekly publication from Advance Indiana is owned by Ora MsDaniel of Morristown Indiana and managed by Nina Waters of Advance Indiana. sworn before notary W. W. Caldwell on September 30 1912 with notary commission through July 16 1916.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mars
Corrnicuts &c
Munn
Scientific Americar
All Newsdealers
MN & Co
New York
Washington
Advance Hustler
Advance
Ind
Ora MsDaniel
Morristown
Nina Waters
W. W. Caldwell
Coal prices to rise with winter demand and shortages
Indications point to higher coal prices this winter than last year due to a miners strike and transport car shortages. Expect new advances soon, with hard coal scarce and Pocahontas soft coal in greater demand as cars remain limited.
Nut abundance boosts winter stores for wildlife in forests
The report notes plentiful hickory and wai nuts across parts of the state. Hickory trees grow scarce, but any tree found is laden with nuts. Acorns and beech nuts are also plentiful, supplying a solid winter store for the few squirrels remaining in the forests.
A Cigarette Quote Sparks Health Warning
A sharp defense of a cigarette morphs into a stark catalog of health risks. The piece links smoking to cancer of the lip and stomach, spinal meningitis, brain damage, and a grim funeral procession.
Musings on manners and married life from a humorous vent
A collection of wry maxims on marriage gender roles and social behavior. The speaker jokes about debt in marriages, politeness, vanity, and the dynamics between men and women, noting how wit, timing, and context shape judgments and outcomes.
Wisdom by Mark Twain and Other Wit Bits
A compact collection of Mark Twain quips on virtue habits and human folly. It surveys nobility versus teaching, cats and nine lives, autocrats and sneezes, and reflectively trims on life, training, and relationships through sharp, humorous lines.
Splinters of Folly and Foolish Advancements
A reflective note on the folly of advancing salaries and swindling neighbors. It warns that many justify misdeeds as honesty while prudent minds avoid trouble by managing risks and keeping plans simple. The quip suggests mortgaging concerns to minimize future worries.
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H. C. Epperson
Agent Fidelity Phenix and
Hartford
Yager
J. A. McGill
Burrin Drug Co
A. Nelson
Hunt & Nash
Mark Wall
McCall's
Jaye Menez
Cin Res
Mad
McCall’s Magazine
New York City
Noties
Bank of Advance
Citizens State Bank
Jamestown
E. M. Graves
Jackson
The
Old Curiosity
Shop Lincolnting
Adore
Tweedledum
Tweedledee
London
Advance Hardware Co
Golladay School
John Cogle
Elbert Cogle
Wm. Walker
Wm. Pittenger
Robi. Ferguson
Wm. Trosper
Donald
Chas. Conner
Otto
Lena Threlkeld
Carpentersville
Max
Chicago
Pat Shahan
Pete Stevens
Near Roark
Mary Reveal
Chas. Graham
Evert Revess
Wily
Mary Stump
Maude Laller
Mabel
Fern Graham
Hazel Lasley
Lundsey
Ethel Sparkes
Valley Hedge
Harvey Walle
Family
New Ross
W. H. Nay
Corda
C. O. Powell
Della Lasley
Abram Eckert
Bert Cunningham
Albert White
Nellie
Walter
James White
Fayette
Dave Johnsons
Near Pleasant View
Wiliam Zimmerman
Shelbuan
Northfield
Laura Sherri
Meda Laller
James Lasley
Hazel
Peter
Paul
Mark Twain
Autocrat
Russia
Earth
Liers
Whitsett
Indiana
J. W.ross & Son
Geo. McDaniel
Anthony
S& Bowm