Knows He's Right in Witty Exchange About Marriage
A humorous dialogue features a husband noting his wife’s poor taste and her quiet reply. She says nothing, reflecting on what she married when asked how she responds to his critique.
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Newspaper
Advance Hustler
Location
Advance, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Apr 24, 1913
Page
3
Steno Typewriter Claims High Speed for Shorthand
A new machine named the steno type promises 400 to 600 words per minute for shorthand writers. It operates on phonetic spelling and records work in plain English characters, offering the same tasks with a clearer, readable output.
Revenge by the Lake Brings a Shared Fate
Bruce Ranklin, colonel of the Ali sajb irregulars, pursues Monica but discovers her with George Vance in distress on a leaking boat. He offers to swap places so Monica is saved, but both men face death together as a paddle steamer approaches.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Bruce Ranklin
Alisajb
Monica
Bruce
George Vance
Alisard Irregulars
Timae
Tran -Monica
Ae Ee Ae
Vance
Ranklin
Primitive race of man found in South Africa before counted years
Dr. Broom of Germiston reports ancient human presence in South Africa based on a tunnel strike near a hot spring north of Bloemfontein. He identifies fossil bones of hippopotami, eland, buffalo, Cape horses, warthog and small buck, arguing this proves co existence with extinct megafauna beyond doubt.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
South Africa
Broom
Germiston
Europe
America
Bloemfontein
Bloom
Eland
Local Woman Tells Of Cure By Cuticura Remedies
Mrs Anna A Lew of Hilltop Kansas recounts a two year skin breakout that spread and itched terribly. After trying various salves without relief she used Cuticura Soap and Ointment, seeing marked improvement in weeks and final healing with no scar. Advertisement notes free sample and Cuticura contact.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hilltop
Kan
Anna A. Lew
Cuticura
Dept. L. Boscon
Mrs Jones and Mrs Smith Comment on Husbands
Two women discuss husbands as flawless figures yet observe them closely. Mrs Jones calls her husband perfection while Mrs Smith suspects he is too good to be true.
Boy excited to move to Chicago near home
A young boy rushes to school in high excitement about moving to Chicago. He tells his teacher the family will live just eleven blocks from where they play ball in the summer, sparking amused dialogue.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chicago
Joe
Chicago Record Herald
That was a very appropriate remark from the jockey
The jockey quipped when pulled from under his mount after a stumble. He said this is a horse on me.
Joseph and the Envy of His Brethren Lesson Preview
The lesson introduces Joseph ten years after Jacob returns to Canaan and draws parallels to Christ. It outlines five themes Deprivation Disgrace Deliverance Deceit Deportation and traces how Joseph's coat dreams and brothers motives spark envy. It connects Joseph’s trials to biblical fulfillment and ends with Joseph becoming a slave in Egypt as a divine plan begins to unfold.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Joseph
God
Jacob
Canaan
Christ
Rachel
Dothan
Boston
Edward Kimball
D. L. Moody
Jesus
Reuben
Midian
Judah
Isaac
Egypt
Canada Wins Again in Oats Cup for West at Columbus
Saskatchewan growers J. C. Hill & Sons of Lloydminster win a peck of oats for the second time, securing the $1,500 silver trophy awarded by Colorado. Western Canada grains excel in global competition as districts across Manitoba Saskatchewan and Alberta expand mixed farming and seek broader opportunities. Mount Royal described as an ancient volcanic site near the northern railway tunnel with Laurentian rock evidence of past glacial flow near Ste. Monique Street.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Canada
West
Colorado
Columbus
Ohio
J. C. Hill & Sons
Lloydminster
Saskatchewan
S. C
Hill & Sons of
Hill & Sons
Western Canada
Manitoba
Alberta
Chicago
United States
Mount Royal
Canadian Northern Railway
Laurentian Mountains
St. Lawrence River
Ste. Monique Street
Problems That Settle Themselves
A brief editorial note warns that subordinates seek urgent actions, rush responses, and accuse officials of delay. It argues many problems resolve themselves without direct intervention and that excessive requests waste time. The piece suggests anticipation and patience often negate the need for action.
Humorous telegraphy style snippets and ads mixed in text
Advert-like lines include jokes about Blinks retirement mishap a mule and a ming cure. Slogans mention Mrs Austin's Bag Pancake light cakes for breakfast sold by grocers. An adv states women may look good without being accused of good looks.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Austin
Dodds Kidney Pills Proclaimed Aid by Rev Heslop
Rev Edmund Heslop of Wigton Pennsylvania suffered dropsy with swollen limbs and fatigue. After using five boxes of Dodds Kidney Pills swelling disappeared and he felt restored. He endorses the remedy and invites correspondence. Also offers free Household Hints music and recipes. An archaeologist reportedly solved the sphinx riddle by boring into its head.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Edmund Heslop
Wigton
E. Heslop
Dodds
Dodds Medicine Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Egypt
St. Louis Globe Democrat
Odd Slogans and Patent Remedies in Historical Ad Fragments
A patchwork of vintage advertisements shows Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children praised to ease feverishness and teething, with claims of 22 years’ trust and free samples. Also promotes Druggist 25c items and a promotional address in Le Roy New York, plus miscellaneous quips and food propaganda.
Marketed Remedies and Anecdotes in a Vintage Advertisement Patch
A collage of old ads and lines extolling tonics and child remedies such as Mrs. Wingtons Soothing Syrup for teething and Dr Pierce's Pellets, plus quips about manners and a comic dialog on lovers, musicians and bagpipers. Castoria is promoted with a long signature claim.
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