Hood's Sarsaparilla Advertises Cure for Scrofula
The text claims scrofula may hide for years in childhood and cause stomach and bowel upset, dyspepsia, catarrh, and eventual skin eruptions or gland swelling. It urges readers to ensure freedom from the disease and to rely on Hood's Sarsaparilla for complete eradication, calling it the best medicine for all humors.
Remus Tells Johnson About Gambled Love and Rejection
A Chicago News excerpt portrays Remus declaring Miss Johnson refused him because of his gambling and says Johnson disliked the gambling while Gawege supposedly wins. He asserts Johnson did not love him and notes his belief in Gawege’s luck.
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Remus
Mise Johnson
Miss Johnson
Chicago News
Geniuses’ unruly youth questioned by Detroit Free Press
Brown cites the Detroit Free Press quip that tales of unruly childhood geniuses mislead lazy parents into hoping their children will become prodigies.
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Brown
Jones
Detroit Free Press
Advance in Prices and Market Outlook for Binding Twine
Prices advance one half cent per pound across grades due to strong fiber markets. Expect maintained or higher near term, with increased consumption from Mississippi valley farm papers for oat harvests. Northwest manufacturers ready to meet demand. prefer home products when quality is equal. Orders should be placed now as shipments rise and harvest time approaches. The text also includes several unrelated humor clippings from the Baltimore American and Life magazines.
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Mississippi Valley
Northwest
Cure Skin Ailments With S S S Blood Remedy
An advertisement touts S S S as a guaranteed vegetable blood purifier to treat eczema acne psoriasis and other skin diseases. It recounts a testimonial from H T Shobe of St. Louis claiming dramatic results after using multiple bottles, and invites readers to request a free book and consult physicians at no charge.
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H. T. Shobe
Lucas Avenue
St. Louis
QWIFT
Atlanta, GA
Artesian water and garden irrigation gains noted
The article surveys artesian wells and reservoirs for farm irrigation, citing 2 inch wells costing 50 to 80 cents per foot with flows from 15 to 85 gallons per minute. It notes a large 34 inch well at 205 feet deep yielding about 1300 gallons per minute and discusses methods, costs, and garden performance, plus peas and hay storage insights from farmers.
Deep Plowing Not Beneficial In This Climate
The article notes that deep plowing beyond four to six inches rarely helps crops in this climate. Tests on a corn field with clay subsoil showed the belief in bringing fertility from deeper layers was unfounded.
An Underground Cistern and Farm Advice Column
Mrs Low Detwiler of O'Brien County asks for an underground cistern plan with the pump in the house. The editor describes a method with inlet rainwater, brick filter, overflow, and a lead pipe to the kitchen pump, favoring this over closing the inlet. The page also covers crop notes on Bordeaux mixture, drainage, manuring, currant worms, and crop rotation tips.
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Low Detwiler
O'Brien
Homestead
Peruna Cure Praised By Women Across States
Mrs X Schneider of Chicago credits Peruna with restoring her health after systemic catarrh and heart symptoms. Mrs Fanny Klavadtascher of Sumroytaville reports back and kidney area pain relief after two bottles. Both endorse Health and Beauty booklet from Dr S B Hartman Hartman Sanitarium Columbus Ohio.
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Poe
Peruna
X. Schneider
Fanny Klavadatecher
Sumroitaville, N. Y
Weather Lore From Winter Skies
A noted proverb links the skylark’s winter song to forthcoming bad weather. It recalls a Scotch saying that hearing the bird before Candlemus signals a spell of poor weather to come.
Dr Klime’s Great Nerve Restorer advertised in ad
An advertisement claims permanent cure for fits and nervousness with Dr Klime's Great Nerve Restorer. It offers a free $2 trial bottle and lists RB H Kung at 31 Arch Street Philadelphia PA. Also contains a comic caption about rummage sale trousers and a character named Muggsy.
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Dr. Klime
Diamonds Found in Placer Deposits Near Cape Nome
Genuine diamonds weighing from one half to one carat were discovered in placer deposits on Golo vin bay forty miles east of Cape Nome by miners washing for gold. Mothers are urged to use Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for teething children.
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Golovin Bay
Cape Nome
Mrs. Winslow
Life and toys in winter days from Max O'Rell
A reflective quote from Max O'Rell extols enjoying simple pleasures like marble games with boys and telling fairy stories to girls as life ages. It presents a nostalgic view of playful imagination enduring through winter of life.
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Max O’rell
Banking by Mail Special Trust Certificates Reach Farmers
An old established Portland Trust Company of Oregon offers certificates of deposit usable across Oregon and other states. Farmers and stockmen can earn interest up to withdrawal date by using 90 day certificates with notice timing. The company invites requests for more information.
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Portland Trust Company of Oregon
Oregon
California
Maryland
Wisconsin
Benj. I. Cohen
B. Lee Paget
Third Street
Portland
Not Letting Him Propose My Sacred Duty
Maud jokes that once engaged she will force him to economize. Clara protests the idea of preventing a proposal, while Maud asserts it as her humorous vow to enforce thrift once married.
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Clara
Maud
Puck
Miss Newlyrich Plays Hearte in Quirky Card Exchange
A New York Evening Sun item notes Miss Newlyrich learning hearte, a diamond led and a club played. Her mother quips that she has a quantity upstairs, suggesting a playful remark on her card skills.
Quote exchange on skating and youth charm
A brief humorous dialogue shows Edith remembering skating and Ethel preferring a good looking young man to remind her now and then. The lines by Puck capture lighthearted banter about memory and attraction.
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Edith
Ethel
Puck
Admiral Schley Sees Naval Cemetery Charm in Annapolis
The New York Times recalls a stroll by Admiral Schley in the Annapolis naval cemetery. He greets an old sailor who remarks the place will be even finer when yet more Admirals are buried there, eliciting a courteous exchange.
Sleepy Grass Across Regions
A plant named Sleepy Grass grows in New Mexico Texas and Siberia. It has a severe narcotic effect on horses and sheep, acting as a strong sedative and causing deep sleep or stupor lasting 24 to 48 hours.
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New Mexico
Texas
Siberia
Spring School Days
A classroom anecdote recounted with dialogue about an excuse for lateness. Henry admits his father wrote and signed the note, but the teacher reveals she misread the signature. Henry claims his father forgot his own name, while the teacher notes the mistaken reading.
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Henry
Boston Transcript
Ze Miss Millions and the milliner proposal scene
The passage aired a humorous exchange about a count and baron debating a costly bonnet habit. It then pivots to a sell line for Hamlin's Wizard Oil claiming relief from many pains with bottles priced at 50 cents and one dollar.
Dining halls of old tap ping pong humor
A Yonkers Statesman snippet imagines grand dining halls with mahogany tables and humorously jokes they would have been ideal for ping pong. The exchange showcases playful dialogue about ancient interiors and sport.
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Yonkers Statesman
Ladies Wear Shoes One Size Smaller With Allen's Foot-Ease
Allen's Foot-Ease promises relief from swollen feet blisters and callous spots and an in growing nails problem. The ad claims it cures sweating hot feet and aching feet and offers a trial package free by mail from Allen Ohn sted LeRoy New York ending with druggists selling the product for two shillings.
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Allen
Ohnsted
LeRoy, N. Y
Engagement Sparks Fears Over Letters From Literary Suitor
A dialogue hints Mildred's engagement to a literary man and Sue frets that such a match could lead to publication of her private love letters, reflecting social anxieties about authors and propriety.
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Sue
Mildred
Emma Cadwalader Guild Unveils Lifelike McKinley Bust
Mrs Emma Cadwalader Guild completes a fine bust of the late President McKinley, deemed one of the most life like productions yet seen.
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Emma Cadwalader
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