Random political satire and social notes from a 1904 column
A fragmented, satirical column critiques diplomacy, finance, and politics. It features mentions of Roosevelt, Castro, Rockefeller, Addicks, Venezuela, Mexico, and Haiti, with quips about war, rowing economies, education, and fashion. The prose wanders through jokes about gaslighting the czar, language lessons, and odd weather notes.
Fragmented OCR piece hints at political and financial intrigue
The text references Castros and President Castro, Governor Felk of Missouri urging votes, a Colorado electricity note, a dubious big stick claim, defunct bank officials in Le Tan, Boston Congregational matters, Rockefeller funds, and an emerging venture in an old town. The garbled OCR shows a mix of names, places, and alleged schemes with no clear cohesive story.
President's Western Trip and U.S. Poultry Value
The article notes the president will soon begin a western tour and mentions the U S poultry industry valued at 26100 000 annually. It ties egg prices in January and February to broader economic context. The phrasing suggests speculation about the trip's itinerary and the poultry market in a period context.
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United States
Kiciftus Challenges Claims Of High Railroad Rates
An interview with Henry HL HReg questions widespread assertions of excessive railroad charges. Kiciftus argues that when read broadly the case reveals no excessive rates, suggesting a more nuanced view of pricing practices and regulatory impact.
Prof J T Wilson Discovers Neck Slant Tests Link Taste Satiety
Prof J T Wilson of Chicago University reports a finding that people with the lowest neck slant score fail the barge test due to diminished taste sensitivity. The study highlights a connection between neck posture and sensory perception, credited to the research team in Chicago.
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J. T. Wilson
Chicago University
Unclear Fate of Linevirth After Predecessor’s Actions
Report from St. Petersburg notes uncertainty whether Linevirth fought or retreated after following his predecessor’s lead. The piece hints at unspecified consequences and questions the next move in the ongoing situation.
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Sft Petersburg
Linevirth
Chitate elects a brand new mayor Toony
A local electorate selects a new mayor amid a shift in political mood as residents debate leadership style and policy directions. The report notes long-standing citizens hesitating to adapt to change while welcoming fresh city governance and potential reforms.
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Toony
W.u
Carter Harrison
Loutasile Man Hints At Residence In Kentucky Notes
A Loutasile, Kentucky man who studied Olser theory and paused work after turning forty hints at devoting the rest of his time to seven unspecified pursuits, while Wayne County Democrat debates Republican gubernatorial nominees and the community discusses expected decisive results.
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Loutasile
Kentucky
Olser
Press Points and Prophecies Across Papers
A garbled compilation cites various headlines from Chicago Journal to Philadelphia Inquirer and Baltimore Sun. It mentions political prophecies and education vows, ports and resignations, a Panama Canal salary remark, and a note about President Castro with satirical tone.
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Panama Canal
Baltihmore Sun
Millersburg boy slips past punishment in barn
A Millersburg boy escaped punishment by crawling under a barn where his mother could not reach him. His father arrived and crawled in on hands and knees to find the child asleep in a corner and asked if he was also pursued by his mother.
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Millersburg
Family heirs of Petzer estate gather at county offices
In Bloomington a group of about thirty descendants of Peter Petzer from Canaan township gathered at the county building to settle the estate. County Surveyor Knepp, related by marriage, acted as head agent and received a box of cigars from the heirs in appreciation of his services.
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Krieger
Peter Petzer
Cannan Township
Tiga
Knepp
Sixty second anniversary of Reformed Sunday School
On Sunday April 2 Wooster marked the sixty second anniversary of the Reformed Sunday School with ceremonies. Officers were installed including superintendent Wesley Li Aang assistant superintendent Johnny Schultz secretaries Dave Derr and Dora Hallers treasurer John Russell and others.
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Io Wooster
Sors Itareau
Wesley Li Aang
Johnny Schultz
Dave Derr
Dora Hallers
John Russell
Rand Snyder
Durbin
Local News From Canaan April 5 Wiles Family and Community Events
Born to George Irvin and wife a daughter, a vacation for a Wooster student. Gatherings at Hawks home precede trips to California. A Pennfield convention with Mr King of Orrville eyed for May. Mr Lance moved to a nearby farm near Congress Mrs Gee. Whensetler of Barberton visited. Miss Merle Herman won a gold stenography medal at Massillon. Bowers, Fetzer and Perry Fetzer visited Cleveland. Presbyterian Ladies' Missionary Society meets at Mrs Bowman's. Sale of A A Ball drew large crowds. Rev Bresler of Wooster University spoke at Presbyterian pulpit. Misa Grace Goss vacationing with friends in the area. Amos Lichty and others plan a California trip. Community members listed among visitors to the Bishop family at Medias.
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Charles
Ellia Wiles
Wooster University
Hawks
Jachty
California
King
Orrville
Lance
Canaan
Fafa
Congress
Gee. Whensetler
Barberton
C Wiles
D. King
Merle Herman
Hermanville
Massillon
J. Bowers
Perry Fetzer
Cleveland
Presbyterian Ladies’ Missionary Society
Daniel Bowman
A. A. Ball
Bresver
Wooster
Amos Lichty
D. P. Whites
A. A.ball
I Jon
Marriage Licenses Reported For Wooster and Nearby
Frank E. Baker and Matilda Kearnes of Wooster, 4. E. Chilcote and Gertrude Rud der of Orrville, Homer Morris and Effie Bonting of Shreve, James H. McMerrell of New Philadelphia and Myrtie M. Vanover of Burbank listed for marriage licenses.
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Frank E. Baker
Matilda Kearnes
Wooster
E. Chilcote
Gertrude Rudder
Orrville
Homer Morris
Effie Bonting
Shreve
James H. McMerrell
New Philadelphia
Myrtie M. Vanover
Burbank
April 9 Regular Meeting For A C Church
Friends of the A C church are invited to the April meeting on April 9 at 9 oclock for the regular monthly appointment. The March meeting on the 26 laid plans for summer work and the pastor will speak at the initiation service. All children and others interested may attend.
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Friends of the
A. C. Chirch
Elde
Lively Morrland celebrates two weddings and a shower
In Morrland April 65 residents toasted Bert Ellenbergers 21st birthday with a surprise dinner and speeches. Later John married Pearl Lopez after a joyous week, followed by a grand shower for the newlyweds amid gifts and well wishes. The couple will live at the Leiner farm near Honeytown.
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Morrland
Bixty
Bert Ellenberger
Bert
Tceremoniesa
Music Io
Rev Bohnert
Missrs
Metcalf
Ellenberger
Franks
Mr. Menberger
Zafchair
Mrs Ellenberger
Botter
Limeself
Missy Pearl Lopez
Wunster
le Agatt
John
Simon Glass
Mr. Burnett
Tomer
Mra. Moore
Earl Crosby
Wifa
Mra Metcalf
Mary Shreve
Lattasburg Notes and Local Moves
Lattasburg notes record Father Wood roof repair, Charles Shut moving in, Mable Shafer relocating to Jeromeville and starting a home, and a divorce case to hear between John Worst and wife. Clyde Thorley begins work at WoON fire station, a wood haul by David Bowman, farmers plowing started, Brethren Sunday school reorganized with officers, Bernice Bowman served meals, help for ailing Mr Kolp and a sickness in Ashland.
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Lattasburg
Wood
Charles Shut
Jardieville
Mable Shafer
Dania Martin
Jeromeville
Citiz 2 Wooster
John Worst
Clyde Thorley
Woon
David Bowman
David Flohensahil
Cora Girow
Harry Grose
Chloe Grose
Ethel Bochsan
Mies
Bernice Bowman
Ashland
Jo TT Kolp
Expressive name for indigestion remedy claim
Analyze a vintage ad-style claim for Mi-o-na stomach remedy. It argues indigestion causes misery through a weak stomach and asserts Mi-o-na strengthens digestive organs, not just relieves symptoms. It cites Laubach & Boyd guarantees and a 60 cent price, with use before meals and a focus on long term stomach health.
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Laubach 3& Boyd
Burbank Votes Dry In Local Option Election
In Burbank the local option vote favored the drys with 74 for and 30 against. Town celebrations included bells rung and a bonfire on the square. A petition to place a local option vote in Wooster township is being circulated with multiple signatures.
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Burbank
Drys
Rvate— Drys
Wooster
Annexation talk grows in Bloomington and downtown
Saturday fire spurred renewed discussion of annexation as Bloomington seeks city fire protection. Residents disagree on full annexation given finances, some favor only if fire service improves, while downtown residents back the move to relieve suburban tax burdens and extend protection.
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Bloomington
Gentlegau
Wooster
Local Labor Strikes And Accidents Reported In Various Cities
Bank of Ladoga suspends capital and shows diminished funds amid overgrowth concerns. Union workers strike at Chicago for higher wages and closed shop demands. Robbery and drugging attack on farmhouses in Cuyahoga county. Six hundred Cleveland painters strike after wage demands fail. Louisville freight train hits streetcar killing Sister Mary Anthony and injuring two others. A collision near Raton, New Mexico kills two workers Manuel Libs and Jose Contras and injures four.
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Raton
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