How He Borrowed Money and Other Tales
Comic sketches describe jail over debt as a drug clerk’s fate and a lazy man avoiding work. Notes include a boastful exchange about borrowing money and a classroom prank about a boy named Rastus. The humor centers on independence, labor, and social stereotypes of the era.
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Sambo
Getting and Earning Suitor Dialogue
A playful dialogue shows a suitor claiming earnings of $4,000 a year and a girl replying that her father doubts the figure. The exchange highlights skepticism about income and trust within a family setting.
Bride’s quip on married life. long wait remains
A young bride quips about marriage noting little changes. She says she once waited up half the night for George to leave and now waits up half the night for him to return home.
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George
Economizing by Credit Sparks Witty Domestic Exchange
In a playful exchange, a husband urges thrift while his wife responds with irony stating she is buying everything on credit. The quip captures frugal satire and domestic finance humor.
Football player faces decade after brutal on-field attack
A reported incident describes a football player who allegedly broke two men’s jaws and another man’s leg during a confrontation, with the assailant receiving a ten year sentence for assault while the victimized elderly man was stunned with a blackjack.
Professor Opens With Class Laugh Line Joke
A professor begins a joke mid lecture asking if it’s been told before. The class chorus answers yes, prompting the professor to retort that they will likely understand it this time.
Cynic laments five-cent cigars need a good country
The line suggests a critic view that inexpensive cigars lack substance or national vigor. It uses a witty persona, Cy Cynic, to imply that small pleasures reflect broader cultural state. The remark frames a playful social commentary in a period voice.
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Cy Cynic
Government ownership sparks tax question from the Geezer
Vaida asks about government ownership and the Geezer replies that government control would require the state to pay all taxes itself highlighting a cynical view of centralized power and taxation.
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Vaida
Geezer
Humorous exchange over ex-wife sparks wry punchline
Herk questions how Perk found his ex-wife. Perk replies no drama just right. Herk laments and receives a blunt retort about keeping or not keeping her. A brief comic vignette in quippy dialogue.
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Herk
African Chief Warns Missionary About Safety
A missionary recounts a tale in which an African chief assures safety by dismissing concern over leaving coats behind, claiming no white man is within a hundred miles. The anecdote highlights cross cultural perceptions and colonial era tensions.
Quiet Man Praised by Visitor in Prison
A visitor tells the prison warden of a man described as quiet and well behaved, with the warden replying that the inmate is a model prisoner who never complains.
It's Type-ical They Sit Like This Upon a Seat
A whimsical snippet describes two people seated together with light affection. They exchange brief kisses and idle chatter as a playful, improvised moment captures everyday affection.
Archduke Otto Weighs Comeback Amidts Perhapsburg Throne
Archduke Otto is reported to be weighing a return to public life. The column notes a potential path back to influence within the Perhapsburg monarchy.
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Otto
Perhapsburg
Tramp Seeks Food as Housewife Warns of Dog
A hungry tramp asks for a bite from a housewife, who responds that she does not bite but will call the dog. The exchange highlights a tense street encounter and the woman’s protective stance.
Mrs Lyle Heads to Plentywood With Friends
A fragment from Harve Montana notes Mrs Lyle and two others left Friday for Plentywood in a lighthearted local item.
Get Rid of Aunts-T: Quick Job in 24 Hours
Janesville Iowa paper notes a product named Get Rid of Aunts-T offers a job completing in 24 hours at 25 cents per bottle.
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Janesville
Lowa
Screen Comedian Hit by Multiple Loans in Months
A screen comedian has been bitten by a loan five times in recent months. The note mentions Mr. and Mrs. S. H. B. leaving for New York and other Eastern markets as reported in the Greenville Mississippi paper and Atlanta Georgia paper.
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Atlanta
New York
Greenville
Miss
Estate valued at more than the amount in Brooklyn paper
Petition accompanies the document and states the estate is valued at more than the stated amount in the Brooklyn New York paper.
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Brooklyn
N. Y
You Wouldn't Like It Old Stone House Fort
Real estate notice describes an old stone house and commodious fort with large and small fireplaces baths and electricity. Property includes 135 acres priced at $15 000 with terms available. Source referenced as New York paper.
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New York Paper
Liberal's the Word Leads in Third District Poll
A Los Angeles paper reports a poll of 57 voters in the Third supervisorial district showing Baine leading with 187 votes and Yale second with 169. Yale runs on a liberal platform.
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Baine
Yale
Los Angeles
How Loans Help Modernize Homes Under National Housing Act
The article explains how home improvement loans under the National Housing Act work through local contractors, bank or loan associations, and government insured credit. It covers written estimates, loan approval based on credit risk, repayment terms, and the scope including garages stores and offices.
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Building and Loan Association
Fall Gardens Now in Order in College Station
Sufficient rain has fallen across Texas making fall gardens ready for planting. J F Rosborough advises cleaning weeds, preparing soil, and moisture levels. Use rotted stable manure, shallow plowing, and allow bed to settle for faster germination. Also lists leafy greens carrots beets radishes turnips and beans plus a church sermon on opening the seven seals by Rev Minor.
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College Station
Texas
J. F. Rosborough
Extension Horticulturist
Mr. Rosborough
Copenhagen
Children’s Church Meeting At Central Christian Church
The Children’s Church gathers Sunday September 16 at 4 pm at Central Christian Church. Sara Kathryn Arterberry delivers the message with solos by Mary Louise Vestal and Hugh Tim Arterberry. The choir presents a special number and plans for a September party will be announced. Absent children may win a Bible.
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Children’s Church
Central Christian Church
Sara Kathryn Arterberry
Mary Louise Vestal
Hugh Tim Arterberry
Convention of Christian Churches Meet in Sulphur Springs
The District Convention of the Christian Churches will convene at Sulphur Springs on Monday September 17. Sessions begin at 9 30 a m with a dinner at 6 30 p m to close the day. Sulphur Springs church invites Central Christian Church members as guests.
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District Convention of the Christian Churches
Sulphur Springs
Central Christian Church
The Book Beautiful Marvel of the Ages at Central Church
Rev. G. C. Minor will speak on The Book Beautiful the Marvel of the Ages at Central Christian Church on Sunday morning after the 10:45 communion service. The sermon highlights the Bible's inspiration and the Jews as proof.
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G. C. Minor
Christiaan
All By Formula Suitor Causes Hasty Courtship Notes
A terse dialogue shows a suitor asking to marry a daughter and a wary businessman replying that he may leave his name and address and wait to see if something better turns up before anything official occurs.
Automaker Mergers Seen As Likely In Near Future
Detroit eyes possible consolidations within the next year as independents struggle against GM Ford and Chrysler. Industry data show the top ten car makers delivering 1.22 million registrations, with GM Ford and Chrysler supplying about 95 percent, while independents lag in low price segments.
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Detroit
General Motors
Ford
Chrysler
Chevrolet
Plymouth
Dodge
Pontiac
Oldsmobile
Hudson
Buick
Studebaker
Woman of Many Escapes Breaks Ribs in Hug
Mrs. F. Clausen has endured runaways, wagon crushes, a well fall, buggy wrecks, a car plunge, and a horse stepping on her in a record of narrow escapes. Her two broken ribs came recently when her husband hugged her goodbye for work.
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F. Clausen
Missing Policeman Demand In Quick Cash Snatch
A hurried street robbery unfolds as a caller asks for a watch and pocketbook from a nearby person who has not seen any police presence. The encounter highlights an attempted theft without immediate law enforcement response.
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