The Spice of Life and a Quick Witty Exchange
A humor piece presents a personnel manager noting a job loss pattern and a hopeful reply that he is no quitter. A minister asks a boy to wake his father during a long sermon, and Johnny retorts that he should wake him since he put him to sleep.
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Johnny
Laughing at the Party and a Clever Cop
A talkative wife recalls a visitor with endless yawns while her husband suggests yawns hid speech. At a dry party a curvy wife boasts of a brilliant husband who truly knows nothing. A battered man explains the attackers while a police officer inquires about the assailant.
Marrying Prompt Sparks Confession About Habits
A bride asks if marriage will curb his smoking and drinking. He agrees to quit smoking and drinking and abandoning his club evenings. Then she reveals the real motive is the idea of getting married itself.
First Drunk Exchanges Brief Time Check
A fragment shows two drunks in conversation. The first asks the second if he knows the time, the second replies knowingly, and the first thanks him. The snippet captures casual street dialogue with no broader context.
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Shay
Insomnia Sickness Seeks Sleep Amidst Remedies
A speaker laments severe insomnia despite trying various remedies. A companion suggests self-talk as a possible aid, implying a humorous or common folk remedy. The exchange reflects everyday concerns about sleep and coping strategies.
Maid Confesses Faith By Saying She Is Radio
A lighthearted exchange shows a new maid asked about denomination. She replies that her mother attends Baptist, her father Methodist, and she herself identifies as radio, delivering a witty personal stance.
Hotel Guest Pays Day Rate for Stationery
A man asks for stationery. clerk questions guest status. He replies he is paying twenty dollars a day, implying he is a paying customer, not a hotel guest.
Whitewright Home Demonstration Club Meets At Home
The Whitewright Home Demonstration Club met at Mrs. Grover C. Hardcastle home with Mrs. Carl May as president. Mrs. Hatfield led prayer and Mrs. Cook led the pledge. Nine members and one guest attended. Plans were made for a May 16 luncheon in Sherman with Westwood Club and for a June 8 gathering in Firemen's Hall with Whitesboro Club.
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Whitewright Home Demonstration Club
Grover C. Hardcastle
Carl May
W. L. Hatfield
Fred Cook
Tom Brown
Hatfield
Sherman
Westwood Club
Whitesboro Club
Firemen’s Hall
C. W. Pope
Edith Grider
May
Mrs May Kelsey Dies in Automobile Fall at 43
Funeral services were held at Mullican Little Funeral Home for Mrs May Kelsey 43 who died from injuries after a fall from a car on Ida road. A Bryan County Oklahoma native born July 28 1923 she was the wife of Ted Kelsey and mother of seven with relatives across Sherman Whitewright Garland Oroville and Citrus Heights. She was a Church of Christ member in Kentucky town and survived by her husband three sons Theodore Thomas and John two daughters Marie Thompson Vickie Cain Toya Kelsey a brother Charlie Gibson two sisters Marie Leeman and Vickie Venner and five grandchildren.
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Mullican - Little Funeral Home
May Kelsey
Ida Road
Bryan County
Okla
Kelsey
Isaac Walters
Ted Kelsey
Whitewright
Church of Christ At
Kentuckytown
Theodore
Sherman
Thomas
John
Marie Thompson
Garland
Vickie Cain
Miss Toya Kelsey
Charlie Gibson
Achilee
Marie Leeman
Oroville
Cal
Vickie Venner
Citrus Heights
Lee Moore 77 dies of heart attack in Bonham
Lee Moore aged 77 died Tuesday afternoon after a heart attack at his Trenton home. He was taken to Allen Memorial Hospital Bonham where he died. Funeral services will be held Thursday at 2 pm in Wise Funeral Chapel Bonham with Rev. R L Cates officiating. He is survived by son Robert Moore and two grandsons Kenneth and Paul Moore, all of Plano. formerly of Whitewright, born February 16 1890 in Ely community.
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Lee Moore
Trenton
Allen Memorial Hospital
Bonham
Wise Funeral
R. L. Cates
Moore
Whitewright
Mr. Moore
Smoking Cuts Life by Seven Years in Providence
Dr. Robert H. Browning of Ohio State University told Rhode Island physicians that smoking a pack daily reduces life expectancy by about seven years. Speaking at the Rhode Island Medical Society’s 156th annual scientific assembly, he cited 300,000 smoking-related deaths annually versus 55,000 highway deaths, and noted two-pack-a-day smokers lose about 10 to 14 years. He called the link to coronary heart disease, lung cancer, emphysema, and other diseases overwhelming.
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Providence
R.I
Ohio State University
Robert H. Browning
Rhode Island Medical Society
American Thoracic Society
Browning
Wheat Harvest Drops In Texas
The U S Department of Agriculture predicts a U S winter wheat yield of 1.2 billion bushels plus a 320 million bushel spring crop and a 400 million bushel carryover to meet demand The Texas crop however shows weakness with 29 percent more planted acres but a 3 percent lower harvest at 59 508 000 bushels 18 percent below 1966 due to drought and late freezes in irrigated areas
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United States
Texas
U.S. Department of Agriculture
Lost in Box Mix-Up Ends With Fire Engines Arriving
An unidentified man attempted to pay an overtime parking fine by placing it in a red box he believed was for payments. He mistakenly activated a fire alarm box, drawing two fire engines to the scene before he slipped away.
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Bluefield
W.va
Letter to editor from Grayson County bank president
Charles A Spears president of Grayson County State Bank criticizes low voter turnout and public-works apathy in Grayson County. He argues people should support road funding to secure state and federal projects, contrasts with Paris and Lamar counties, notes a $0.24 annual tax for a $5 000 valuation, and recalls a Sherman vote of four to one in favor.
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Grayson County
Paris
Lamar
Charles A. Spears
P.S
Sherman
Fine Print Needs Reading
The piece warns homeowners about escalator or adjustable rate clauses in mortgage contracts. It cites California S and Ls increasing rates from 6.6 to 7.6 percent and cautions buyers to read the fine print to avoid hidden rate hikes on already signed mortgages.
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Savings-And-Loan Associations
California
Wall Street Journal
Savings and Loan Associations
Safe Use Rules for Aerosol Cans
Aerosol products require ventilation when toxic effects are possible and avoiding heat contact. Protect eyes and skin, keep cans away from direct sunlight and heat sources, never puncture pressurized cans, and empty before disposal. Read directions for safe use, storage, and disposal and keep out of children's reach.
Chevrolet Reports Sharp Sales Gain in Early May
Detroit Chevrolet car and truck sales in the first ten days of May rose 40 percent from 1966. General sales manager Lee N. Mays announced dealers delivered 88,494 vehicles, the highest May 1-10 passenger car sales in five years and an all time record.
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Detroit
Chevrolet
Lee N. Mays
Mays
Insects: The Wor,ld's Most Experienced Flyers
Insects are the world's most experienced flyers. They have been airborne for about 200 million years, with about half that span when they dominated the skies, National Geographic reports.
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National Geographic
Uncle Dan From Tom Bean Says to Editor on Congress
A reader cites figures from papers about military and job program costs. The letter argues Congress should be weeded out and paid salaries raised won t fix dishonest members. The writer jokes about inflation, butter, and Christmas shopping while criticizing lawmakers.
Tressa Cureton To Wed L N Peckham
Mr and Mrs Joe H Cureton of Whitewright announce the engagement of their daughter Tressa Van Cureton to Lawrence Noble Peckham son of Mr and Mrs Russell Peckham of San Antonio Miss Cureton a Whitewright High School graduate and a junior math and physical education major at Texas Technological College Lubbock Peckham a senior electrical engineering student at Tech is a Tau Beta Pi Eta Kappa Nu and Phi Kappa Phi honorary fellow and a member of Alpha Phi Omega and Arnold Air Society
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Joe H. Cureton
Whitewright
Tressa van Cureton
Lawrence Noble Peckham
Russell Peckham
San Antonio
Miss Cureton
Whitewright High School
Texas Technological College
Lubbock
Peckham
Tech
Tau Beta Pi
Eta Kappa Nu
Phi Kappa Phi
Alpha Phi Omega
Arnold Air Society
Seniors Honored at Bethel Baptist Church Banquet
The W M A of Bethel Baptist Church honored three graduating seniors Jan Buchanan Charles Williams and Donald Williams with a banquet at the church. James Owens gave the invocation Mrs Bob Cawthon welcomed and Donald Williams gave the reply. Tables decorated in gold and white WHS colors. Mrs Leta Benton former China missionary was guest speaker. Marshall Miller dismissed with prayer about 50 attendees.
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Bethel Baptist Church
Jan Buchanan
Charles Williams
Donald Williams
James Owens
Bob Cawthon
WHS
Leta Benton
China
Marshall Miller
Barrie Blanton Weds Houston Girl
Miss Linda Royce Hoover became the bride of James Barrie Blanton in a Friday afternoon ceremony May 12 at League City Methodist Church Houston. Rev. G R Nease officiated. The bride daughter of Mrs Irene Hoover Houston attended Middle Tennessee State College and works for Humble Oil and Refining. The groom UT graduate employed by Welex Corp. He is from Whitewright son of Mr and Mrs Roy Blanton. They were attended by Sam Stahl. Reception followed at Loyce Sells home. The couple reside at 3334 Norfolk Houston.
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Linda Royce Hoover
James Barrie Blanton
League City Methodist Church
Houston
G. R. Nease
Irene Hoover
Middle Tennessee State College
Humble Oil and Refining Company
University of Texas
Welex Corporation
Whitewright
Roy Blanton
Sam Stahl
Loyce Sells
Blanton
Norfolk Street
Future Kitchens Predict Startling Kitchen Features
Appliance makers forecast dramatic advances in home cooking with ovens that vanish into counters, dishwashers that polish silver, and auto peeler devices connected to waste disposal and concealed faucets.
Boy Scout Mothers Day Program Featured Local Figures
Fitz Bryant, John Webster, John McMurry Jr., Haskell Thomson and Russell McGinnis appeared on a Boy Scout Mothers Day program Sunday. A Sunday School baseball league has been organized here. A 14 inch rain fell at Whitesboro Saturday. Miss Frances Wilson will present her music pupils in recital Monday night. J A Farrow of the Ely community died Monday. A daughter was born to Mr and Mrs W T Burkhalter on May 7. Guy Davis plowed up a watch in a field southwest of Pilot Grove last week. The case was blackened and had evidently been in the ground for a long time. Mr Taylor wound up the watch and it started running.
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Fitz Bryant
John Webster
John McMurry Jr
Haskell Thomson
Russell McGinnis
Whitesboro
Frances Wilson
College of Industrial Arts
Denton
J. A. Farrow
Ely
W. T. Burkhalter
Guy Davis
Pilot Grove
Taylor
Local notes and obituaries from Snyder area
May 12 1937 reports C C Willis of Snyder buying a carload of Jersey cattle after visiting relatives here. A misaddressed post card from Womack Milling Co. was returned to Wauga Grain Co. S E Jones veteran druggist dies at home. Pure Food Show Baby Show winners include Daisy Johnson Magdaline Phillips Guy Ben Garner Robert Montgomery Ann LaRoe Clarence Martin. A son born to Mr and Mrs Morton Ashinhurst on May 4.
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Womack Milling Co
Wauga Grain Co
S. E. Jones
Daisy Johnson
Magdaline Phillips
Guy Ben Garner
Robert Montgomery
Ann LaRoe
Clarence Martin
Morton Ashinhurst
35 Years Ago May 12 1932 Recitals Featured Miss Sears and Penn
Miss Martha Jo Sears and Miss Babe Nell Penn were presented in music recitals, reflecting the era’s school or community performances. The event highlights young talents and local cultural activity on a spring 1932 date.
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Martha Jo Sears
Babe Nell Penn
Leghorn Hen Adopts Kitten Litter in 1937 Tale
In May 1937 a Leghorn hen adopted a litter of two week old kittens. After the mother cat nurses the kits the hen shelters them under her wings like baby chicks. Nearby, Mrs. Gene Hughes and Mrs. Howard Harrison hosted a bridal shower for Mrs. Winifred Hamilton, formerly Malachia Smith, with details noted. Sam Clark died at his northeast town home Monday. W H S seniors slated to perform The Full House Friday include Jack Meador Grady Stepp William Howard Harrison Walter Tom Holmes Mark Montgomery Jr O A Hefner Litha Sue Hollingsworth Betty Jo Morrow Lorraine Rutledge.
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W. C. Brown
Gene Hughes
Howard Harrison
Winifred Hamilton
Malachia Smith
Sam Clark
W.H.S
Jack Meador
Grady Stepp
William Howard Harrison
Walter Tom Holmes
Mark Montgomery Jr
O. A. Hefner
Litha Sue Hollingsworth
Betty Jo Morrow
Lorraine Rutledge
New PTA Elects Officers For Coming Year
New Parent Teacher Association officers are elected. President is Mrs. Betty Garner, first vice president Mrs. Betty Mathis, second vice president Mrs. Don L. Selman, third vice president Mrs. Larry Presley, secretary Mrs. Lela Chesser, treasurer Mrs. Linda Crum by, and reporter Mrs. Paula Collins. They will meet Friday at the home of Mrs. Selman to discuss plans and committee formation for the year.
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Parent- Teacher Association
Betty Garner
Betty Mathis
Don L. Selman
Larry Presley
Lela Chesser
Linda Crum
Paula Collins
Selman
More Manpower Seen For War In Vietnam
The article outlines an expected demand of near one million U S personnel in Southeast Asia including Navy Air Force and Army. General Westmoreland might need 600 000 to 750 000 troops by end of 1968 as casualties rise. Drafts will rise through 1967 to fill 1965 cohort discharges. The piece discusses political risk of expanding manpower for reelection and the strategic choice between bombing Haiphong to cut Soviet supply lines and provoking broader conflict with China.
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Vietnam
U.S
Thailand
Westmoreland
China
Russia
Johnson
Haiphong
Hanoi
Soviet Union
Ho Chi Minh
Roberts backs bill against flag desecration
Fourth District Congressman Ray Roberts testified before the House Judiciary committee in support of a bill he introduced making desecration of the American flag a Federal offense. He cited rising contempt for law and order and urged stronger penalties for rioters and lawbreakers.
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Ray Roberts
House
Judiciary Committee
Roberts
Congress
Texas
Rex Ray Circle Meeting At Mrs Darwin Home
The Baptist Rex Ray Circle met Monday at Mrs J P Darwin’s home. Thirteen members attended as Bible verses were read for roll call and business was conducted. A love offering was approved for Mrs L J Bryant, with Mrs McMurry leading prayers. Members on the program included Mrs A R McMurry Mrs J H Gosnell Mrs Edgar Ayers Mrs Darwin Mrs Carl May and Mrs Jim Grider.
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Baptist
Rex Ray
J. P. Darwin
W. L. Hatfield
L. J. Bryant
J. C. Gillespie
A. R. McMurry
J. H. Gosnell
Edgar Ayers
Darwin
Carl May
Jim Grider
Clyde Sadler
McMurry
Cleaning Stains From Hard Board Paneling
A sponge with water or mild detergent removes most mild stains from hard board paneling. Pencil marks lift with a non abrasive eraser. Wipe off excess with a soft cloth and apply carbon tetrachloride to remove crayon lipstick oil and grease.
Little League Meeting Friday Plans for 90 Players
A meeting for those interested in boys baseball will be held at the Firemen's Hall Friday at 7 30 p m announced by Bob Dunlap Parents of boys expected to play this summer urged to attend and bring applications for participation Required for all players Estimated 90 boys aged eight to 15 will participate this season The first game is scheduled for June 5 Mr Dunlap said.
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Firemen’s Hall
Bob Dunlap
Dunlap
Social and worship schedule at First Baptist Church
Rev. Dale Gore leads a weekly program listing Fidelis Class social Thursday May 18 at 7:00, Sunday activities including 9:00 S S at Nursing Home 9:55 Bible study 11:00 worship 5:15 Primary and Junior Choirs 6:00 training 7:00 worship and weekly circles, G A s Sunbeams, and R A s with prayer meeting and choir rehearsal midweek.
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Dale Gore
Fidelis
S. S
Nursing Home
Rex Ray
Oleta Bennett
G. A
Methodist Church Schedule with Guest Speaker
Reverend George Topper leads Sunday School at 10, with Dr. Young as guest speaker at 11. Evening services follow at 6:30 M Y F, 7:30 worship, 7:30 guild, and 7:30 choir rehearsal.
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Methodist Church
George Topper
Dr. Young
Sunday Worship and School Schedule at Church
Morning worship at 10 00 AM followed by 11 00 AM Sunday School and 7 30 PM evening worship at the church.
Church Schedule Notes for Dooley Pastorate
Rev. C. C. Dooley serves as pastor with worship at 11 00 and a 7 15 p m service. Mrs Janice Hall leads Sunday School at 9 45 and a prayer meeting is set for 7 30 p m Wednesday.
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C. C. Dooley
Janice Hall
Church of Christ Service Schedule Listing
Minister W E Mynatt leads Bible study at 10 a m worship and communion at 11 a m worship at 7 p m Bible study for all ages at 7 30 p m in the church schedule
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Church OF Christ
W. E. Mynatt
Kentucky Town Baptist Church Service Schedule
Rev. Bob Saylor serves as pastor at Kentucky Town Baptist Church. Training Union begins at seven, followed by a worship service at seven forty five.
Bethel Baptist Church Training Union Evening
Bethel Baptist Church led by Rev. Charles Pierce holds Training Union at 6 30 PM led by pastor Charles Pierce and church leaders inviting all members to attend the study and fellowship session.
Bethel Baptist Circles Discuss Hong Kong Mission
The Jackie Shaw and Mary Dale W M A Circles of Bethel Baptist Church met for a Royal Circle program on Monday night with the theme Establishing churches and sustaining fellowship in Hong Kong led by Mrs. Johnnie England. A salad supper for 14 members and three guests preceded the program.
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Jackie Shaw
Mary Dale W. M
Bethel Baptist Church
Hong Kong
Johnnie England
Jessie Williams
Frankie Williams
Inez Pierce
Louis Franklin
Bettye Jarvis
Jewel Jarvis
Estelle Williams
Vera Wetzel
Ruby Cawthon
Tanya
Trina Jarvis
Regina Bartley
Wetzel
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